TDAS My Way Chapter 2, a total drama series fanfic

Here's Chapter 2 of TDAS! I hope you like it! Sorry if it was predictable that the Heroes won the first challenge, but I wanted Justin gone. I didn't have much more development for him. Oh and I have nothing against Bridgette, Courtney, or Trent. I made Eva want to kill Bridgette for drama, and I couldn't think of anyone else that I wanted to have on the villains, but I think Courtney should've been placed on the villains and Gwen on the heroes in the televised season. I'm way into uncommon pairings, so that's where Brindsay (BrickxLindsay) comes from. I think they would be so cute together! There is a cute Brindsay moment in the second half of the chapter. And yes, Brick really doesn't like Jo, and Jo doesn't like Brick, but of course she's going to tease him about it! Sorry to those who were hoping for Jock! P.S: NoCo kinda starts in this chapter…

OMG I LOVE the real Total Drama All-Stars! I knew that Chris would bring back old challenges, but with a twist! I (and almost everyone else) SO called it! I like the elimination order for the most part, and I think they only brought Scott back to hurt him more, which I love, because I hate him! Of course, I wish they would have brought back some different people…

This chapter is about 2000 words shorter than the last one. :/

Disclaimer: Why CAN'T I own Total Drama?! I really should… it'd be pretty awesome.

TDAS My Way Ch. 2

The Daring Will Prevail

Chris pops up on screen and does the intro: "Last time on Total Drama All-Stars: The 20 returning campers were placed on teams for Heroes vs. Villains style! In the first challenge, the Heroic Hamsters seemed unlikely to win, with Eva gunning for Bridgette, but through an impressive psychological trap, it was the Villains that were sent to elimination. We learned that Anne Maria was using Justin, and Justin was using Anne Maria, to get farther in the game. It worked for Anne Maria, and Justin was sent down the Dock of Shame. What is in store for the campers this week? Find out here, on Total Drama All-Stars!"

Eliminated

20th—Justin (voted out in double play by Anne Maria)

Heroic Hamsters

Dawn

Cody

Noah

Bridgette

Dakota

Brick

Leshawna

Lindsay

Villainous Vultures

Izzy

Anne Maria

Courtney

Eva

Scott

Trent

Ezekiel

Staci

Opening Sequence/Title Song

Villainous Vultures Cabin—Girls

(It is early-ish in the morning; Courtney is reading a book in bed, Anne Maria is admiring herself in her hand-held mirror, and the rest of the girls are still sleeping.)

"Hey, Anne Maria?" Courtney whispered to Anne Maria.

"What da you want?" she replied harshly.

"Sheesh! I was just going to ask if you wanted to step outside for a second so we could talk." Courtney replied, irritated.

"Fine! If it will get you to leave me alone later!" Anne Maria gave in, because she knew that Courtney would keep bugging her if she didn't.

When they were outside, Courtney asked "I was wondering if you'd want to be in an alliance."

"Uh, no!" Anne Maria replied.

"Come on! I don't ask just anyone! Besides, you impressed me with the whole 'double crossing' thing with Justin." She begged.

Confessionals

Courtney was talking about Anne Maria. "Like I want to be in an alliance with her. I just want to blindside her for kicking me off of my bed! I had it first!"

End of Confessionals

"I don't think so, Little Miss Perfectionist. Why would I want to be in an alliance with you?" Anne Maria replied curtly.

"I can take you to the final two!" she said immediately.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I may not have watched much a dis show, but I saw enough to know dat everyone says dat when dey want to form an alliance, whether dey're gonna do dat or not." Anne Maria replied back.

Courtney was getting really annoyed now. "Fine! Be like that! See if I care!" she exclaimed, waking up the other girls inside the cabin.

Jo was angry with both of them. "Really? You just had to wake us up now?!" she asked.

"Someone's gonna die." Eva growled.

Staci felt the need to say something. "My great-great-great—"

Everyone hated Staci, especially when she went on about her ancestors like this. "SHUT THE F*** UP!" everyone yelled, even the guys who were woken by Jo. Staci stopped rambling.

Jo looked at her watch. "I have to go on my morning 5k run, now. Eva, want to join?" she asked the muscle woman.

"No, but thanks." She replied.

