Chapter two: Let's save Allen

Chapter two: Let's save Allen! by Kanako

The whole group, disgruntled, tired and cranky, didn't exactly know where the hell Allen was. For all everyone cared, he could rot in Woodbrigde. But due to the hysterics of Sakura and Lavi, they had no choice but to get back into that hellhole to save Allen.

Oh, and at that moment, Kanda and Lenalee fell from the sky and dropped on Robina and Kai Yin. Oh, sure Lenalee was light, and thus Robina didn't suffer that much damage. Poor, poor Kai Yin though, nearly had her ears sliced off by Mugen.

"Che," Kanda mumbled grumpily, "So we've been called by that little moyashi to save him. Looks like his dumb 'subconscious mind' and feng shui works. Damn, I hate admitting it."

"If you had actually not spent hours in the bathroom braiding your hair…" Kanako started. Too late; the sharp edge of Mugen was pressed against her neck.

"Che. Shut up."

(Robina: OOH! Cute little drawings, Kanako! Kanako: Baka, you're running the story line.)

He drew Mugen back. Ah, but alas, to get revenge, Kanako sent a dango to paint his sword and clothes a nice bright shade of pink.

Lenalee snickered, much to Kanda's chagrin. Oh, and to make things worse, Ruka had set his bunny on Kanda's head to complete the 'gay' look.

"Randomness aside, let's go rescue Allen," Natsume said, getting irritated.

As the group walked into the mental hospital, the automatic doors shut behind them, and it was shut tight, with no way of escaping.

"Ohoho! Welcome back to this madhouse!" said a cheerful voice. No – Chorused.

Shinn facepalmed. 'So, we're stuck in this hellhole again,"

"Che," Kanda mumbled. He looked… awfully happy in pink.

"Anyway, to save that Allen Walker, you must pass 300 stages."

The whole group nearly fainted.

"Kidding. There are 5 stages. I'm the Earl of Millennium, by the way," the voice continued.

And it till then, someone pointed out an oxymoron.

"Can't Allen save himself with the Crown Clown?" Kai Yin softly mumbled.

The whole group groaned in agony.

-end of chapter two-