Alternate Ending
There was a flash of blinding light.
Ash's Room
Now, any normal person would have been determined to ask Serena out by now. This was Ash, however.
Ash had already forgotten his dream and was thinking of food.
Serena entered. "Happy Valentine's Day, Ashy!" Serena said.
"What's Valentine's Day?" Ash asked, stupidly.
Serena ran out, crying.
In the Lobby
Everyone was very ticked off at Ash. All that development, and still Ash was somehow dense again.
"I wonder if the writers of the anime are writing this fanfic?" Dawn pondered, breaking the fourth wall.
"That's it! I've had enough with his denseness!" Misty ran out of patience.
She called Tracey, who was still at Oak's lab.
"Hey, sweety! Listen, could you send over all of Ash's Pokémon?" Misty said.
"Um… Sure!" Tracey obliged.
Misty received all the Poké Balls from Tracey.
"What are you doing?" Iris asked.
"I'm going to knock some sense into Ash, that's what." Replied Misty.
"Um, won't that be dangerous?" May tried to object.
"No need to worry!" Dawn assured. "Ash is basically immortal. He's been 10 for 18 years!"
Ash's Room
Misty entered the door, with all of Ash's Pokémon.
"Hey, Misty! I haven't seen you in a while." Ash greeted.
"You dense idiot! How could you reject that gorgeous girl that's been travelling with you who obviously loves you?!" Misty yelled.
"Serena?" Ash asked. "Or Bonnie?"
"Why you stupid- Pokémon, attack!" Misty commanded.
All of Ash's Pokémon used their most powerful moves at Ash.
In the Lobby
An explosion, as well as Ash's scream could be heard.
"I'll call an ambulance." Brock offered.
After the ambulance came and took Ash to the hospital, the group was approached by Serena.
"What's happened? Is Ash going to be okay?" Serena was worried.
"You should go visit him! Here, change into this." Dawn gave Serena her sexy nurse costume.
"Uhh… Thanks?" Serena was puzzled.
"Now go get your Ash!" May encouraged.
Hospital, Room 6
Ash was on the hospital bed, immobilized (by love).
Serena entered, in her nurse costume.
"Serena? Where am I?" Ash asked.
"Don't worry about that, Ashy. I'll take care of you!" Serena said.
"You're the best, Serena." Ash was thankful.
"Now, go to sleep. You need your rest." Serena said.
Ash fell asleep. Serena began planting kisses on his forehead.
"Sweet dreams, Ashy!" Serena whispered.
And All Was Well.