The Doctor.

"I'm fine, Amy." The Doctor said as he stood up and brushed off his jacket. He looked at the wires he pulled out and saw that they had caused the TARDIS to do an emergency landing. It also explained why the TARDIS was feeling rather cross with him right now.

"What?" The Doctor asked when he saw that Amy and Rory faces where a mix of shock and confusion. They looked at him like he had just grown another head.

"What, is something wrong with my face?" The Doctor asked he checked himself over. Legs? Yes, still got them. Arms? Yep. Bow tie? Cool.

Amy and Rory continued to look at him, like he was speaking in some alien language. Then, he realized why...

The Ponds

"Doctor?" Amy asked slowly. The Doctor repeated whatever he said in some alien language that the TARDIS wasn't translating. He then looked at the Ponds like they were crazy and briefly checked himself over.

"Doctor? What are you saying? We can't understand you." Amy said and the Doctor, after checking to make sure everything was still there, walked over the the Ponds and stared at Amy, before going on in some alien language.

"Amy, I think I know what's wrong..." Rory said slowly as the Doctor continued on, even though it was clear that the Ponds couldn't understand him. "I think that the translation thing is broken."

"So, we can't understand the Doctor and he can't understand us?" Amy asked.

"Yep."

"Well, isn't that just wonderful?"

The Doctor

"The translation circuit is broken, which means that I can't understand you, and you can't understand me, so basically I am just talking to myself..." The Doctor said as he twirled around the TARDIS console, flipping switches, pushing buttons and twisting knobs. The TARDIS landed roughly, throwing the Doctor and the Ponds, who had just made their way up the stairs, to their feet. Amy said something, but the Doctor had no idea what she said because he couldn't understand her, but it was probably something nasty.

"Come along, Ponds." The Doctor said and they just looked at him. He sighed in frustration and held out his hand. Amy took it and the Doctor led her to the door, where he opened it and revealed where they were.

They were in the prison where River was being held, right outside of her cell. The cell was empty, of course.

"I guess we are just going to have to wait here for River to return." The Doctor said and he sat down. Amy looked at him and said something. The Doctor rolled his eyes and pulled Amy to the floor, where she sat beside him, waiting with him.

The Ponds

Rory joined Amy and the Doctor and the three sat against the wall opposite of River's empty cell. They waited there easily for twenty minutes or so before River came in, walking down the hallway back to her cell. She stopped when she saw the TARDIS.

"Hello, sweetie!" River said as she saw the Doctor and the Ponds sitting and waiting patiently for her. The Doctor waved and elbowed Amy.

"The Doctor probably wants me to tell you that the translator thingy on the TARDIS is broken, so we need you as a translator." Amy said as she elbowed the Doctor back roughly. He said something as he rubbed his side.

"You do know that I can't actually speak Gallifreyan, just write it?" River asked the Doctor as the three got up. The Doctor just sighed and looked at Rory.

"Um, I think he wants me to tell you that he can't understand anything that anybody is saying. Or something like that..." Rory trailed off.

"Lovely." River replied, taking out her diary and a spare pen. She then ripped a page out and started to write on it.

"Um, what are you doing?" Rory asked.

"Sending a message to the Doctor. When was the last time that we met?" River asked as she wrote.

"Well, are you married?"

"Yes, I am." River replied.

"Well, for us you and the Doctor just got married."

"Oh, farther along than I thought..." She said as she handed the paper to the Doctor.

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