Author's Note: OMG! Faved already. Holy crap! OMGWTFBBQ!!!! ...XD No, really, thank you! Anyway here is number two. It's Goombella's turn now. Oh boy, I can't wait to hear what she has to say. Bleh heh heh heh heh heh! BLECK!

Goombawithanabnormallylargemouth

Goombella: looks at title HEY!

Me: WHAT?!

Goombella: Don't tell them that's what my name is in this is!

Me: They already know, idiot! Didn't you see it last chapter?

Goombella: reads previous chapter Oh...hee hee hee hee! My bad! But that name is still rude!

Me: Just shut up and get ready...

Divix: What is going on here? We have a fic to present!

Me: Goombella is just being a whiny little bitch again.

Goombella: Oh HELL no! grabs mace I'm going to smack you with this so hard, you will curse your mother for giving you birth!

Me!!! pulls out gun Don't you DARE talk about my late mother like that!

Goombella: Late mother? Oh...sorry.

Me: I'm over it.

Divix: Okay this is pretty much one part of the chapter wasted with your idiocies. Can we please start already?

Me: You have a point. The readers are probably getting pissed off right now. Let's move people. They all walk out

Because of complaints about her name I had to change it to something that suited her perfectly.

Spunkygoombagirl

She likes it and is willing to participater on the show, and not have to hurt anyone too too too too badly.

Dimentio: wakes up from sleep OMG!!!! What the hell was that?!

Mimi: What is it Dimentio? And why did you scream like a little girl?

Dimentio: I just had a really wierd dream that some 17 year old cat loving boy was controlling the lives of a Goomba, an evil lord, and himself. And they knew about our show!

Mimi: Oh that reminds me. walks over to him. she gives him another card. Our next ranter demanded we change her name. She is now spunkygoombagirl.

Dimentio: Alright then...by the way, where were you last night?

Mimi: blushes Uh, I um, had to, um, see someone, for um, special services.

Dimentio: ...You're hiding something from me...

Mimi: ...gulp...

Dimentio: Meh, what do I care? You do what you want, I have to get ready. Ciao until showtime! he warps out of the room

Mimi: takes out small piece of paper with the name "Doopliss" written on it, and his number Oh, Doopliss. Last night was fantastic. heart

Dimentio: appears on stage Good Evening, or whatever the hell a dark sky that's here all day means, ladies and gentleman...and giant monkey.

D.K.: Damn right!

Dimentio: Alright, I'm sure some of you want to see...

Audience: We want Goombella! We want Goombella!

Dimentio: Well, if you could just...

Audience: We want Goombella! We want Goombella!

Dimentio: I'm getting to that but first I...

Audience: We want Goombella! We want... Dimentio creates an explosive cube around the audience

Dimentio: Okay, you all will now shut the hell up before I send you to a place worse than Castle Bleck!!

HSK: We want Goombella!!!!!!!!!!!

Ms. Mowz: kills HSK Finally! I was going to ice him anyway. Continue, boy.

Dimentio: Thank you...for killing that annoying bastard. From seat spunkygoombagirl, I know some of you goomba boys out there want her, here's Goombella of Rogueport!

Audience: an even bigger applause. Half of them clapped their hands so hard they started bleeding.

Dimentio: notices and sighs Can someone get the paramedics to the ding dongs in row 5 please?

Audience: laughs, except for row 5

Goombella: So, when do I begin?

Dimentio: Right now. puts the mike on the stand and lowers it to Goombella's height

Goombella: Thank you. Okay people listen up! I'm really sick of all the idiots in the world. They should just die. I mean come on! Look at Bowser over there!

Bowser: Eating cheese curls Wait...what?

Goombella: And how about the freak in the top hat in the back? What kind of villainous name is "Bleck" anyway? I say bleck whenever I see something disgusting!

Count Bleck: Count Bleck does not care. You will die with the rest of the worlds.

