Well, hello there. New chapter!

"You know, Samus, we sure get the best of all worlds here in Brawl World. Great high-tech stuff from Metroid, but beautiful forests from Hyrule." Link wondered why he was gushing like this. The situation was dire.

"What kind of World do we live in, Link?" said Samus while typing. "Poor little girls getting their wings broken by fierce and gusty winds… in broad daylight..."

"It wasn't exactly broad daylight," Link reminded her indignantly. He waited impatiently as Samus received the DNA reading from a strand of the girl's hair.

"And… great!" Samus said. "I've got the best description I can of her. She's even incorporated somehow into the Subspace Emissary and gotten her own single and co-op event with Pit. Her Overall Rating is an eight. Still hasn't beaten Marth… stupid nine outta ten…"

"And… what's her name?" Link said, not a little bit frustrated.

"Oh yeah! Sorry. Her name's Piana Emilia Shirann, but everyone calls her Pia. P-I-A. Here's her trophy description." Samus clicked on something. "A former member of the Seraph Sirens, Pia was a bit of an outcast in Angel Land for being a tomboy and for her stubbornness. When Team Triple A, led by the devious archangel Aegeus Harah, wreaked havoc in Skyworld, Pia helped Pit and a girl named Lyki gather the Three Sacred Treasures. Donning the Silver Armor, Pia helped immensely in defeating the archangels and allowing female angels to fight as well."

"Ooookay… how about we break that up." Link almost felt dizzy after all that juicy info. "What are the Seraph Sirens?"

"Well, seraphim are the six-winged angels who cover the face of the Lord, and sirens are beautiful mermaids whose singing lures fishermen to crash on the rocks. Although, in their species of angel, seraphim are young female angels. It looks like the Seraph Sirens are a club of seraphim who grew up into angels and practice singing all day."

"Samus Aran, you are brilliant! You know everything!" Link exclaimed.

Samus blushed modestly. "No, I just searched it on Google. But I'll say this: Snake and Saki Amamiya are the only people here with a higher IQ than me."

"All right," Link said. "Anyway... Pit knows her? Why didn't he tell us?"

"Um, reminder, Link," Samus said with an eye roll. "Pit was a little, ah, indisposed at the time."

"Oh, yeah. Who's Aegeus Harah?" But before Link's question could be answered, he suddenly thought about something more important. "Why did she come here?"

"Hmmm..." Samus muttered, typing away at the keyboard. "Let's see... ah, here. Since they made a new Kid Icarus game, she came so she could represent the series being better-known or something. Even though she doesn't actually exist in the real games. Just the World."

"I guess that's pretty average," Link said thoughtfully. Then he saw something on the screen: a language he hadn't seen in years.

Hyrulian. There was a box on the screen, cleverly disguised as an advertisement, written in Hyrulian. Do not read aloud. Click when alone, Link read. He was thinking of a way to get her out fast when she beat him to it.

"Hey, Link?" Samus said, waving her hand across his face. "I'm gonna go check on her. You coming?"

Link could hardly believe his good luck. "No, you go…" Link replied somewhat vaguely. Samus hesitated for a moment, then rushed out. As soon as he heard the door slam, Link hurriedly clicked the box. Instantly, the screen was covered by another screen, which looked somewhat like a letter. It was all in Hyrulian.

Dear Link/Zelda, Link read. I chose to have this translated into Hyrulian because I trust you. I'm pretty sure you're Link, but just in case you're Zelda, tell Link this whole thing. Here is my story.

Trouble is brewing in all of the video game Worlds involved with Brawl. I wasn't given much information besides that, except for that I was to unite four brawlers-the white celestian, the green warrior, the red commander, and the blue prince. Along with me, we would vanquish the brewing trouble in the Worlds, or something like that. I guess I'm not really good at writing stuff. Talk to me later, okay?

Piana (but call me Pia)

Well, Link thought. This explains a lot. He felt weirdly calm. Suddenly, inspiration struck. He remembered her strange words: White angel… green warrior… red commander… and the blue prince? Wonder who they are... Again, Link had a burst of intuition.

"I'm the green warrior!" He said aloud. "And I bet I'm totally missing a point here... who are the other ones...?" Before he could mull this over any longer, someone burst into the Lab.

"Oh, good, you're still here!" said a very out-of-breath Falco. "Samus said to get you. It's the girl. She's talking in her sleep!"

If you don't understand anything, feel free to ask. I will get back to you!