A/N: Hey guys! Here's my next chapter! I've been busy with all sort of stuff involving high school, but because of Spring Break it's good to take a breather doing this. I also decided to try and reply to comments here! (except guest reviews since they don't have a username)
Alice in Hetalia: Thanks! I'm glad you're enjoying it. It's my first shot at putting humor in my fanfics so I'm glad it's starting well.
RA99: Great! I'll see what I can do. Romania seems like an interesting character for me to add.
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Hetalia Plays Five Night's at Freddy's 2: Canada
"Come on, bro this game is so hardcore!"
"No, Alfred, I'm not playing that game, it sounds sick and twisted."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?" Alfred whined. Now you are probably wondering how this started. You see, after an interesting night that involved a laptop and a very scared hero, Alfred decided it'd be 'totally freaking hilarious' if Matthew tried it out. After Alfred tried to explain the game to his little brother the very next day it resulted in this conversation. However after Matthew's constant refusal, the American decided to use his secret weapon, that could make anybody beg for mercy. If you haven't figured it out, it was Alfred's ultimate puppy dog eyes. Matthew tried to look away, but like everyone else, he was caught under the expression.
"F-fine, Alfred. I'll play the stupid game," Matthew said in defeat. Alfred dropped the look and fist-pumped in joy.
"Yes! I thought I'd have to even offer to play some catch with ya!" Alfred cheered. Matthew's face turned pale. Whether he ment it as a threat or an award the only thing that came to mind were the flashbacks of their last game of catch. He'd have to remind himself later to trick Alfred into a game of hockey later...
"Just show me the laptop."
Canada's POV
I can't believe Alfred convinced me to play this "Five Nights at Freddy's 2" game. Curse his perfected puppy eyes! As soon as opened the laptop and clicked the application I could feel Alfred breathing down my neck trying to spy on the screen.
"Alfred, please stop breathing down my neck." Alfred did his signature laugh blasted into my ears which made me cringe.
"Sorry, bro!" He backed away as I clicked the 'New Game' button. I can just imagine the French curse words coming out of my mouth while Alfred will just laugh his ass off. I glanced at- uhhh... Kumajito, who was right next to me and he looked at me worried and sympathetic. I looked back at the screen and sighed. Let's start Alfred's 'fun'
Throughout the game however none of the weird animatronics came at me. I finished night 1 with no jump scares.
"What!? That's not fair, they didn't even care to reach the office!" Alfred complained.
"Don't blame me, it's your game. Now excuse me I'm going to leave-" I was about to leave until Alfred grabbed my wrist
"Whoa, whoa whoa this isn't over, dude! You're gonna play til ya either beat the game or die," Alfred said. I knew Alfred's strength had me pinned to the spot I was at unless I was walking back to the laptop. I sighed in defeat and walked to the laptop. Hopefully I could force myself to lose in order to leave the dumb game Alfred was forcing me to play.
That obviously wasn't going to happen. no matter how many times I've tried, it seemed none of the animatronics even noticed I was there. I even ignored the music box and stopped checking on that weird fox that Alfred said would appear down the hallway. Meanwhile my brother was laughing at the moment. I just finished night 3
"HAHAHAHAHA! They don't even notice ya, that must be why you're not getting caught! HAHAHAHAHA!" Alfred kept laughing, so I tried cutting in.
"S-shut up. A-at least I made it longer than you." Judging by how quick Alfred played this game last night, it made sense that I was ahead of him. I could tell I was right because Alfred stopped laughing and gave an annoyed look, or at least as much of an annoyed look as a man-child who laughs almost every hour could make.
"Just finish the game."
I was on Night 7 on Alfred's requested "Golden Freddy Challenge" he dared me to do, so for added effect I would literally do nothing. Nothing. Not even look at the cameras. It's not like the animatronics noticed me on the camera. As the hours passed by in the game Alfred seemed more annoyed. I glanced at him and he seemed so focused for at least something to happen.
"You alright there, Alfred?" I asked him. He snapped out of the trance of screen and stared at me trying to give me his 'heroic' smile.
"Nah, I'm fine Mattie!" Even though he was trying to conceal it, I could tell he was internally pissed. His smile was a bit too forced, along with his speech. I smirked a little at this, but didn't say anything. That's what he gets for making me play this game.
I finished with game with nothing even entering the office. Alfred looked very frustrated, but I decided it'd probably be best for me to leave. Without speaking I got up, grabbed Kumijiro while he said a quiet "Who are you?" While I softly replied "I'm Canada," while holding the door knob. I was about to leave, but Alfred spoke up.
"Hey, where are ya goin'?" I looked back and replied.
"Gilbert's place," I replied. He and I are pretty good friends since, besides Francis, he's one of the only ones that notice me, and doesn't mistake me for Alfred. He can be fun, but he's... interesting when drunk. I'll never forget the time the Bad Touch Trio showed up in front of the house with nothing but a rose (probably given by Francis) on covering them and I let them to stay because apparently they first tried Lovino's place but had a door slammed in their face as soon as he saw it was them. At least Alfred wasn't home that night, the very next day I made them pay for all of the windows and decorations they broke too.
"Ok, but don't bring him home." Alfred said. Him and Gilbert constantly bicker with each other on "who's awesomer?" And since I really didn't want to be a part of those sessions, I was definitely going to make sure that doesn't happen. As soon as I got outside I headed straight for Gilbert's place.
A/N: Is it me or did I make Canada a little sassy? By the way, no there is going to be no real shippings on here, so no PruCan or anything like that, but I guess you can think of it like that if you want to. This fic isn't ment for the shippings so I don't really want it to head towards that direction. All of the characters will stay in character and act like they usually do. Now, as for who's next, I think it's sort of obvious, but there's going to be a twist. Like that last chapter, R&R and stay tuned for the next chapter!
