And so this weird story continues! BECAUSE REASONS! Let's just say that I kind of want to make this M rated but then people will expect an actual… um… "scene"… but there isn't one! So you have been WARNEEEDDD! DUN! DUN! DUUUUUNNNN! EXCLAMATION MARKS! Edit: Apparently the site doesn't allow multiple exclamation marks in one spot... WHY!?
Edit: Like I said last chapter I'm just putting this in an extras playlist instead of its own story. So it doesn't get its own rating. Except I kind of did in the description… oh well!
Edit part Deux: I wish I had more ideas to continue this story since some of you enjoyed it so much but I already wrote this before I even posted the first part and frankly I have no more ideas anyway that I want to write down so unfortunately… I got nothing… it ends here…
Disclaimer: I don't own RWBY.
Chapter 2: It ends… (SERIOUSLY, WHAT AM I DOING!?)
"Glynda! Are you sure the Dust doesn't just make girls dominant or something!?" AJ yelled into his Scroll as he ran for his life through the city of Vale. Turns out Yang got a lucky shot on Glynda, though with her pride she wouldn't explain how, which meant it was probably something lame that would have left AJ disappointed with her if he heard it.
"What makes you think that?" Glynda asked.
"Well, it's just that Ruby isn't a dominant type! I would expect her fetish to be more of a submissive one! Yet she pushed me down and got all dominant! It just makes me think that the Dust might just make girls dominant or something like that!" AJ explained.
"It's possible, I'll have to look into that." Glynda said.
AJ hung up and kept running, dodging the grabs form team RWBY until he could lose them. He jumped to avoid a blast of ice from Weiss, dodged Blake's ribbons and Ruby's speedy tackles, she was the only one that could actually keep up. He went into an alley and felt that he had lost them by the time he had left the mini maze. He found he was wrong as he was trapped in ice, he saw Weiss approaching him with a lust in her eyes.
"Nope!" AJ said simply and activated his fire Dust to melt the ice. Weiss struck at him with her sword hoping to knock him down but he blocked it with his wrist guards and used a blast of fire to knock her away and keep running. He knew that he would attract attention with that so he hid in the second floor of an abandoned building.
He was able to rest for a few minutes but soon felt a presence, he looked around and saw only shadow, he knew who was hiding from him.
"Blake, just come on out, I know your there." AJ said into the darkness. Blake stepped out and slowly walked towards him.
"Oh you are just so smart! Come on! The other's don't know we're in here and I am your girlfriend, why not just let it happen?" Blake asked smiling.
"Sorry, not until we're married. We agreed on that after all." AJ responded.
"Ugh! I don't care about that! Get over here!" Blake yelled and jumped at him.
AJ easily dodged but she used her semblance to quickly jump him and land on top of him.
"You know you want to do this." Blake said suggestively and went to kiss him. AJ shot up and kissed her first and she fell back. She was apparently in shock that he kissed her instead of her kissing him as they were used to, AJ took this chance and ran out the building. 'Too easy!'
He went to another nearby building and hid there, third floor this time. He saw Blake run out of the previous building and run in the wrong direction, he sighed in relief and sat down waiting for night, which would be his best chance to move without being seen. He tried to hide as well as he could and sleep in the meantime, he didn't notice someone walk in.
He felt someone press against him and he opened his eyes fearing the worst, it was Yang.
"Hey there sleepyhead. Good thing you got your rest, your gonna need your energy with me." Yang said seductively and pressed him on his back and she went on all fours on top of him. Putting her chest right above him. "I can tell you want this huh?" She asked and AJ felt that sparkle in his eye again and couldn't resist her. "You like being on the receiving end of the smothering don't you? Is that your fetish?" She almost lied down on him when he had an idea, he was able to talk, but not move, so he needed to talk his way out.
"Wait! What if you told Blake where we were!? She could come back here and you could watch us do it instead! It clearly is another fetish you have. Why not do that instead?" AJ asked hopefully.
Yang sat up, still pinning him down and thought about it. "I suppose, fine, guess that makes three people happy, not just two." She said smiling and got up. "But don't you even think of running away." She said pointing at him. AJ waited till she started texting Blake and shot her with an Energy blast and ran as fast as he could.
"Damn it!" Yang yelled behind him.
'Great, I got away but now Blake knows my general area.' AJ thought as he ran, and wiped away the blood coming from his nose.
Another random building later, this time the fourth floor, and on the other side of the district. 'Not sure what made me think the higher floors were helping, oh ya, because WHO THE HELL LOOKS IN THE THIRD FLOOR OF ABANDONED BUILDING TO FIND ME!? Oh ya, and what's with all the abandoned multi-story buildings?'
He got a call from Glynda and answered.
"Yes?"
"Turns out I was wrong. The results I got were false, a distraction curtsey of Ozpin. The Dust actually makes girls more dominant and boys more submissive. Strange, it still gets a similar result, we still know you need to avoid the girls, so why lie about it at all?... Wait… I know why!"
"Why?"
