A/N Turns out Norway is a legitimate character in Hetalia. Who knew, because I didn't.

To Whom it May Concern -

Okay well first of all, 10 points to Frozen for the bark up/bark down joke. Denmark and I got a kick out of it.

Second of all, yes. It is the Norwegian version of "toilet paper over or under". Stop asking, we've literally wasted two meetings about up or down and over or under.

Even though its down and over.

It is.

Trust me.

Don't listen to Denmark.

He lies. A lot.

From,

Norway.

A/N And this is what happens when you leave an American and Norwegian in the same Skype chat for more than 30 minutes.