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Me: I'm treading on thin Ice with Snape because of this one. He insists he'd never do any of the below things, so I'm not even going to pretend I'm J.K. Rowling. Snape: I'm very disappointed in everyone for not flaming her so she'd stop this wretched story. Me: Darling, you know I'd continue even if they flamed me. Snape: Did you just call me darling? Me: No, of course not, you must have misheard me… "I love you, you love me…" Snape: What is your obsession with that stupid dinosaur? Me: He annoys you. Snape: So do you.
"Ms. Granger did I say you could enter?" Severus started. Then he turned to glare at her. Instead of glaring he ended up staring straight at her, his mouth agape. "What are you wearing?" He roared, trying not to notice that underneath the bulky school robes she apparently had been hiding an excellent body.
"No professor, you didn't" Hermione began in a low husky voice "but I thought I should anyway, after all I went through to get here"
"All the… Ms. Granger what are you talking about?" He questioned. 'She's a student' his mind screamed as she walked toward him. 'So,' another voice whispered 'find out what she means'
"Professor, isn't it obvious? I'm constantly trying to impress you with my knowledge, but that didn't work. So finally I decided the only way to show you how I feel is outside the classroom."
He looked around, where could he go? This had to be a trick, no way would a woman as pretty and intelligent as Hermione want to be around him. 'Wait did I just call her a woman? Did I just call her pretty? Did I just call her Hermione? No no no no no no no! She's coming closer. What should I do?'
"Ms. Granger!" he said, his voice sounding gruff to him. "What do you think you are doing? This is…" he stopped when she stopped advancing on him. 'At least I don't feel like I'm being stalked anymore. Why did I like it?'
"Fine, professor. Tell me, what do I have to do for detention?"
" Scrub out the cauldrons, without magic." 'Thank Merlin, she's far to upsetting to me peace of mind'
"Alright." Hermione walked over to the first cauldron. She had a few surprises in store for her dear professor. She smiled when she "accidentally" dropped the rag she was using and had to bend over in her extremely short skirt to get it. She heard his sharp breath and smiled. One thing that was good about having best friends who were guys was that she knew through their discussions exactly what to do. After about five minutes of leaning into the cauldron with her low-cut shirt display her cleavage for him to see he stood up.
"You can go now"
"Oh, but I've only done one, Professor."
"Go now!"
"You don't have to shout. I'm leaving. I'll see you tomorrow, Severus."
Before he could correct her that she should always call him professor she left. He went to his rooms and sat on the bed. This was wrong he was having lecherous thoughts about a student. He didn't like her; he didn't care for her.
He dreamed about her.
Hermione skipped to the Gryffindor Tower. Harry and Ron were waiting outside for her.
"How'd it go Hermione?" Ron asked eagerly.
"Great! It was so funny. He's never going to forget this. The plan is in motion!" She proceeded to tell them how it went. Unbeknownst to her a boy was listening in the shadows. When they entered the tower Draco Malfoy emerged from the shadows.
"It seems I have something to tell Professor Snape tomorrow."
A/N I now you guys wanted more action… but I'm cruel. Reviews make me happy and me being happy makes the romantic scenes increase.
-American Punk