Disclaimer : I do not own Kuroko no Basket in anyform at all I'm only i random person who likes to make people smile at my writing thats all
The sound of the morning alarm woke reina up it was then followed by crashing and smashing time. You see reina is not a morning person I mean who is, that feeling when you have to wake the fuck up for school when you could dream of hot ripped guys giving you a lap dance. Okay well maybe guys giving you lap dances is not really normal. Reina groaned and then crawled out of bed like a sloth, she then crawled slowly to the bath room to get dressed and go to da school. After ten minutes of fighting with her bed hair reina finally came out of the bathroom and walked sleepily down the stairs, she was greeted by her mum who said that she needs to wake up more early for school.
Reina being the lazy ass witchy grub she is went to the fridge to grab a morning cereal drink and a piece fruit. With her breakfast in hand she then proceed upstairs again to grab her ear phones and phone, reina turned her phone on then blasted the volume up to max and plugged in her earphones. She then then ran down stairs saying her usual good byes, she then walked out of the house while blogging and texting. Okay ever heard of the story when your parents say people get crushed by cars while texting and blogging, well in this case it is quite the opposite for reina it's the drivers that get into accidents. Reina was bored out of guts she could kill time at the moment that's only if father time will let her, it feels like time flies by quickly in a blink of eye reina was already at the train station. That is when her phone shuffled to one of her favorite songs 'thrift shop' reina just couldn't help it but hum along with the song that is all until a fairly large warm hand was placed on her shoulder.
Out of reflex reina grabbed the hand and threw the person over her shoulder, never in her life did she regret something so much. The person or the suppose 'pervert' who she threw over her shoulder was no other than Kise Ryota. Man did reina regret not just did she cause a scene but for real out of all people she threw Kise over her shoulder now she's going to gain a shit load of enemies. Kise on the hand was lying there in a sexy cute pose giving off the 'you know you want to rape me look', reina being guilty pulled him to his feet while apologising.
"Gomen Kise I swear I did not mean it" reina was using her puppy eyes and her cute little sister voice to ask Kise to forgive her, without realising she just gave his inner self a huge nose bleed.
"Ahahaha…it's alright su I'm sure Reinachii did not mean it" Kise's voice almost sounds muffed and a bit turned on yet still sexy and adorable.
The trip to school couldn't be more awkward as usual the trains in Tokyo are very packed. By packed I mean the type when you are basically pressing against each other. Reina was acting very calmly that is until Kise tapped her shoulder, asking if he could share earphones with her. Well reina said nothing just slowly pulled out one of her earphones and passed them Kise. It was all very normal until the train was changing rails and the cabin began to shake violently, reina leaned on the wall for support just as she was recovering she felt a larger well-built body leaning on her. She smell the other person's cologne and also the fruity shampoo they use, reina freaked out the suppose strangers hand slowly slipped to her back. Great just great reina though she is getting fucken perved by a stranger who smells really nice, that was all until the stranger spoke up.
"Reinachii are you alright? Are you hurt anyway" Kise spoke in a very worried and panicked voice, as if a small cute animal was hurt?
"I'm quite fine Kise, but do you mind moving a little bit you're crushing me" reina pouted.
What happened next was much unexpected instead of getting off reina Kise only leaned closer, burying his head right next to reina's neck. Kise then began to slowly breathe in reina's scent and slowly began to close in that was when reina's brain screamed out RAAAAPPPPPEEEE! Well like a normal high school girl first thing that comes to reina's mind was to kick Kise's coconuts hard like freaken crush it to the point it split. Just when reina was going to put her plan in act, the sound of soft snores reached her ears. Kise the fucken sex god fell asleep on her shoulder on the train man reina then began to imagine the shit load of fan girls chasing her hoping to kill her. Okay reina thought to herself I have a choice of either wake this sex god up or not the choice was then made and sealed.
Reina began to slowly whisper into Kise's softly trying to wake him up, the only reaction she got was Kise moaning right next to her ears now that broke the glass. Reina yelled in Kise's ears telling him to get the fuck up or else she is going to call Akashi, who was ten time much more scary than death himself. Now that properly woke the Kise up and also embarrassed the crap out of reina herself, everyone in the train cabin stared at Kise with the eyes of hate some even said 'what a pervert' under their breathe. Kise being Kise just blushed and complained but in fact Kise loved the attention he received, he may just use public attention to make this beauty in front of him his.
