I run up to Negi and comparehis height to mine. Might look weird to the girls and this "teach", but I think he's just a midget. Kids can teach. it's illegal, ain't it? I mean come on! It's practically child labor! "Is there a problem, Neku?" Negi asks with a strange look on his face. I take a step back and pat his head, then his shoulders, then I duck down and look up to him.

"Are you some sort of midget?"

"A What?" Exclaimed Negi in a shocked voice. Haruna gives a sly look towards the upset Negi and then at the shy Nodoka. Haruna grabs a hold of Negi's arm and says, "Come here, Negi!" She throws Negi over to Nodoka with unbelieviable strength, which ended with a crash, and Negi being in Nodoka's arms. Wow, wish i was there. So, I guess he IS just some kid after all. Oh crap! Nodoka's giving me the evil stare. Guess I must apologize to Negi so I stay in her good books. Even though it gave the Haruna girl a chance to hook 'em up. Sigh.

"Look, I'm sorry, it's just since your small and everything, I just thought you were just some 20 year old that has a major stunted growth."

Negi looked up, "T-thats ok, you didn't know after.. after.. aft-ACHOOOOO!" Holy Crap! The sneeze blows me off my feet. Wonder how Nodoka and Haruna are doing, since they were right next to him. "KYAAAAAAA!" Woah! That was Nodoka's voice! But why was she... WOAH! She's stark naked! Heh, guess they were as small as I originally thought. I avert my eyes to the wonderful posters on the wall. I walk over to Nodoka, taking off my coat.

"Here, take my coat, Nodoka"

"T-t-thank you." Blubbered out Nodoka. Negi seemed a little dazed. But how could a gust of wind that major happen when he just sneezed? Hmmmmm... I may have to look into this. Haruna has disappeared. Wonder where she went... "I'm really sorry, Nodoka. Please forgive me!" Burst out Negi. "That's alright I know you couldn't help it, Negi-sensei." Came Nodoka's small voice, slightly muffelled by the coat, while shyly smiling with a bright red face. My god she's so damn cute. Much preffer her over that popular 'Chiu' net idol anyday.

"Ummm, sorry to interupt all this happy-go-lucky time amoungst the rainbows, Teach, but I've come to give you this."

I hand over the piece of paper that I had to give to Negi, from the Dean "Huh? What is this, Neku?" came from a surprised Negi, looking from the letter in his hand, to my face.

"Looks like your my new teacher, according to the Dean"

"What?" exclaimed Negi and Nodoka at the same time. "Like O-M-G! No way!" Came a whisper from the corridor. Ok then, I didn't think it would be this major. I mean yeah, a boy heading into an all-girls school and saying "Hey there, wonderful school you got her, oh by the way, I'M NOW A STUDENT HERE TOO!" But oh well, they can deal with it. I've got a reason to be here, and until that reason has been fulfilled, I'm here to stay! It also seems i'm the only one who heard the whisper aswell. Sigh.

"Ok, now that I've done what I had to do, I'm gonna get a coffee, cya!"

I start turning out the door... "Wait! How can this be possible! It's an all girl school!" exclaimed Negi. Nodoka nodding in the background. Geez, I know its big, but still...

"There are reasons why, but if you have a problem with teaching me, then I suggest you go to the Dean and argue with him. Now, if you've got anything else to say, tell me later, cause I really need a coffee. I'll be in room number 857 unpacking if you come back with a verdict."

Nodoka jumped a bit. That's a bit odd. She seems even more shy now. "T-t-t-thats my room though." Holy friggin sweetness! YES!

"Well looks like we will be roomies then, aye?"

Negi stood up, "But you can't board with a girl, it goes against the rules of the dorms. Nodoka, again, nods in the background.

"Ok Negi, you got me there, but I have a question for you, where do you board?"

Negi seemed to start to raise an objection but then sat back down, with a look of defeat on his face. Knew it. God, I have the biggest grin ever! This is gonna be one hell of a good year!

*Authors Space*

Ok then, hopefully more people are happy with this chapter this time around. This chapter puts to rest (hopefully) the arguement that boys can't go to mahora and board with the girls. look, the dean is a quirky man, I mean seriously! he let a child of 9 teach a class. ok, remember to tell your friends, family and pet goldfish about this fan fiction.

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