Heroic Hamsters Cabin—Girls

It is 7:00 in the morning, and of course Dawn is talking to an animal. In this case, a cricket. "Hush, little one. It will be okay. Just get your wife a present to show her you care." The cricket chirps happily and hops out of the window.

Dakota is woken up by Dawn. "You're still talking to animals right in the morning? Don't you ever sleep?"

Dawn answered calmly, "Technically, no. I meditate and it gives me the energy I need from the earth. I can teach you sometime. Besides, that cricket's marriage was in serious trouble."

"It was a rhetorical question." She grumbled, but thought that it would actually be pretty cool to learn.

Lindsay is just waking up. She yawns and sees Dawn and Dakota are awake. "Hey guys."

Bridgette is also waking up. "How was everyone's first night back at 'Camp Nightmare?'" she asked.

"As good as it could be. At least we all slept soundly, right? Well, everyone except Dawn." Leshawna woke up and was saying. She smiled at Dawn. "Girl, I wish I didn't need to sleep! I would have so much more time on my hands!"

"I can teach you to meditate, if you like. Just one hour of it replaces a full night's sleep." Dawn informed her.

"Cool!" Leshawna exclaimed.

"Does it replace beauty sleep?" Lindsay asked.

Bridgette agreed. "Yeah, that sounds awesome!"

Heroic Hamsters Cabin—Guys

The guys are just waking up. Noah is the first one to speak. "First night back, first nightmare back." He said dully.

"Ugh, I know what you mean." Cody said. B just nodded.

DJ looked up at Brick's bed. "How did you sleep Brick? Wait! Brick's gone!" he realized.

Noah said to DJ, "Relax. He's probably on one of his morning 5ks."

"Oh yeah. I forgot he still goes on them" DJ admitted.

With Brick

Brick was talking aloud to himself "4ks down, 1k to go." He looked behind him. "Oh, great. Is that Jo? Just keep going and don't look at her."

Jo came up to Brick and said "Hey, Captain Whizz. You still do daily 5ks, too?"

"Of course! You do too, I see." Brick said civilly to Jo.

"I know you like me, Brick." Jo said out of the blue.

"Jo, I don't like you. I like Lindsay! And do you really think that after how you treated me last season that I would like you? And cut the nicknames!" Brick said, annoyed.

"You like me." Jo replied plainly.

"No I don't!" Brick said, flustered.

Jo said jokingly, "Kiss me."

"Ugh!" with that, Brick ran away.

Confessionals

"I do NOT like Jo!" Brick said firmly.

"Of course I know he doesn't like me, but he doesn't have to know that hehe…" Jo informed the viewers.

End of Confessionals

Chris made an announcement over the loudspeaker. "Okay, campers get dressed and meet me in the mess hall in 10."

Mess Hall (campers are in line for breakfast)

"You couldn't attend a cooking class over the past year Chef?" Noah asked while looking at his food.

"It looks worse than ever!" Dakota agreed.

Chef then yelled, "It ain't my fault! Chris is too cheap to get real ingredients!"

"Sure, Chef. We believe that." Courtney said sarcastically.

Chef had had enough. "Shut it! All o' yall!"

"Why? Are you gonna threaten to take away our food? 'Cause that'd be totally effective." Noah replied.

Cody came up to Noah. "C'mon, Noah. Give him a break. We all know how cheap Chris is."

"Yeah. Sure." Noah said awkwardly before he ran to the table where Dawn, B, Lindsay, Brick, and DJ were already sitting.

Confessionals

"Things have been really weird between me and Noah since the last challenge. I wish he knew I really don't mind. He's still my best friend." Cody said sadly.

End of Confessionals

"Okay! Let's get to the challenge!" Chris said, walking into the mess hall.

"And what might the challenge be this time, S*** McLean?" Scott asked, proud of his cheesy pun.

"Good one, Scott. I would say something about "Karma" or whatever, but the challenge will do that for me…" Chris said before laughing.

"So what is the challenge, eh?" Ezekiel asked excitedly. He was thrilled to still be in the game.

"Relax Zeke. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!" Chris said.

"Chris, why would you make such a horrible comment?!" Dawn asked, offended.

"Because I felt like it! Anyway, this season, I am bringing back old challenges, but the Villains know that already." He said with a smile at the Vultures.

"So what challenge are you bringin' back today, Chris?" Anne Maria asked. She didn't really care, she just wanted to send the Hamsters to elimination.