Reina being the physco crazy bitch she is refuse to talk to Kise for the rest of the trip, Kise being an attention whore he is annoyed the hell out of reina that was all up until she snapped and shit went down. Let's just say it was not pretty she first glared at him then swore at him in Chinese which basically means to leave her fucken alone. Then followed by reina walking off with her earphones in her ears while cursing under her breath. Let's just say all of the girls stared at reina with the eyes of hate and then there is the creepy Akashi who was smirking, when Akashi smirks you just know shit is going to happen so BE AFRAID!
Rest of the morning reina did her best to avoid Kise in all forms of shapes, and not to mention she had to deal with her male fans. It seems that reina herself was pretty popular in her school she was known as the ice queen, beautiful and bewitching but on the other hand hard to approach. Okay today was maybe not one of reina's best days after the third subject reina had was lunch, reina was calmly taking out her money and was slowly proceeding to the school canteen that was when a hand grabbed her wrist. Immediately reina turned around to the hand's owner turns out it was one of Kise's diehard fans and boy they did not look happy at all.
First the girl who reina nickname duck face dragged her up to the school roof and look the door. Then the other girl which she nickname makeup proceeded to punch reina. Reina being the cold faced bitch she is just stared at them like he couldn't give a fuck. In fact reina was laughing her ass off inside since the punches really did not hurt all, like hello reina is like the type to get into fights all the time that's why she got expelled so many times from her other schools. Okay back to where we were reina got sick and tired of them punching her around duck face called her weak, well reina was like fuck this shit I'm going to beat the living shit out of them. Boy oh boy did duck face regret it she began to swing another punch at reina but she caught it at ease and glared at her with the death glare, duck face being fucker she is just laughed it off that was until reina spoke for the first time.
"Oi you fucker you done yet cause bitch that didn't hurt" said reina with her usual voice.
"Huh! You calling me a fucker you're a whore" duck face paused for a while.
"Oh yeah that's right you're an attention whore pfft is it that so great having all of the male popular staring at you also the basketball club".
"Okay you piece of lonely shit let me get this straight in you peanut sized brain first I don't like the attention. Second I didn't wanted Kise to flirt with me and third I'm sexy and I know it deal with it you shit".
"You bitch!"
Okay this is the best part reina grabbed duck face's hand hard and threw her over her shoulder, makeup cunt then proceed to punch her out of revenge for duck face but fail. Reina picked her up like a potato sack and threw her over too, the last one reina just glared at her and all of them ran down stairs screaming devil. Reina clicked her tongue shit she thought to herself she done it again, beating people up dammit she is going to ear full of her mother's devil style lecture. Aka the Asian parent typical lecture thinking about this reina began to shiver but shrugged it off she then proceed to walk back to class because of duck face she didn't even get to eat lunch. As reina reached the hall a group of her fan boys came up to her and gave her the queen treatment, they all wore puppy dog faces god reina was like shit I'm weak when it comes to those faces.
As reina was surrounded by her fans a boy who he recognised as one of the second string players came up to her, then the most shocking thing happened he bent down and gave reina a kiss on the cheek. The boy whose name was kiri shyly asked reina out on a date, okay reina was first like da fuck just happened since kiri himself is popular too. Of cause the guys glared at him like they were going to eat him alive the girls just looked with admiring eyes, reina due to shock couldn't even say anything she just stared at him. Kiri was good looking a fair height and gosh his eyes seem to glow reina could see why girls will like him, he was after all cute. Reina snapped back to reality and looked at kiri and smiled shyly and shook her head.
She told kiri that he deserved someone better kiri being the adorable person he is just rubbed the back of his head, he proceed to tell reina he would wait for her until she found her answer. The fan boys of cause were pumped since that means reina is still single and all of the girls look at reina with adoring eyes. As if time had slowed down the surrounding of reina was all slow motioned as she walked away to her next class.
Reina being the lazy person she is waited and waited until the day was finally over, but shit she just remember she has to deal with creepy fucken strawberry next. She then began to mentally groan which sounded more like a moan, it was heard loud and clear among the class. Not knowing some of her male class mates where blushing and a certain area was excited. Hating her life so much reina then walk slowly towards the gym, preparing to deal with the shit that Akashi was going to throw at her. As usual when she entered every member was training and from a far distance she spotted a patch of red hair. Without even looking she began to slowly proceed to the patch of red not much time later she stood in front of the infamous captain, he began to raise his head to look at her. Yes reina is tall (she is the same height as me 172 cm) she then proceed to do something that to today she still regrets.