"He did this because you might not realize the Dust's effects you before it's too late and you would succumb to the harem!"
"That makes sense!"
Suddenly Ruby was standing in front of him and rose petals were floating everywhere.
"AH!" AJ yelled and hung up quickly.
"Found ya!" Ruby exclaimed and jumped him.
He rolled out of the way and pointed out the window while still looking at her.
"There's a bakery down the street!" He spat out.
"REALLY!?" Ruby asked before disappearing, in search of cookies.
AJ sighed in relief. "Also too easy."
"You won't stop me this time!"
"Huh!?" AJ looked up and saw Blake. "AH!" He yelled as she tackled him, again.
AJ didn't even get a word in before she started kissing him again and he was about to force more Aura into his eyes to get the stupid sparkle to go away but she stopped kissing his lips and started kissing his neck. He stopped struggling in every way and laid there for awhile moaning from her kisses before remembering what Blake wants to happen after this and trying his Aura again, then she started licking his neck and he moaned again and succumbed to her.
"See? You do want this." Blake said and AJ had no will left to argue.
She went to lift up his shirt but was promptly interrupted by Weiss walking in with Ruby, who was eating her last few cookies.
"NO! He's mine!" Weiss said, 'Again, NO I'M NOT!', and shot a white energy blast that blew Blake out the window and AJ into a wall. Then Weiss approached him about to jump him now.
"Hey Ruby!" AJ yelled and Weiss stopped. "There is a bakery on the other side of town that has even better cookies!"
"REALLY!?" Ruby said and went to leave again, Weiss was glad she hadn't stopped him because he was getting rid of any competition.
"BUT! There's also a special going on there where they give free strawberry cookies if you come with a friend!" AJ explained and Ruby squealed before grabbing Weiss and dragging her out with her.
'Yep, still too easy.' AJ thought as he stood up and ran in the opposite direction of the red and white duo. He didn't see the girls for awhile after that.
It was starting to get dark as the street lights had turned on, but you could still easily see without them for a while longer. He saw Ruby and Weiss nearby and hid in a store quickly, what he saw inside was the store being robbed, by none other than Roman Torchwich, who froze in fear at the sight of AJ.
AJ rushed Roman and grabbed him by both arms. "You gotta help me!" He yell-whispered desperately. "Team RWBY is after me and if you don't help me get away from them I will kill you!"
"Well… When you put it that way… I don't really have a choice do I?" Roman asked angrily, but not too angrily, he didn't want to piss AJ off.
"Good! Now get out there and shoot them as a distraction!" AJ ordered.
"Wait, you want me to shoot them!?" Roman asked confused.
"Yes! Just this one time!" AJ said.
"Fine!" Roman said after a sigh and walked out of the store, AJ used the back door and ran. He heard the explosions behind him as he ran and knew that Torchwich was doomed.
He ran and ran through the city as it turned to night, he could tell RWBY was still following him and he had to stop running to sneak through the darkness, most of the team couldn't see in the dark after all. He made it to the edge of the forest when he heard them all behind him, he dared look back and saw them all with their weapons out.
"You know what?" Yang asked.
"What?" Ruby asked.
"We said we were going to work together to find him, but whoever actually got him would get to have him. Why not just work together completely and share him?" Yang asked with a smile, a smile that soon appeared on all four of them.
"Sure!" Ruby said.
"I'm fine with that." Weiss said.
"I suppose." Blake said.
'That was quick…'
AJ forced as much Aura as he could into the Aura locks in his legs and unlocked them, he could put Aura into his legs again, but it took so much Aura to open the locks that he barely has any Aura to use.
"Come on AJ… You can't run forever." Weiss said.
"Just like I said, you are going to need your energy, save it for us." Yang said.
"Why not just submit again and let it happen?" Blake asked.
AJ fought off the sparkle in his eye and ran as fast as he could, using the measly bit of Aura he had to disappear into the forest.
More running, that's all he had been doing today, running and wasting Aura to fight off the Dust that was affecting him as well as RWBY. Now he had no Aura to spare, he had to run, at a speed they could all keep up with, he could see it now: Ruby would catch up to him and then they would all rape him, and when it was over… OH HE WAS SO GONNA KILL JAUNE FOR THIS! And Ozpin would finally ship a harem! He couldn't let that happen! He and Glynda swore they would never let it get that bad! This spurred AJ to run faster again, he made it to a hill that rose above the trees and just as he almost made it to the top, he felt a familiar presence.
He saw his evil double rise at the top of the hill.
"NOW! I have come for you! My power has grown and I can finally be rid of yo-"
"YOU GOTTA HELP ME MAN!" AJ interrupted grabbing the evil double by his arms. "I AM NOT GOING TO GET RAPED! Go attack team RWBY! PLEASE I BEG YOU!" AJ pleaded and his evil double was too dumfounded to respond.
"Huh?" The double finally managed to speak. Team RWBY finally made it to the bottom of the hill.
"There he is!"
