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A Kitten in the Leaf

" Ow...That hurt." Katherine said while sitting up and rubbing her head while looking around. She was in a forest.

"...What a lot of tree's. Soo...where oh where could I be..." Katherine stood up and started to walk in one direction before stopping and moving in another direction and stopping.

"Might as well go straight in one direction." she said before swinging her arm around with her eye's closed. When she opened them her arm was pointing to her left.

"Left it is then..."

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"OH SURE! THIS IS JUST GREAT! I GO LEFT AND GET CHASED BY A HUMONGEUS FUCKING SNAKE! I SHOULD HAVE REFUSED THIS OFFER! GAHHHH!" Katherine was running from the giant snake as fast as she could...which wasn't very fast due to her not knowing the terrain and keeping on falling while panicking, which gave her the oddest impression that the snake was toying with her.

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"OH SURE! THIS IS JUST GREAT! I GO LEFT AND GET CHASED BY A HUMONGEUS FUCKING SNAKE! I SHOULD HAVE REUSED THIS OFFER! GAHHHH!" Anko Mitarashi was patrolling in the forest of death when she heard the shouting of someone. Obviously the two chuunins with her heard the person as well because they both looked at her for instruction's.

"Keep patrolling you two! I'll check it out." Anko said to them before turning to go towards where the shouting had come from.

"Besides, I want to see this 'humongeus snake'." The woman muttered under her breath before going off.

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The snake was enjoying itself. It hadn't had this much fun since...well since ever! It especially enjoyed that since the girl it was chasing was scared of it she would hide and when it came out of the bushes menecanly she would give a small scream while running away while shouting. Oh yeah, it was having fun.

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Anko watched the blonde-haired girl run. She didn't have anything that indicated her as a spy from one of the other villages, and even though everyone was told to not trust anyone that they didn't know that came from nowhere, Anko was pretty sure that the girl wasn't a spy. Especially since she didn't do any ninjutsu or genjutsu. That left her something to consider. To help the girl out and take her to the hokage, to help the girl out and keep her as a pet, or to not help the girl out and see what she would do. As the girl fell again and scrambled away from the snake, Anko made her decision.

"Help her it is, then..." She murmered to herself, before squelching the oddest urge to put on some cheesy hero music, save the girl, and do a quick victory dance.

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A.N. ...O.O. I made myself seem...Marysue-ish. The-the horror. But I do hate snake's, so I guess I'm justified in the matter. Maybe. Probably not. As well as I can't really fight that well seeing as how I've never even got in a fight. The only thing that I would be able to do would probably only make whoever I was fighting against really pissed at me. Yeah, so Anko found her but what is she going to do after she helps her. To be a pet to Anko...makes you wonder what she'll do to her. That is if I decide to have her keep my selfinsertation.

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