Angel-chan: And we're back, and might I just say, what the fuck Kaito?!
Kaito lies injured in Meiko's arms. Despite originally being angry with him, she is now nursing him back to health, saying 'I can't hate my chubby bear forever.'
Neru: I'm pretty damn sure that was a hit on his weight and his ice cream addiction.
Angel-chan: Also, might I just say, thank you Gakupo for, ahem, 'Taking care of him', for me.
Gakupo: [sheathing his sword] No problem. Just remember... [holds out his hand and flicks his fingers in a 'Gimmie' fashion]
Angel-chan: Aye, aye, hold yer breath, lad (Scottish fail!!) [looks around inside pocket and pulls out a tiny eggplant that looks like Luka]
Gakupo: [squee's then runs to the hills]
Angel-chan: ...Oookay then...well, we already have a few questions so, we will begin with the Q&A portion of the story.
From Phoenixlight13:
Kaito: Did you really want to kill the Vocaloids in Kaito ga UNINSTALL?
Miku: What is your least favorite color?
Teto: Since Kaito is currently incapacitated right now, we will leave that question till the end, if that's okay. Plus, the authoress needs to go look up the song, preferably subbed.
Everyone looks at the UTAUloid like she'd sprouted a set of horns and a moustache, as well as another head.
Teto: [confused] What? I can be smart! Especially since Angel-chan likes to see me as the genki crazy fun girl. So, as per Mousey14's request, I, the unexpected one, am going to be the sane person.
Miku: ...Right. Okay then. Now then, my least favourite colour...hmm...that is a tricky one...
Rin: Oy, we're going to be here forever!
Len: Wanna go ride the roadroller till the actual story starts?
Rin: [pause...shurgs] Sure, why not?
As the Kagamines leave, Miku knows her answer.
Miku: Oh! I know! Burned negi!
Everyone: …
Miku: Because first off, negi is better off raw. You get all the flavours in there, and you don't lose them. And second, [suddenly angry] if you're going to cook negi, cook it right. You lose vital flavours cooking it anyway, but if you burn it, you are just fucking messing with the food of the gods, bitches! If I find any of you burning negis, Imma coming for ya, motherfu-!
Miku is suddenly grabbed by Neru and Haku, and is bound and gagged. She's still pretty pissed, so let's leave the Q&A here and move on...
Our heroes are now no longer in the jungle. The authoress, despite being off watching Kaito ga Uninstall and therefore, isn't present at the current moment, decided to move them to a sky civilisation. If you are wondering how, why and when...then why you asking me? I'm only the narrator! Ask in a review! [hint hint]
Luka: Hey, since when could we fly?
Gumi: We'd kind of have to if we were in a sky civilisation.
Neru: I hate logic! Logic can go fuck its mother! [begins trolling and blogging and trolling blogs and blogging trolls]
Haku: Logic gives me a headache. And I've already got a huge hangover. [begins drinking]
Teto: Drinking isn't going to help your hangover or your headache. And trolling and blogging and trolling blogs and blogging trolls won't make logic go away.
Luka: Oh my god, will you stop it with the sanity! This story is supposed to take away sanity!
Then, Luka lunged at Teto, looking extremely pissed off. Teto screams. Everyone flies to help protect her and stop Luka...
Now then, dear readers. Teto's life is in you hands. Should Luka kill her? Or should Luka be stopped, bound and gagged, like Miku? Who, by the way, is still ranting and raving about burned negis.
Miku: MMMPGH!
Angel-chan: I'm ba-ack! And, Kaito is healthy enough to answer the question. Plus, I've seen the video. So sad. Tragic. Yet, oddly enough...so sweet, at the same time.
Kaito: Well, to answer Phoenix, yes. But, all I ever did was for my master.
Angel-chan: ...Oddly enough, you remind me a lot of Souseiseki from Rozen Maiden...
