Hi, everyone, MarcellusMiro66 here! This is the second chapter of The Loud House Multiverse. As you may have guessed, this is how the multilayered universe of The Loud House functions. There will be interactions with additional cartoon characters, but this guide is strictly restricted to this specific cartoon only. Do not read this story if you wish to avoid spoilers galore. If you do, well...
Enjoy! If you can...
— "The Many Occupations of Lincoln Loud: Part 1": Lincoln Loud is truly having the time of his life; he is currently a superhero, a spy, an assassin/bounty hunter, a powerful telepath, and an antiheroic Symbiote among other line of professions.
• Name: Lincoln James Loud
• Age: 11
• Occupation: Superhero / Spy / Jedi Master / Member of the Justice League, the Avengers, the Teen Titans, the X-Men, and the X-Force / Private Detective
• Affiliations: Good, Neutral
• Goal/Goals: To balance the double lives of a superhero and a secret agent; win the affection of any girl he comes across...specifically Ronnie Anne
• Residence: 1216 Franklin Avenue, Royal Woods, Michigan
• Family/Relatives [*Deep Breath*]: Rita Loud (mother), Lynn Loud Sr. (father), Lori Loud (1st oldest sister), Leni Loud (2nd older sister), Luna Loud (3rd older sister), Luan Loud (4th older sister), Lynn Loud (5th older sister), Lucy Loud (5th younger sister), Lana Loud (4th younger sister), Lola Loud (3rd younger sister), Lisa Loud (2nd younger sister), Lily Loud (1st youngest sister), Albert / "Pop-Pop" (maternal grandfather), Shirley (aunt), Ruth (great aunt), Harriet (great-grandmother); Unnamed...uncle, cousin, paternal grandfather/great-grandfather, maternal grandmother, and paternal grandmother
• Allies: Clyde McBride / Falcon (Best friend, wingman), Ronnie Anne Santiago / Black Widow (second best friend, primary love interest), His sisters, Bobby Santiago / Ghost Rider, Cristina Cooke / Black Cat (secondary love interest), Steven Universe / Captain America (potential ally/enemy, moral center), Phineas Flynn / Daredevil, Corey Riffin / The Punisher; the Avengers, the Justice League, the Teen Titans, the X-Men, and the X-Force to name a few.
• Enemies: Unknown, as he is constantly playing both sides of justice
• Powers/Abilities: Artificial & Genetically Enhanced Physiology, Superhuman Speed/Strength/Stamina/Agility/Durability, Regenerative Healing Factor [Powers]; Master Acrobat, Hand-To-Hand Combat/Martial Arts/Knife Artistry (A Blend of Krav Maga, Kali/Eskrima/Arnis, Taekwondo, Boxing, and Maximum Effort), Marksman/Swordsman/Lightsaber Wielder, Eventual Omnipresent Multilingualism, Expert Tracker, Fourth Wall Breaking [Abilities]
• Equipment: Katana Swords, Knives/Daggers (e.g., the Gerber Mark II Combat Knife and the Desert Dagger), Blue/Red Lightsaber & Darksaber, Tactical Uniform (Nomex Thread/Kevlar Fiber with Bulletproof Goggles), and Cybernetic Arm; SIG-Sauer P226 SCT, Glock 19, SIG-Sauer P226R, Beretta 92FS (Multiple Variants), Remington 870 (Multiple Variants), Desert Eagle Mark XIX, Para-Ordnance P14.45 Limited, Colt Model 1908 Vest Pocket, Smith & Wesson Model 29, Glock 17, Heckler & Koch Mark 23, Heckler & Koch USP Compact, Colt M4A1 with a M203 Grenade Launcher, FN M249 SAW Paratrooper with a SureFire 100-round casket magazine, SIG-Sauer P232, Tokarev TT-30 with a 10-round magazine and an underbarrel shotgun attachment...and that's only half of the firearms he gets his hands on...
— "The Many Occupations of Lincoln Loud: Part 2": You should know the rest...