"AH!" AJ yelped and hid behind the double like a skittish child.
The double was dumfounded but figured he would kill AJ after he killed RWBY, so he charged down at them.
10 Seconds later
The evil double was down for the count.
"Nothing can stop us from getting to you now!" Yang yelled proudly.
'Oh god the Dust must have made them really strong!' AJ turned to keep running but found he was starting at his own face again.
"What? Why are you here!?" AJ asked.
"Because I need you alive for when volume 3 starts and I'm certainly not gonna let you die to a harem!" The other AJ explained.
"Wait, die!? Who said anything about dying!?" AJ asked panicking. The other AJ simply sighed.
The other AJ stepped out in front of the group and with a wave of his hand they were all blown back down the hill by a wave of Energy.
"Go! I can easily hold them off!" The other AJ said over his shoulder.
"Are you sure?" AJ asked.
"Oh please! I'm the Author! I can do what I want!" The other AJ said smiling and letting out his Aura.
AJ simply had to believe in the real him and ran. He got a call from Glynda while he ran and answered.
"Yes?" He asked.
"I can't give you a cure. I'm sorry, but if you just survive for a few more hours than the effect will wear off." Glynda explained.
"Alright, I can do that." He said. He didn't see team RWBY for the rest of the day.
But that didn't mean he was safe.
"So, the author came and saved you huh?" A voice asked behind him and he turned around to see Ozpin step out from behind a tree. "Not even he can stop the harem! IT WILL BE SHIPPED!"
"I can't let that happen and you know that Ozpin." AJ said and pulled out his sword.
"So be it." Ozpin said and held his cane up like a sword.
AJ struck but Ozpin easily blocked with his cane. It was a losing fight as AJ had no Aura to use and Ozpin was fighting hard. AJ still fought hard and even landed a few energy blasts and slashes on him, but it only took a few hits before AJ was down and unable to get up, completely knocked unconscious.
"The harem… Will… BE SHIPPED!" Ozpin said in between breaths and picked AJ up to carry him back to team RWBY.
When he got there, he found the place absolutely decimated, all the trees within half a mile weregone, another quarter mile and they were torn out of the ground, signs of Dusts of all types were clear, fire, ice shards, etc. And the other AJ stood there beaten but standing, while RWBY was unconscious.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Ozpin said as he dropped AJ and fell to his knees before dramatically throwing his arms up and looking into the sky. "MY HAREEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM!" He cried out.
AJ eventually woke up and he and Glynda cheered at the news that they had kept their promise of never letting a harem be shipped and beat Ozpin!
The next day AJ woke up in his own bed ready to deal with all the apologies he would get from RWBY. Only when he saw them, they just casually said "Hi". He went to ask why but Glynda stopped him and explained that they don't remember what happened.
"Was that a side effect of the Dust?" AJ asked.
"No, I um… learned a new ability!" Glynda said simply.
"You made them forget what happened?" AJ asked unsure if this was fact or fiction. Glynda nodded. "What about Pyrrha and Jaune?" AJ asked.
"Well… he was trying to ship them already… even if Jaune wishes it didn't happen this early and Pyrrha is really sorry about it, they might end up together now! If they can get over the awkwardness those two no doubt feel now…" Glynda explained hesitantly. AJ went wide eyed realizing what she was talking about.
"Wait, just them? What about Ren and Nora?" AJ asked. It should have been awkward for them as well.
"Well, they weren't affected by the Dust… and they were knocked out by Pyrrha so they didn't see… or hear, anything." Glynda explained. AJ felt bad for team JNPR right now, but not really about leaving Jaune, there really was nothing he could have done. If he had helped, he may have been caught and suffered a similar fate. He also wanted to know why Glynda didn't wipe their memories of the event as well but she didn't want to answer and seemed to avoid the topic from then on.
So, it was there, than it was gone, I had the idea, it was a bad one and I ended it quickly. (apparently a few of you disagree with that statement…) If you enjoyed this…
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Good for you then… I'm glad!
If you hated this…
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Deal with it… A.K.A…
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Fuck you. But I joke of course, I'm wouldn't be that mad.
Later, in Ozpin's office.
"You don't want to ship a harem." Glynda said.
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"I don't want to ship a harem." Ozpin responded.
"You don't want to ship the students at all." Glynda said.
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"I don't want to ship the students at all." Ozpin replied.
"You are going to ship me with you instead." Glynda said.
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"Ok, I can't take it anymore. Sorry, your new trick doesn't work on me." Ozpin said with a smug smile.
""Damn it Ozpin!"" Glynda and AJ, who had been watching, complained.
Yep, we got "Damn it Barbara/Yang!" Now we got "Damn it Ozpin!" We also have "Damn it Raymond!" But that's an inside joke so you don't need to worry about that…
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"STOP READING WHILE FLYING YOU IDIOT!"
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Radioactive Ch.2 will be next post… problem is… with all this time I should be on ch.4 of Radioactive… and I'm still on ch.2. I've been stuck on this one part for a week +, it sucks!