-1Chapter 2: Making fun of when an OC is the Elric brothers' "long lost sister"
Ed was walking to the skateboard park because he had some cool moves and wanted to show them off to the girls because he was a CHEATER because he already had a BOYFRIEND NAMED ALPHONSE but he was still a DORK LOSER FREAK so he decided to skateboard at the skateboard park to get girls. (*GASP* ED'S STRAIGHT?)
Ed was a good skateboarder he could do all the tricks. And so he did them on all the ramps with adroit swiftness.
A girl was staring at him.
A girl, named, ALLISON.
"oh hey cute girl" said ed. He looked her over and then something hit him….THIS GIRL LOOKED JUST LIKE HIS BROTHER….only….a girl…
"ehhhh" mumbled Ed with a strange expression.
The girl bit her lip. "ehm..what's wrong…brother?"
"why did you just call me 'brother'? I only have one sibling named alphonse."
"but that's just it Ed. I've been looking all over for you! My brother! I'm Al's long lost twin sister. I'm so glad I found you!" She smiled sweetly just liked Al would and hurdled Ed into a hug.
oh my gosh this is just what I was looking for…A GIRL VERSION OF ALPHONSE. THE SAME CUTENESS…THE SAME LAUNDREY SKILLS….THE SAME LOYALTY…ONLY A GIRL! YAY I DON'T HAVE TO BE A GAYWAD any…longer. .
(omg ed is so mean!)