A/N: For some reason, I haven't posted this... (Is puzzled) I was done or nearly done with this chatper when I posted the first one, but for some reason, I'm just now posting it... (Still puzzled) And in the meantime, I'm written another chapter... -.- I don't know what my problem is... Oh well, I'm updating. Celebrate!

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or the Evil Overlord List.

Evil Overlord List, Items 1-12

Ryouko and Himizu stood in front of curtains, ready to begin. The YYH Cast was nowhere in sight.

"Item 1… My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones."

The curtain was pulled back, revealing Hiei standing on a platform watching his troops (AKA, various members of the Cast) who were wearing black visors. They could not see, so they bumbled around awkwardly, crashing into walls and each other. Hiei put his head in his hands and shook his head in frustration.

"Item 2… My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through."

The curtain was pulled back to show various members of the Cast crawling through ventilation ducts, able to access every area of Hiei's fortress. Hiei made several notes, then sent in a team of ogre carpenters to make the ducts smaller… and try to trap Kuwabara in the process, but on that note, they were unsuccessful.

"Item 3… My noble half-brother, whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon." Himizu paused. "I feel like I should make a disclaimer after the viewers see this scene…"

"By all means…" said Ryouko. "I kinda feel the same way."

The curtain pulled back to show Hiei dragging Touya down to a forgotten cell in his dungeon, then stopping, thinking about this, then smiling evilly and drawing his sword. Ryouko whistled, and he stopped, shrugged, and put it back.

"See, the reason I made Touya his half-brother is that, you know Hiei's half-Koorime or whatever… some kind of ice demon… and I've read too many fanfics where Touya is also part Koorime, which doesn't really makes sense since I've heard they're supposed to be all female, but I thought it would be kinda funny, especially since Touya is all noble and everything… but Hiei's not really going to kill Touya, ARE YOU?"

Hiei blinked. Himizu glared. Hiei glared back. The pair stood there and glared at each other for a while. Touya took the opportunity to leave.

"ITEM 4!" Ryouko yelled, causing the two glarer's to jump and stare at her in surprise. Ryouko treated them to a glare of her own and Hiei went back behind the curtain to prepare for the next scene and Himizu came to stand next to Ryouko, muttering under her breath as she did so.

"Item 4… Shooting is not too good for my enemies… Oh my… who came up with that?"

"How about swords?" Hiei asked.

"NO! GUNS!" Himizu yelled at him.

"Fine…" muttered Hiei.

The curtain came up, showing Hiei grinning like a maniac and shooting a machine gun at Yusuke and Kuwabara.

"You know, I'm starting to see why you two like these things so much…" Hiei admitted as he made Kuwabara dance by shooting bullets at his feet.

"Would we ever steer you wrong…" Hiei nodded. "You didn't let me finish! Would we ever steer you wrong in regards to weapons?" asked Ryouko,

"Ah… excellent point."

"Thank you. Anyways… Item 5… The artifact that is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object that is my one weakness."

The curtain goes up to show Hiei taking the artifact away from right under the noses of the sleeping Dragons and putting it in his safe-deposit box.

"They were horrible guardians anyway…" he muttered.

"Item 6… I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them."

A badly drawn cartoon of Hiei standing over Yusuke and Kuwabara and pointing and laughing at them with his sword in hand appears. Finally the cartoon shows Yusuke and Kuwabara getting mad and killing him. Hiei's eyes widen slowly and he begins to make notes on a clipboard.

"Item 7… When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No" and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him, then say "No"."

Another badly drawn cartoon appears, also showing Hiei standing over Yusuke and Kuwabara. After Yusuke asks him what this is all about, Hiei begins a very long-winded explanation, which takes many hours. In the meantime, Yusuke and Kuwabara escape and bring back troops to defeat Evil Overlord Hiei, who is still babbling about his plans for world domination. Hiei's eyes widen even more and he continues to make frantic notes.

"Item 8… After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out."

"Himizu…"

"What?"

"Who's going to be the princess…?"

"Um… about that…"

"Himizu…"

"Well, I wanted to use Yukina, but that seemed SO wrong."

"Yeah…"

"And Shizuru and Keiko don't really "look" the part…"

"Go on…"

"And Koto and Juri are just so… you know…"

"Oh no…"

"So the only one left is…"

"Oh man… he's not gonna like this…"

"Well, would he rather…"

"No, shut up, you're going to say something stupid and I don't wanna hear it!"

"Fine!"

The curtain pulled back, revealing Hiei in a spiffy tuxedo, looking very classy… the princess bride was Botan. Hiei's eye twitched madly as he walked up to where Kurama was standing, playing the part of the priest. He glared at Kuwabara and Yusuke, who were decorating the wedding area lavishly.

"It's supposed to be simple, fools!" Hiei exclaimed.

"I never thought I'd see it…" Yusuke said, snickering.

Hiei's eyebrow twitched.

"Ahem… moving on! Item 9… I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such."

Hiei cackled as he watched Kuwabara push the big red button and dance around trying to avoid the bullets. Amazingly enough, he did, but Himizu might have been helping with that. She needed Kuwabara to keep playing the buffoon in her other fics.

"Item 10… I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum… a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well."

Hiei snapped his fingers at Jin, who was wearing a chauffeur's uniform. They drove a fancy limo to a Day's Inn to interrogate the enemy. How Himizu and Ryouko created the illusion of a Day's Inn inside their studio, the world will never know.

"Item 11… I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat."

Hiei smirked as he was given permission to killer various anonymous demons who were representing his weaker enemies. The only note he left said "$# YOU!" There were no clues or riddles.

"Which of course, does not mean that Hiei-chan isn't smart enough to do those things if he wanted to, he's just choosing not to," Ryouko said.

"Right… you keep telling yourself that…" Himizu muttered. Ryouko glared.

"Anyways… Item 12… One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation."

"Well, we don't have any five-year-old children… but Rinku will do."

The curtain was pulled back to show Rinku playing with his yo-yos while Hiei explained his plans. Finally Hiei got mad because Rinku wasn't listening and set many things in the studio on fire.

"ACK! What the heck are you doing, Hiei!" screamed Himizu.

"This is getting ridiculous," Hiei snapped.

"Someone needs anger management classes," Himizu growled. Hiei laughed.

"Try and make me take some," he challenged. Himizu growled and an aura of ice and fire appeared behind her.

"CONTROL YOUR TEMPER!" she yelled at him.

"You should talk…" Ryouko muttered. Himizu glared at her.

"All right, cut! That's enough for today. But we still have 88 items to go, so be ready when I tell you to be! Got it?" Himizu called to the YYH Cast. Incoherent mumbling answered her. She sighed. "It's hopeless…"

A/N: He he... hoped you liked it. This is fun... I have some really great ideas coming up. It may have to be longer than my earlier estimate of 5 or 6 chapters... I think it'll be closer to 8 or 9... It's taking longer to write the list than I thought... Oh well. More fun for me to write, more fun for you to read. Review! Ja ne!