• The Winter Soldier / Cable (Earth-1): "Lincoln is devastated when his classmate crush Cristina is beaten and raped by a group of young thugs. In the span of two months, he learns how to fight, shoot, and drive (Note how unrealistic this would be in real life) in order to take vengeance on the group responsible; in-between those two months, he is hired by Everett Ross to survey both sides of the Avengers when they become divided over the Sokovia Accords. A few months later, he is hired by a spy organization entitled "The Kingsman" and offered to become a secret agent. (James Bond Meets Captain America.)"
• Robin (Earth-01): "Lincoln is taken under the wing of a honorable crime boss after his family disowns him in the span of the six months of the Terrible Trio (Making The Case, Brawl In The Family, and especially No Such Luck). During this time, he falls in love with the crime boss's niece. However, when tragedy strikes, Lincoln decides to place all grudges aside and take justice for his loved ones. In the shortest terms possible, all bets are off. (John Wick Meets Batman.)"
• Venom (Earth-2): "Lincoln's curiosity gets the best of him when a meteorite crashes not far into the forest, deciding to investigate. Upon arriving at the crash site, a mysterious black ooze leaks from the meteorite and latches onto Lincoln, engulfing him and grants him enhanced powers but also a tendency to lash out in fits of violence, friends or not friends alike. (Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Meet Spider-Man.)"
• Wolverine / Deadpool / Legion (Earth-4): "Lincoln learns that he is the illegitimate son of Professor X and decides to find him. Unfortunately, he ends up being captured by Colonel William Stryker and his second-in-command Ajax. Determined to make the perfect weapon and solve the mutant problem, Stryker orders his memories erased and his DNA cloned; Lincoln overhears this and lays waste on the facility, managing to destroying it in the process but losing his memory as well. Now on the run, Lincoln renames himself Logan and attempts to remember his past. Well, this Lincoln does. In another universe, Lincoln 2 survives the fire and becomes insane, donning a red-and-black suit of spandex; Lincoln 3 continues the mission that the true Lincoln failed to finish. (Commando and The Shootist Meet Vertigo.)"
• Black Hood (Earth-5): "In yet another amalgamation AU consisting of the Terrible Trio, Lincoln is adopted by a new family and relocated to the recreational neighborhood of Venice, California. Noticing the spike of crime, he is enlisted by a former cop named Greg Hettinger who grants him permission to become the successor of his superhero persona, the Black Hood. Lincoln's actions of heroism inspire others to stand up and defend themselves while he moonlights as a private investigator at his new school, beginning to suspect that his new hometown is not what it appears to be. (Veronica Mars and Twin Peaks Meet Buffy The Vampire Slayer...in a sense.)"
• Luke Lennox (Earth-05): "In a galaxy far, far away... The First Order is on the rise and all hope seems to be lost. That is, until a young farm boy discovers that he is the Chosen One who will supposedly bring balance to the galaxy. Running away from his home, Lincoln renames himself Luke Lennox and joins the rebels in stopping the stormtroopers from executing their deadly plans. Along the way, he learns the ways of the Jedi and encounters several other rebels who have made a name for themselves, all the while struggling to find his place in the battle between good and evil."
— "The Love Life of Lincoln Loud": In the various universes where Lincoln is a central character, he's bound to have a "few" interests in his female partners in justice ‒ romantic, platonic, or otherwise. You see the quotation marks? It means that a "few" is actually a "lot". He's basically what you call "The Launcher of a Thousand Ships".
• "The Main Universes": Ronnie Anne Santiago, Cristina Cooke, Tabby Tipton, Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, Connie Maheswaran, Abigail Lincoln, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Margo Gru among others.
