The View of Muffin
(Chapter 2: Guest Stars, Smores, and…Barney?)

Grace, no longer interested in Jack, decides to bring in a few friends for her entertainment.

Grace: Yea…sorry Captain, but you bore me.

Jack: oO …I don't normally get that one.

Grace: Yea, sorry. Mind if I bring in some friends?

Jack: …I don't want to know how. S'long as they aren't those…"things"…I'm good.

Grace: o.o Sure.

Four figures appear. Two girls, and two guys. One seems mad and isn't talking, and one is smelling her pencil. O.o

Grace: Hey guys.

Figures: Yea…oO Where are we?

Grace: -shifty eyes- I got…into jail?

Figures: Yep, saw that one coming.

Grace: -.- I'm going to ignore that…for now. Anyways, everything you say and do is being written down, so you might as well introduce yourself.

Figure 1: …

Figure 2: Wheeeee! Garland to the rescue! Dun dun dundunnnnn!

Grace: o.o. Why isn't Rob talking?

Figure 1: I don't feel like it.

Grace: Splee! He talked!

Figure 3: Anyways...smells pencil I'm Carolyn. Just…Carolyn. My pencil smells good…

Figure 4: Oo.. Sure, why not. My name…is Brooke. Brooke the magnificent.

Grace: Somethin' like that…anyways.

Grace: Anyways. I need help trying to write a play.

Carolyn: Write about what famous people do in their spare time.

Garland: Yea…I see that! Like, George Washington playing poker and stuff like that.

Rob: …

Grace: Sure…why not. NEXT!

Brooke: Write about the awesome me!

Garland: NEXT!

Brooke: Hey…

Garland: What? I always wanted to say that.

Brooke: Oh.

Carolyn: Write about eating George in a smore!

Grace: Why would I eat George Washington in a smore?

Rob: …

Carolyn: Not George Washington! George the pig!

Grace: George…the pig?

Carolyn: George the pig.

Garland: So it's…graham crackers, marshmallows…and pig?

Carolyn: Well, he's on a deserted island! What else is he supposed to eat?

Grace: Who's "he"?

Carolyn: The guy eating George…

Grace: And how does he get graham crackers and marshmallows on a deserted island?

Carolyn: Technically, they are two sticks and some tiny pinecones, but we call them graham crackers and marshmallows for fun.

Grace: WHO ARE WE?

Carolyn: Me and the guy eating George.

Garland: So it's…marshmallow, graham crackers…and pig?

Carolyn: Of course not! It's sticks, tiny pinecones and-

Garland: And pig.

Carolyn: Yes, and pig.

Rob: …

Brooke: I like barney!

Grace: oO

Garland: Me too!

Rob: …

Carolyn: Yay! Barney!

Grace: Yea…sorry, but you guys need to leave now. Thanks anyways!

Garland: Be that way.

They disappear.

Jack: I think I would prefer the crazed teenage girls to your friends.

Grace: Well, if you say so…

Grace, otherwise known as Muffin, is scared by her friends. Jack is scared too. What will happen next time? Will Muffin get out of jail?