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A sign hung over the stage that said, WELCOME TO GOLFING WITH DANDELION! and the studio was covered in fake grass, with a little sand pit.

"Dandelion, were filming!" hissed Tansy from behind the camera.

"OMSC! Is that today?!" wailed Dandelion. "I didn't practice! And my golfing class starts in five minutes!"

"YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY GOLF!" roared Dusk from beside Tansy. She then turned into a cat, stormed on stage, and climbed on Dandelion's head and shredded her pink hat.

"Way to keep it professional, girls." grumbled Tansy.

"GET OFF YOU NO GOOD DISEASE!" screamed Dandelion hysterically. The studio turned back to normal, and Dusk turned back into a human. Only, she was on Dandelion's head still, so they both toppled over right into a giant figure wearing a blue suit.

"Um, are you okay?" he asked, hoisting them up.

"PLEASE WELCOME DOMOVOI BUTLER TO THE DANDELION AND DUSK SHOW!" screamed both host. Then they hugged him.(WARNING: Never under any circumstances should you hug Butler, unless your an immortal show host with morphing-into-a-cat powers.)

"Can we get to the interview?" asked Butler.

"Ok." chirped Dandelion.

"So Butler," began Dusk as she sat down. "We know your a close friend of Artemis Fowl, and-"

"ARTY!"

"Up shut, Dandelion! Anyway, we know you were there the night of his birth. What was your first impression of him?"

"Well, he never cried. In fact, he later told me that at the time he believed himself above it. And he had an obsession with acting out historical events with animatronic puppets. His favorite was the signing of the Declaration of Independence."

"Cute!" exclaimed Dandelion. " What are your thoughts on Minerva?"

"Well, she's very-"

"Dandelion, end the show! We need to be out of here in five!" whispered Tansy from offstage.

"FIVE?!Where?!" shrieked both host simultaneously.

Tansy face-pawed and walked away.

"Well, we need to end the show, so, Butler? Anyone to give a Valentines Day shout-out to?" asked Dusk holding up a spatula like a microphone.

He turned beet red. "There is one person..."

Dusk thrust the spatula an inch from his nose.

"Um, I would like to tell my girlfriend Evelyn Happy Valentines Day!"

A red-head bounced on the stage and hugged Butler. "That is so sweet!" she squealed in a British accent. "Thank you!"

"Are you Butler's girlfriend?" asked Dusk.

"ITS A BRIT!1!" screamed Dandelion, who turned into a cat and started to paw at Evelyn, who started petting her.

"How did you meet Butler?" asked Dusk will she restrained Dandelion.

"At a gym, while Artemis was in Limbo." Evelyn replied calmly.

"And where did-"

"BUTLER! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!" screamed a shadowy figure from behind the camera.

"OMSC!ARTEMIS!" the hosts screamed, and they started to roll around the stage.

"HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!I KNOW EVERY THING!11111!" yelled Artemis, running onto the stage.

"Artemis, how did you...what? I thought Holly was with you." muttered Butler.

"Artemis, stop it!" screamed thin air. Captain Holly Short shimmered into view and tackled Artemis, knocking over the camera. She then started to curse in various languages, so Butler shot the camera to prevent young viewers from being scarred for life.

Next episode: The Cutest Couple Ever XD