◦ Lincoln/Ronnie Anne (Earth-1): "Lincoln and Ronnie Anne's relationship is complexity personified: both hate each other but both can't bear the thought of not being with each other. Lincoln is performing a mission for Kingsman when a mysterious girl clad in black leather spandex assists him in taking down the villains. He soon discovers the girl, an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., is known as the Black Widow and her real name is Ronnie Anne Santiago. Lincoln recognizes her Ronnie Anne as the girl who assisted him in his revenge mission and a current classmate of his. Drawn to her, he decides to make his acquaintance and get to know her better; she, in turn, decides the same thing. In the months that follow, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne become best friends...while The Winter Soldier and the Black Widow become lovers/enemies."
◦ Lincoln/Cristina (Earth-1): "Lincoln and Cristina's relationship, much like his own with Ronnie Anne, is very complex, but there is a distinct increase in belligerent sexual tension. Lincoln's first love, Cristina is arriving home from the Midsummer Festival in Danville when she is ambushed, beaten, and raped by a group of male/female thugs, resulting in her hospitalization. In the weeks that follow, her contempt for the law grows and reaches a head when she is approached by a mysterious medical doctor who offers her an immediate cure. Cristina eventually accepts and takes the antidote; it works, but it renders her eyes bright blue, her hair platinum blonde, and her body capable of superhuman abilities/a bad-luck capability."
◦ Lincoln/Tabby (Earth-4): "Lincoln and Tabby's relationship is insane at two even more insane people should be (with the occasional swinging thrown in for good measure), but they love each other anyway. Lincoln 2 is making a living as a bodyguard for fellow classmates when he meets Tabby, a child stripper exactly his age with a British accent and a rocking personality. They both immediately love each other, but both cannot express their true feelings. During this time, Lincoln develops leukemia and Tabby is worried for her newfound love. Much like the above case, a mysterious man offers him a cure that can help with his cancer. It works, but he becomes horribly disfigured as a result. Adding fuel to the fire is the fact that the people responsible have kidnapped Tabby, unaware that her boyfriend is a psychotic Mutant with something to lose. In other words, Lincoln decides to take vengeance...with predictable results."
◦ Lincoln/Isabella (Earth-1): "Lincoln and Isabella's relationship strays the line between platonic and intimate. As his new position as the Winter Soldier, Lincoln wants to forgive the people he has killed in the past, but he just can't. Meanwhile, a resurrected Isabella attempts to remember her past as she fights numerous assassins coming after her. Lincoln stumbles upon her killing a ninja and recognizes her in trouble. He helps shelter her for a few days and recover fragments of her past, while fending off the assassins who are a part of the deadly criminal organization known as the Hand. They eventually part ways, but they never forget each other."
◦ Lincoln/Connie (Earth-1): "Lincoln and Connie's relationship is as every bit as conflicting as it should be, their moral codes contrasting drastically with each other. Lincoln is sent to Beach City for a vacation with his family, but a mysterious "alien" by the name of Black Opal unintentionally injures Lana. Overcome with fatigue and anguish, he decides to find the attacker before anyone else. Two kids his age, Steven and Connie, tag along to help him find the "Homeworld Gem". Of course, with the two only believing in necessary force, they both (Connie in particular) are stunned by Lincoln's methods of interrogation. When they finally find Black Opal, Connie urges Lincoln to be tactful and remain calm when confronting her, but use violence when necessary. Her plan works, and Black Opal is apprehended by the Crystal Gems. It's this "mission" that makes Lincoln realize that aliens are among us and prompt him to do research...and keep in touch with Connie."
◦ Lincoln/Margo (Earth-5): "Lincoln and Margo's relationship is one of the heartwarming, as they both relate with their pasts of missing parents. Lincoln is attending West Side Harbor School when he sees Margo being bullied, subsequently saving her from them. He walks her home and discovers that he has a class with him: Journalism. They both agree to the notion of Lincoln walking home with Margo whenever the bullies reappear. During this time, Lincoln is taken in by former detective Matthew Burland, the former vigilante known as the Black Hood. He is trained to become his successor, all the while struggling to come to grips with his uncertain feelings for Margo and his new job as an incognito crime reporter."