"Today, I'm bringing back one of my personal favorites… I Triple Dog Dare You! Give or take about 16 contestants. You have to write down three dares each, and you can't do your own, so make them as disgusting and dangerous as you want! They can involve any of the other contestants, whether in this season or not. One has to be specifically for a current contestant, and only they will get that dare, but you can each only write one." Chris explained. Bridgette looked worried, Eva looked excited, Scott looked pleased, and Anne Maria and Courtney exchanged angry glances. "Here are the sheets of paper, and you will write your dares in the Confessional. Get to it!" Chris finished before yelling to Chef. "Hey, Chef! Want to make another Whoever Barfs First bet?"

Confessionals

"Yes! I can get my revenge on Scott! I just hope he isn't going after B." Dawn said.

"Hmmmm… what to dare, and who?" Scott asked to no one in particular.

"Bridgette buried in a red anthill, Bridgette rubbed with raw meat and tied to a tree in the forest, Bridgette chained to a cinder block and tossed into the lake…" Eva kept listing dares for Bridgette.

"What to dare Courtney to do…?" Anne Maria asked.

"What to dare Anne Maria to do…?" Courtney asked.

"With Eva still here, I only hope that someone refuses to do a dare before I end up having to do one of Eva's!" Bridgette said nervously.

End of Confessionals

At Amphitheater

There is a large spinning wheel with all campers', past and present, plus Chris and Chef's pictures on it on the right side of the stage and bleachers set up on the left side of the stage.

"Chris? Did all of the ex-contestants get dares too?" Bridgette asked nervously.

"Yep! And they don't have to worry about ending up with having to do their own dares!" Chris said happily.

"You said that we wouldn't end up getting our own dares!" Trent pointed out

"Well if I did, you wouldn't have written such awesome ones!" Chris said before laughing. "And they are awesome! Eva, I said only one personal dare! But, since you have other good ones, I'll keep them in." he stated, making Bridgette even more nervous. "Oh and if one of you fails to complete a dare, your team is automatically sent to elimination. Who's gonna start? Who will be eliminated? And who will barf first? Find out when we return to Total Drama All-Stars!"

Commercial Break

"Now back to Total Drama All-Stars! We were just about to start the second challenge of the season." Chris said happily. "Okay, who wants to go first?" Jo and Eva both volunteered. "Bridgette, how about you?" the host asked, ignoring both of them.

Bridgette was really nervous. "Um… Uh… Pass?" she stuttered.

"Nope! Can't pass! Well, you can refuse the dare and your team is sent to elimination…" Chris smirked.

Bridgette looked defeated, and she really had no choice. "Fine. I'll spin the wheel." The Heroic Hamsters look concerned, and the Villainous Vultures just look annoyed. Bridgette spun the wheel and it landed on Geoff.

"Come on, Geoff! Please don't have written a bad one!" she thought aloud.

"Bridgette's dare is…" Chris started, reading Geoff's dare. "…Wow. Good luck, with this one. Your dare is… eat dolphin dogs! Come on out, Chef!" Chris said, a little too happily. Chef came out carrying a tray with three dolphin dogs. He looked mad at Chris, most likely because he was forced to wear that pink dress he sometimes had to wear in the past.

"Chris, don't make her do this! She's a vegetarian, and a surfer! She didn't eat them in season one, anyway!" DJ said, surprisingly angry.

Bridgette looked ready to throw up, from just looking at the "food." Then she noticed something. "These look different. Are they really dolphin dogs?" Bridgette asked skeptically.

Chris was shocked that she would notice the different coloring, and he tried to play it off like it was really dolphin, and not colored tofu. Dolphin meat was expensive, not to mention illegal, but he didn't want Bridgette to find out. "Of course it's dolphin! Now eat them or your team is sent to elimination!"

Bridgette knew better, though. She had tried tofu turkey before, and knew what tofu looked like, no matter how you colored it. She had to play it like she thought they were dolphins, though, at least before she ate them.

"Please, Chris! Don't make me do this! I can't eat dolphins!" she "pleaded."

Meanwhile, in the seats, Dawn whispered to B, "B, I hope she knows it's just tofu. I know she is a vegetarian."

Bridgette "choked" down a "dolphin" dog. It tasted pretty good anyway, just like tofu, because it was.