Goombella: Yeah whatever you say, Count Barf.

Count Bleck: Why you little...

Timpani: Settle down Blumiere, I'll kill the witch for you later.

Count Bleck: Can I have her head?

Timpani: Of course dear.

Goombella: And look at this clown right here. she gestures to Dimentio What a fruit!

Audience: laughs

Dimentio: Pardon?

Goombella: Dude, you look like a friggin transexual in all that!

LoloGuru: So does Viv shot

Vivian: I've put up with that queer's crap LONG ENOUGH! Who else thinks I'm a guy, huh?!

Dimentio: We never said that. In fact, you're pretty enough to be my girlfriend. heart

Vivian: ...Yeaaaah, I don't think so. But just to say it, you look really cute in all that.

Dimentio: blushes I know I do. You're just the first person to actually say it.

Goombella: Hmm...you know what else is stupid? Vivian.

Vivian: What was that, midgit?

Goombella: What did you call me, bitch?

Bowser: CATFIGHT!

Goombella and Vivian: SHUT UP!!

Bowser: PIE!!

Dimentio: CAKE! throws cake at Bowser and it hits

Bowser: ...Fire. He breathes fire and the entire audience and stage members are all burned, except Vivian and Dimentio as they were in the shadows. They come back up.

Dimentio: Thanks.

Vivian: No problem.

Goombella: burned and hair is on fire Hey! What about cute little Goombella?

Dimentio: You're only cute when you're angry.

Goombella: Really? She looks at Bowser menacingly and somehow is holding a cleaver I'll give you a ten second head start.

Bowser: Oh crap! runs like hell

Dimentio: ...Well, the audience is all burned and we need to get this place cleaned now. This is why you shouldn't be allowed on shows like these. As a matter of fact...JUNIOR! Can you come in here?!

Junior: comes through wall MAMA!

Dimentio: Yes. The tiny little big-mouthed pink thing is your momma. Go hug her.

Junior: MAMA!!! MAMA!!!!

Goombella: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Runs out the back door with Junior as he crashes through the wall in pursuit

Dimentio: Ha ha ha! We won't be seeing her for a while!

Mimi: I'm here. Sorry for being late! looks around and notices ruined stage I probably shouldn't ask, but what happened here?

Vivian: Some things were said that shouldn't have been. Oh, and I shot some bastard from some crappy game site. He calls himself Lolo Guru.

Mimi:...Mimimimimimimi! Lolo GURU!? That's a girl's name! What a loser! He must be gay!

Dimentio: Yeah! But calling a girl a guy when she is clearly a girl is something too evil, even for me. (I hope you're reading this Lolo. That's a big middle finger to you!)

Mimi: Hey, what is your name ma'am? You look like we could attract more male audience members.

Vivian: You want me to work with you two? Sounds like a deal. My name is Vivian.

Dimentio: shakes her hand Pleased to meet you! By the way Mimi, who is our next ranter?

Mimi: Hm, let's see...it is thechunkinator. I think that's O'Chunks.

Dimentio: Excellent! He will probably rant about people thinking he's stupid because of his accent. This will be hilarious.

Vivian: What's my job?

Dimentio: Vivian...you will be the main attraction.

Vivian: But what do I DO?

Dimentio: You'll be a dancer. You will do just fine.

Vivian: But I don't have any feet.

Mimi: Vivian, let's have a little walk and talk shall we?

Dimentio: Now what to do about this set? he snaps his fingers and brings back Junior with Goombella in his hand Clean this place up you two! I want it spotless. Make mama happy Junior!

Junior: MAMA!

Dimentio:...This is the most pathetic ending to any chapter ever. large wall with the number 4 comes down and crushes Dimentio ...e..excellent.

Author's notes: I hope that fourth wall joke saved me. . And if by some ridiculous chance LoloGuru from the TTYD boards at LAMEfaqs is reading this, you can go f yourself you Vivian-bashing son of a bitch!