Ch. #1 All Fun and Games

Cassie (A.K.A Cassandra) P.O.V

One stormy London night we were bored out of our fucking minds. So, Jade who for no reason was wearing a giant pygmy puff costume, decided it would be fun to play a game of strip poker. So there we were; Jade still fully dressed in her pygmy puff costume, Rae was half dressed, and I on the other hand was completely naked.

All of the sudden the door burst open and my Sex God burst in (A.K.A Draco).

"What the fuck?" He said as his eyes perused my body.

I looked up at him with my stormy blue eyes and frowned, "I lost!"

Draco then burst out laughing, like full on fall on the floor and roll on the floor laughing, at what had happened.

Rae looks up at him and angrily tells him, "Go fuck yourself, I'm trying to listen to Ke$ha! God, you're so insensitive Draco!"

I then say to Rae, "Go sit in the corner Rae!"

"You're not my mum!" Rae says whilst flipping me off.

Suddenly there is a flash of black smoke and Bellatrix appears looking royally pissed off.

"The Dark Lord commands that you sit in the corner Raelyn Avery Riddle!" Bellatrix yells.

"Mum control yourself, your embarrassing me in front of my friends!" Rae yells as Jade is staring intently at the ceiling whilst eating a big swirly lollipop, and Draco is just randomly staring at my wonderfully endowed bosoms.

Rae then summons our house elf named Pickles.

"Pickles!"

"Yes, Mistress Raelyn, what might Pickles do for you?"

"Escort my Mother to the Dark Lord."

"Is that all Mistress Raelyn?"

Rae looks at me intently before adding, "There is one more thing you may say to him."

"What may that be?"

"Tell him to suck it."

Bellatrix gasps as Pickles grabs her arm and puffs away, all magical and shit. Let's just say that Jade may or may not have brought pot with her, and we may or may not have smoked it. Also I may or may not have done weird kinky shit with Draco, being it real or a dream all I can say is that it was utter bliss.

Next Morning

I am rudely awoken by Rae screaming while jumping up and down on my bed.

"It's the day of the fucking Quidditch World Cup, get your fucking arse out of fucking bed now or I'll tell Draco that you sleep talk about him!"

I look at her all confused like as she falls on me placing her full fucking body weight on me, she then shakes my shoulders. Suddenly Draco's voice comes from beneath my bed, Rae and I both jump up scared shitless.

"What the fuck is going on up there? Do you guys need my help?"

"What the fuck are you doing in our room Draco?" I reply choosing to ignore his kinky questions.

"I honestly don't remember how the hell I ended up in here, or why I'm completely nude under your bed."

"God Draco, I didn't need to know that!" Rae exclaims as she scrambles out the door yelling something about Skittles, which is some kind of muggle candy.

"Draco we need to get ready can you leave?"

"Um sure… but I'm kind of naked at the moment."

"Oh here you can take my sheet with you if you want." I say as he drags my sheet off my bed. As he saunters out of my room I enjoy the view from the back, as he walks out of the room in a mostly see-through sheet. No more than 30 seconds later I hear Rae yelling.

"God Draco, put some clothes on, you do realize that, that sheet is totally see-through."

Rae then storms back into our room.

"Thanks for the warning." She says sarcastically.

Jade then calls from under my bed, "He's gone, right?"

"Yes, Jade it's safe for you to come out now." I tell her as she crawls out from under Rae's bed.

"Good because I think narguls have been sleeping under there again," Jade replies brushing dust off of her costume.

I shake my head as Rae looks at Jade like she has finally gone mental, "We really need to get ready for this Quidditch thing guys."

"Yeah, one quick question though, um what's Quidditch?" Jade asks while looking really confused.

"Merlin's beard Jade, how can you not know what Quidditch is?" Rae asks while wildly gesturing with her hands.

"All you need to know Jade, is that it is a game normally played by very hot men, but occasionally there will be girls on the teams, and it's only played by wizards."

After they get ready (link in profile)

"Everyone get your arses' in the goddamn fucking flying Lamborghini! We're going to be late if you don't hurry!" Rae yelled.

"Rae don't you dare think about driving, I'll slice of your fucking hands with my majestic pimp cane!" Luscius threatened.

"Rae control yourself." I say as I walk downstairs.

"Thank fucking Merlin, we can leave now!"

2 Hours of Driving later

"Are we there yet?" Jade asks.

"God dammit Jade, no we're not! STUPEFY!" Rae yells at Jade knocking her out.

"Merlin Rae you didn't have to be so harsh, you could have just told her to fucking shut up."

30 Minutes of arguing later

"Jade wake the fuck up, we're here!" Rae yells, as we all get out of the car. We all then walk over to where we had made Pickles set up our giant tent. As we start to enter our tent Oliver Wood walks by and Rae stops short of walking into the tent. Rae then turns around and sprints at Oliver, knocking him off of his feet flat onto his back.

"Rae what the fuck are you doing? Why did you fucking knock over a Gryffindor, he is below us!" I yell at her.

"That's what she said!" Rae says as she looks down at her Sex God of a Gryffindor.

"Raelyn come along now, we have to go, so get in the fucking tent!" I yell at her. As Rae gets up she makes the owl me sign to Oliver, which is kind of like the muggle call me symbol.