Ok… I just did little revisions… in this chappie, Sakura, Lee and Shikamaru are already here. I also wanna say sorry because the era of the story is quite different from the original Naruto serires.

Please review… goddamit! hehehe

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Sikamaru bit a mouthful from his club house sandwich. His concentration with his lunch was interrupted when a guy with bushy eyebrows came towards his table.

"Nani? If you want a bite from my sandwich, I won't give you not a single bite… I repeat: Not a single bite, Rock Lee!" Shikamaru looked straight to Lee's eyes which his under his bushy eyebrows.

"Thanks, but no thanks. I have my own lunch." Lee opened his bag and put out his lunch pack. Inside his lunch box, there was a big smelly fish head that really stinks, and along with it's sides where green and brown unexplainable dressings. He sat down with Shikamaru, facing him.

Man, this guy is even weirder than I thought! I mean, is that even edible? Shikamaru wanted to cover his nose and puke. His friend's lunch is far more than horrible.

"Now what?" Shikamaru asked with a slight of disgust.

The stare between the two had not been off yet. Lee's eyes looked so deep. With the looks of his eyes, it seems like something is bothering him.

"Earth calling Rock Lee? Are you hearing me? Y-A-W-N…." Shikamaru's eyes became tired as he gave off a yawn.

"You are starting to bore me, man…." Shikamaru gave the bushy eye-browed guy a soft punch on the shoulder. "Talk, or I might fall asleep… Y-A-W-N……"

Lee looked at Shikamaru's eyes more sharply, which made Shikamaru straighten up his sitting position. The way Lee clasped his hands together on the table feels like he is about to start a meeting for a life-and-death situation.

Shikamaru gulped as he looks at his eyes. Lee's eyes were locked up with Shikamaru's.

"I think there's something wrong with Uchiha Sasuke."

Shikamaru almost choked hearing what Lee had said. He put down his sandwich and immediately drank his juice.

"What the? You looked so damn serious, I though it was something dead important!"

"YES! IT IS DEAD IMPORTANT! DEADLIER THAN DEADLIEST!" his eyes shimmered. He looked worried sick.

"Deadlier than deadliest, eh? Then don't waste time… tell it to me straight to the point, or I'll pluck your eyebrows. I warn you... that goddamn hurts!"

"Oke! Okay! But promise me you won't tell anyone!"

"Stop with the buts, just go on with your story… oh, I am sleepy…." Shikamaru covered his mouth (to cover his yawn) and put his head at the back of his forehead… "I'll listen."

"O-K!" Rock Lee shouted with such great enthusiasm that it caught the attention of some people at the cafeteria.

Lee breathed in and breathed out and continued his talk… "You see, I invited Sasuke to sleep over to our house last night…."

"I see, I see…" Shikamaru continued nodding, looking lazy as ever. Lee's bizarre lunch is not bothering him anymore.

"It was for our biology project, I forced him to have the overnight, for it was hard to talk to him lately… and besides, the deadline for our project is fast approaching."

"Ok, ok... then? Then?"

"When we finished our school work, we'd gone to bed. I left him sleep on my bed with me. Nothing's bad with that ayt? But I was shocked, I was shocked.. when, whe-w- wh-e-n…n…" Rock Lee started stuttering…

:"….when what?"

Lee looked down looking embarrassed and whispered.

/W-h-en … when I woke up, I was shocked because he was holding on my penis. /

Shikamaru gasped with horror. His lazy eyes widened and he almost fell on his seat. Suddenly, a pink-haired girl approached towards them and interrupted the climax of their talk. "Ohayo Shikamaru! Ohayo Rock Lee!" Whatta? What kind of lunch is this? Rock Lee is even weirder than I thought!"

"cough cough, ehem, ehem, Ohayo Sakura-chan, excuse us, we are having this important talk, so if you may.."

"How important is important for you Shikamaru?" Sakura raised his eyebrows. "Oh, well… I just wanna ask if you happen to see Uzumaki Naruto?"

"H-A-I!" Lee raised his right hand active as ever. (Seems like he was not embarrassed awhile ago) "I saw him on the hall way towards cafeteria awhile ago; he said he was looking for Uchiha Sasuke."

"Oh. That's weird. It seems like Sasuke is avoiding Uzumaki Naruto since last week. I wonder what Naruto did for him to act even colder." Sakura looked at the end side of the cafeteria where the three of them usually eat lunch together- herself, Sasuke and Naruto.

"He's been talking about having a great deal with privacy, and whenerver Naruto comes near him, he suddenly leaves." Sakura gave off a deep sigh. "Oh well, I guess I will just try to find Naruto instead…. Ja ne!"

Sakura then leaves the cafeteria.

"I am starting to feel suspicious about Sasuke." Shikamaru's eyes are still focused on Sakura. "I'm wide awake now, Now as you where saying Lee?"

"O-h… yes..." There was a sudden change on Lee's eyes and voice. It became softer, and his eyes blurred. He tried to remember what happened last night, and everything was hell clear. Everything is still lucid in his mind.

"I respect Sasuke and all that, that's why I don't know what to do… I got a knack of sweat all over my forehead that time, I want to stop Sasuke, but I just can't. Then I realized something. Sasuke is till sleeping while he is touching mine, still lying on the bed, and it's like he is on a dream."

"Oh, what could his dream be?" Shikamaru asked.

"That's also my question that time. Then suddenly after a minute or so, Sasuke began moaning and moving his hand up and down while holding my post. I was about to push him, when suddenly, he began sleep talking."

"What did he said?" Shikamaru questioned eagerly, as if very excited to hear Rock Lee's answer.

/"…Naruto, please touch mine. /

Shikamaru wanted to shriek, but it occurred to his mind that shrieking is for girls. He then asked another question. "So, did you touch it?"

"Are you stupid? Certainly not! I'm not that kind you know! I felt so weird so I pushed him and went to the bathroom immediately…" Lee said.

Both of them where silenced for a minute, wondering and thinking what's with Sasuke's dream.

"…and so, when I went back, he is still asleep. I tried to sleep on the floor when suddenly he began talking again."

:"What did he said?"

"I don't quite get it, but he was mumbling words that have something to do with THE SPOT."

"Hmm… THE SPOT." Shikamaru said slowly with wonder… "I wonder what does that means…"

"Yeah, and when we woke up, I want to ask him about his dream, but I got all shy-ed up. So I decided to ask Naruto instead a while ago, but he was busy and all-in-a-hurry finding Sasuke."

"That's very interesting…."

"You say so…"

Shikamaru then suddenly smiled…. and changed the topic to lighten up the conversation. "So… how does it feel to be hand-jobbed?" Shikamaru teased.

Lee blushed in embarrassment. "Shut up Shikamaru! Do you want me to touch yours?"

Now it's Shikamaru's turn to blush. "Hell no! You stupid idiot.. oooh look! It's Sasuke!" Shikamaru pointed the cafeteria entrance. Sasuke enters the canteen not knowing he has been the talk of the whole campus lately.

Then suddenly an announcement was heard all over Hokage high.

"PAGING UZUMAKI NARUTO AND UCHIHA SASUKE, PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY AT THE PRINCIPAL"S OFFICE… I repeat: PAGING UZUMAKI NARUTO AND UCHIHA SASUKE, PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY AT THE PRINCIPAL"S OFFICE…"

TO BE CONTINUED…