"Akashi san you said you needed me what do you need?"
"You're late Jennie, also I want you to change into these now"
Reina snatched the cloths and began to twitch in her hand was a costume …NOT JUST ANYONE BUT A FUCKEN BUNNY SUIT! Okay what the fuck was reina's first though she then glared at Akashi who was now smirking, knowing that smirk reina gave up and walked into the changed rooms and fuck there was only boys changed room. Reina being the rebel she is just walked in without even checking she then began to strip, not even giving a damn about the fact the kuroko was changing too he didn't know either. After a good old ten seconds reina was done other than the costume there were also a matching pair of ears and shoes, reina then began to curse as she put on the accessories. Kuroko finished changing and began to walk out he saw reina in the boys change room worse, she was wearing a bunny suit not good kuroko being awesome phantom he is just slipped away with a red face.
Reina was officially annoyed, she began to walk out in by far one of the most embarrassing outfit part from the frilly shit her mom makes her put. Everyone in the gym dropped their balls (Ahahaha get it balls * reina punches author wtf bro you're 16 grow up * author * hehe sorry well back to the story) everyone was silent already a noticeable round * cough cough* is notice in their pants, reina was like fuck you hormones why you do this. Okay the famous Akashi was smirking he was grateful for the Halloween costume that he chose. Reina simply walked straight to Akashi and glared at him for a while before speaking.
"Creepy fucken strawberry care to explain why am I you damn groupie" * yes she said strawberry XD she is so screwed later on *
"Jeanie that type of language is not permitted in front of me also about the costume as captain I can make you wear anything in my taste".
"You my creepy sexy strawberry Sama are a bitch".
Straight after it was dropped everyone is the gym was silent like as if the god of silence himself was there, but a cheerful voice was heard loud and clear in the gym.
"Jeanie my sweet baby honey girl are you in here you forgot you lunch" * insert sing song voice p.s also the authors mum is really like this a little to cheerful sometimes for someone's liking*
"Wow are you reinachii's Oka san you're so beautiful suu~".
This time it was Kise who broke the silence in the gym and boy was it awkward * much like the authors none stop cleaning habit * hits reina* you little shit I'll kill you later also shout out to my buddy who is going to read this I stole this line off you sorry *
"Ohoho~ what a pretty boy are you maybe my darlings boyfriend kyaaa~" * authors mum is more exaggerated in this story*
"Gomen suu~ Reinachii doesn't seem to like me".
"Okay mum calm down also aren't you supposed to be at work why you are here?"
"Dear I don't work on Wednesdays remember"
As if a light bulb stuck reina she suddenly had a bad idea about her mum's presences here at school she began to introduce her mom to everyone on the team and mummy being fab person she is just smiled. She was so happy that her beautiful daughter was actually in something cute this time, her mind began to process the names of her friends. The megane tsundere is Midorima the boy who was super handsome and flirty is Kise, the boy who was snacking is Murasakibara the sexy blued hair boy was called Aomine. The gentlemen who mummy adores is called Akashi boy oh boy did mummy love him so much, he was good looking well manned smart everything perfect for her daughter. Last but not least the cute pink girl who mummy also clicked instantly was Satsuki.
The entire first string was shocked how young looking was reina's mother and how beautiful she was. That was not until a scream was heard coming from reina.
"OMG WHERE ARE YOU KUROKO"
"I'm here reina san"
"HOLY MOTHER OF THE HOLY CUP AND SOCKS"
Reina introduce the bluenette to mummy she hugged the boy and called him a living walking angel.
After all of the rackets cause my reina's mum she was dead tired and proceed to walk towards to the shower room not knowing that there are 6 deadly sexy in their own way basketball players.
Rei: oh me god sorry for not updating
Michi: dude you were like out for too long
kise: I missed you reichi * hugs *
Rei: Honey as much as i love you i will be the target of fangirls * looks at people* so here i rather you not be touchy with me
Michi: blonde do da disclaimer now
kise: reichi and michi chan does not own us they only own reina
reina: wtf you don't I'm a free person
michi and rei: you're not now deal with it