After she ate the three that she had to, she said to Chris "Chris, I knew that it was tofu. You can't trick me with food, you know."

"Okay…" Chris said annoyed. "Who's next?" Eva stood up.

"Chris, I want a go. I can do anything any of these losers throw at me!" Eva said confidently. She spun the wheel and it landed on, who else, but Bridgette. Eva then gave Bridgette a look that could make Satan himself burst into flames. Bridgette cowered in fear. "Okay, Blondie, you better not make this hard at all, not like you could." Eva warned her.

"Eva, your dare is… eat a 20 pound meatsicle. Really, Bridgette? That's the best you could do? Not even a time limit?" Chris said disappointedly.

"Well, I couldn't risk Eva getting it and her losing. Not that she would, but I figured she could do this easily." Bridgette said, scared.

"I can easily eat a frozen meat block! I need the protein!" Eva stated. Chef wheeled in the frozen block of meat, and everyone watched in horror, and in Izzy's case, admiration, as Eva ate the whole thing in 30 seconds. "Mmm-mmm. Delicious." She stated dully.

"Congrats, Eva. Who's next? Jo, you wanna go?" he asked Jo.

"Meh, why not. I can do this with ease." She assured Chris. Jo spun the wheel and it landed on Eva. Jo gulped, unnoticed by anyone else. She was scared of what Eva may have written.

"Okay Jo, your dare is… let Eva punch you in the face! Nice one, Eva." Chris acknowledged. "Jo, are you going to take the dare and get hit by the only person as strong as or stronger than you in the game?"

"Yeah, I guess." Jo said, feigning nonchalance. She really didn't want to get punched by Eva. Anyone else, sure, but she knew Eva was stronger than her.

"Eva, throw away!" Chris said, a little too happily.

"Okay, Jo. I'm not gonna hold back, even though were friends." She stated. She really didn't want to punch her only friend, but she just imagined it was Bridgette. Too bad for Jo, Eva ended up punching Jo twice as hard as she meant to, which knocked Jo out cold!

"Awesome! This'll be great for ratings!" Chris exclaimed. Indeed, Jo getting knocked out cold with one punch would be.

Eva was angry with herself for hurting Jo. Sure, she proved that she was the strongest, but she didn't need Jo to be mad at her. She needed an alliance for the game, and Jo would probably be the only one who would have said yes. So she said to Bridgette "Hey, Bridgette? I just want you to know that when I punched Jo, I thought of you." Eva said the last word with so much hatred and malice that Bridgette passed out from fright then and there. Dawn just looked terrified for Bridgette.

Jo came back to consciousness. "What happened, and why do I have a massive headache?" she inquired. Eva breathed a sigh of relief, for she thought she had damaged her friend more than she had.

"Oh, Eva just knocked you out with one punch! Just like Harold and Cody did to Duncan!" Chris explained. Jo didn't look mad, just pissed at herself that she couldn't take a punch.

"Oh, okay. I think I heard Eva say that she thought of Bridgette anyway." Jo said calmly. Eva looked notably calmer.

"Boring!" Chris said. Bridgette was still passed out. "Anyone like to go next? Izzy?" he asked confidently. He knew Izzy would do it.

True to her personality, Izzy jumped up, and flipped to the center of the stage. She spun the wheel. "Come on, give Izzy a good one!" she said excitedly. The wheel stopped on her own picture. "Yes!" she exclaimed.

"Uh, Izzy? You could have written a personal dare for anyone. Why'd you pick yourself?" Chris asked curiously.

"Because Izzy wanted to!" Izzy replied.

"Well, okay then. Izzy, you dared yourself to… get shocked continuously with 1000 volts of electricity for three minutes? Really? Just… why?" Chris asked in disbelief.

"Well, in the first season, Izzy was shocked with electric eels, and it felt sooo good! Like a tingly massage!" Izzy said.

"Okay, Chef, bring out the eels!" Chris ordered. Chef came back out on stage, wearing his normal clothes this time. He was wheeling out a bathtub of electric eels. "Chef, who said you could change back?!" Chris yelled.

"I wasn't going to wear that dress anymore! You may think that just 'cause I bailed you out of jail that I'd do anything you said, but I only bailed you out so I wouldn't be out of a job!" Chef informed Chris.

