Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Brothers.

Chapter 2

The hatred of Toon Link

Chief's office

"Sir?" asked Will.

"Yes," said the chief

"Um," but before Will said anything he took a look around the room: it had one window, a desk, and a rug, it looked like a small sized office.

"We're getting complaints of the ear plugs being too tight," said Will.

"Nonsense," said Chief he picked up the ear plugs and put them in his ears, the moment they slipped in his ears his eyes widened and he gave a low moan, Oh my god… I think it punched a hole in my brain.

"Sir… SIR!" Will yelled.

Food court

"Link, Mario!" Will called.

"Yes what is it?" asked Link.

"I need to see the job list," said Will.

"Sure here," said Mario.

Job list
Paramedics: Zelda, Peach, Pokemon Trainer, Kirby, and Lucas.

"That's all? Oh well," said Will as he took out his cellphone, I need to dial the paramedics.

"Hello," said Lucas over the phone.

"The chief needs a paramedic," said Will.

"Ok I will send one," said Lucas, wondering just how much trouble they were in now.

Hallway

"Guys, the Chief can't hear a word you say, so you can say anything to him but you have to smile," said Will.

"The chief's coming," said Mario.

"Hey you insane fool," Link chuckled.

"I hate you so much," Mario gave a wide grin.

"Thank you for the kind words" said Chief as he left the hall, oblivious to the insults being thrown at him.

Returning to the Food court

"Hey, do you think I can announce the police when they need to get in the car and chase down someone?" Ike asked.

"Yes, yes, whatever," said Chief, agreeing to something he didn't even hear.

"Yes!" said Ike.

Pretty soon he was making his first announcement:

"We need someone to guard the mansion on 31st street," said Ike

"Me me me me!" said Toon Link.

"Anybody?" asked Ike.

"Me me me me!" Toon Link repeated.

"Someone?" asked Ike weakly.

"Me me me me!" said Toon Link

"Fine Toon Link," Ike sighed.

"Yes!" yelled Toon Link.

Mansion on 31st street

At the appointed time, Toon Link arrived at the spot and rang the doorbell.

"Hello?" said a man.

"I am here to guard you," said Toon Link.

"Yeah sure," he said as he grabbed Toon Link and threw him out.

"Where is the police man that is supposed to be here?" he asked the maid.

"I am pretty sure that you just threw him out," said a maid.

"Well then get him back!" said the man.

"Get back in here!" The maid yelled for Toon Link.

"Ok," said Toon Link.

"Sorry about that, I was expecting someone old enough to have arm pit hair," said the man.

Before Toon Link could say anything, he couldn't help but look around the room: it was very big with a couch, a recliner chair, a fancy desk with a table lamp, and a silver colored phone.

"I will pretend I didn't hear that," muttered Toon Link.

"Do you have license to kill?" asked the man.

"No…" said Toon Link.

"Too bad, we may need it," said the man.

"Oh…my…GOD!" Toon Link yelled in horror, no one said anything about killing anyone, all they said was that I had to… oh… great.

Meanwhile...

"We got a shooting at Arklay mansion," said Ike.

"Oh my god it's Resident Evil 1!" Pit yelled.

"I am NOT going," said Luigi, munching on a hotdog.

"Since Luigi volunteered he can go alone," said Ike.

"I hate you all…" Luigi moaned.

Arklay mansion

"H-hello?" said Luigi, as he stepped into the mansion.

"Please don't speak while we recite our company motto: Unity breeds discipline, discipline breeds power, power is life," said a voice.

Back to realty

"Sir would you like some tea?" asked the man.

"N-no," said Luigi.

I'm not going to become a zombie…

"The reason I called you is that people are shooting at my statues at night, every single night," said the man in a creepy ominous tone.

Not humans, ZOMBIES! Oh my god I'm outta of here!

In one quick second Luigi was out of the house and in the patrol car.

"Wait! Did you not like the tea?!" The man yelled as Luigi drove off like a mad man.

Back with Toon Link

Its 12:00 o'clock at night, time to catch some Zs. However just as he was getting comfortable a loud noise forced him awake. Thump, what just happened?

"Help me!" said the man.

Toon Link jumped up and ran for the door.

"What happened?" asked Toon Link.

"My Glass Vase broke," said the man.

"What the?! Oh my god I need to get home," said Toon Link, his fear getting to him.

"So who will protect me?" The man asked as Toon Link got in his car.

"Oh who cares you're as good as dead anyway," He said, driving down the road and frightening a future dead man.

Hospital

But before I do, I'm going to chief to let go some of my anger because he can't hear me. Toon Link thought evilly.

"I finally found you, you idiot you put me though so much heck that I dream of drowning you until that last bubble goes 'blup'," said an angry Toon Link.

The Chief stared at him for a minute before saying these words: "Toon Link I can hear you now."

Toon Link's jaw dropped, his brain malfunctioned, so he tried to play dumb. "W-who's Toon Link?"

It didn't work one bit.

Will's diary

I guess it was a hard day for Toon Link, Luigi, and the Chief. Toon Link has so much anger inside him I think I should call a therapist and…take away all of Luigi's Resident Evil games too.

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