Jacuzzi Terror
The Twins had been eternally thankful to whatever programmer (probably that KFC guy…long story) watched over the Matrix that Trinity had not tried to contact them and that the Merovingian had not learned of their little game with the ring at the theater. If he had, they would never have heard the end of it from him. So, four days later, during the daily torture known as 'supper with the Merovingian', they were only slightly suspicious when Gerard, the maitre d', delivered them a private letter. Two, who sat on the right, took it with a nod and waited until the aid departed. Then the Twins leaned together as Two tore open the envelope. Both Twins could feel the program guarding the envelope sizzle away as Two handled the mail. Someone really meant it as a 'private letter'. Two removed the short letter and unfolded it and the Twins read in unison.
Dear Twins, it read, I have planned a pool party! Normally I wouldn't even TELL you, but it has been insisted by certain parties that you are invited *cough, Niobe, cough*. So, come to 110 Appex St. Friday night at 8:30. Doritos, beach balls, lobster, won't it be fun?
- Neo
The Twins looked at the note, dumbfounded. Pool party? With Neo and that group of apes? They were incredulous that he'd even ask. But One carefully tucked the note into the inside pocket of his sleek silver-white coat and made it look for all the world like they'd just received another independent contract. They finished supper and went to their suit on the 102nd floor. Once the door was shut, One burst out
"The imbecile, does he actually think we'd come?" Two chuckled, and said
"Well, he is Neo, dear brother. But maybe this time we could mess around with Niobe a bit. She's already incensed with us after the whole movie incident." Two smirked a bit at the memory. So did One.
"Well, when you put it that way, it seems a lot more appealing. I guess we never have to go anywhere near the water." The ultra- fastidious Twins did not like getting wet - it just ruined their dreads.
"No, of course not. Let's see how much more interesting we can make his little pool party." At that they both grinned identical evil grins.
That Friday evening, the Twins told the Merovingian they were going out to do a contract and left the parking garage in their cool black Escalade. It took only about ten minutes to get to Appex Street, and One, who always drove since Two had no sense of direction and got them lost more often than not, parked. The Twins left the truck and found 110, a large, glass-roofed, greenhouse-like building. They entered to find a dark and empty reception area, but at that time of night, that was to be expected. The Twins went past the empty white desk and light rose walls into a humid pool area. But besides just a large pool, there was a large five- or six-person Jacuzzi in sight, along with a small sauna. The lights were dim and no one was in sight.
"Something is very wrong here." Said Two, starting to back out of the pool house, but he was stopped by a silky voice from behind him saying
"Oh, no. I don't think anything is wrong. In fact, you're here right on time." The Twins spun around, their trench coats flying, to see Trinity standing behind them in nothing but a small black bikini. Trinity put her hands on her slender hips and smiled an enticing smile.
"Oh, shit." Said Two. One looked over his shoulder, and then turned slowly and fully. He put a hand on his brother's shoulder.
"Things have just gotten a whole lot worse." He said quietly. Two turned to look and realized that One was terribly, horribly right. Standing between them and the pool was the most terrifying sight either of them had ever seen. It was Persephone. Persephone in a small black bikini and stiletto heels.
"Hello, boys." She purred in her French accent.
"Oh God," whispered Two, "please get us out of here." Both Twins then made a run for the door, but the women in leather bikinis and heels pounced on them before they made it to the exit. The Twins were superior fighters, but they were panicked, so panicked that they couldn't ghost to escape. They fought, but eventually Trinity and Persephone subdued and bound them. Once they were securely tied and sitting with their backs against the tiled steps up to the Jacuzzi, Persephone tossed her mane of hair as Trinity disappeared from sight.
"Now, you are ours for the night and we are going to have fun." She said with a sadistic smile. Both Twins shuddered and awaited their fate. They had tried to ghost away once their minds had cleared, but something blocked them. Persephone had claimed that she had and anti- ghosting device. Just then Trinity returned with two very small garments in silver-white. It took them a moment, but the Twins realized with horror that they were (dunh, dunh, dunh)…Speedo's!
"Nooooooooooo! Please, anything but those! -" They screamed, but Persephone just grinned a sadistic grin and reached for Two's trench coat as Trinity reached for One's.