"Whatever. In this tub, there are enough electric eels to equal 1000 volts of electricity, or more. I don't really care." Chris stated. Izzy, however, looked even more excited when Chris said it could be more than 1000 volts. "Ready, Izzy?" Chris asked her.

"Oh, Izzy was born ready!" Izzy exclaimed, before jumping in the tub of eels. She was immediately shocked by them. The rest of the campers watched this, listening to her muffled voice.

"This is so cool! Hi, Mr.… Ouch! No biting! Haha!" Izzy said from the tub.

"Okay, Izzy, time's up! You can come out now." Chris informed her.

"No, I like it. Ow!" Izzy reassured Chris.

"Well, we have to move on with the show, so Chef?" Chris motioned to Chef to pull Izzy out. "Okay, who's next? Anyone?" Chris asked. "Anne Maria?"

"No." she refused.

"Too bad!" Chris told her. "You have to! So spin!" Anne Maria spun and landed on Courtney.

"Yes!" Courtney exclaimed from the audience. "You won't do this one, Tan-in-a-Can!"

"Yeah, okay." Anne Maria said sarcastically.

Confessionals

"Like Lawyer Girl could have thought o' something bad. I bet it's like 'Burn a book.' Or something like dat." Anne Maria said.

"She won't be able to do this dare!" Courtney said evilly.

End of Confessionals

Chris said, "Anne Maria, your dare is…" Anne Maria and Courtney were both smug. They were both confident that they were right.

"…Spray all of your hairspray and fake tan into the lake!" Chris finished.

Anne Maria paled, which was saying a lot. "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I can't do dat! Not my babies!"

"Anne Maria gave birth to spray tan and hair spray? How did that happen?" Lindsay asked innocently, causing most of the campers to facepalm.

Dawn, who was sitting next to her, said "Lindsay, she just means that she loves them as much as she would if they were her children."

"Ohhhh. Okay." Lindsay chirped happily.

"So, Anne Maria, are you going to do this?" Chris asked.

"Uh…" she looked at a very smug Courtney, and wanted to wipe that look off of her face. "Yes. I will take the dare."

Courtney's jaw dropped. Jo noticed and said to her "You better not be trying to throw challenges again. If you are, I will make sure you are the next to go." She promised.

"Just so you know, Chef will search the cabin for any and all spray tan and hairspray before you do anything so you have to dump those too." Chris informed Anne Maria. She didn't look too worried. "Oh, and Courtney will search your poof." Now she looked worried.

"Okay, let's do this, before I change my mind." Anne Maria grumbled. She obviously didn't want to, but she knew that if she didn't, she would be the one going home. Besides, she wanted to prove Courtney wrong.

"Okay, let's get this over with." Courtney said. "I don't want my hands covered in hairspray from your poof."

"And I don't want your hands in my poof!" Anne Maria said back. She started whispering. "But I also know what you're doing, Harvard."

"Harvard?" Courtney asked, confused for once.

"You know, the famous American law school?" she explained.

"Oh, yeah. I can't believe I forgot! That is where I want to go to college!" Courtney replied.

"Of course ya do. And, I know you are trying to throw the challenge to get me out. I am smarter than everyone thinks, ya know." She said plainly. "And, honestly, I don't think you should try."

"And why ever not?" Courtney asked sarcastically.

"Because I know Jo and Eva wouldn't be very happy about it." Anne Maria answered quickly. "And, I don't want everyone to know about me. They can barely believe that I double crossed Justin like that. I plan to keep it that way. I can make your time on here even more miserable." Courtney was surprised. She, along with everyone else, thought Anne Maria was another Lindsay, albeit slightly smarter. Surely, this is how she wanted it to be, and to stay.

"Okay, whatever. Now let me get that stuff." Courtney said, covering her shock. She reached into her poof and pulled out two cans each of spray tan and hairspray. "Okay, Chris. It's empty."

"Finally! And Chef has just finished cleaning out your cabin. Come on, everyone, to the lake!" Chris said happily.

At the lake, Anne Maria was spraying her beauty products into the water. Most of the campers were enjoying Anne Maria's actions. Occasionally, she would try to spray herself, only to be blasted with water by Chef. As this was happening, Anne Maria was becoming less and less orange, and her hair was starting to move naturally with the water. When she was done and the cans were empty, almost all of her fake tan was off of her skin and her hair was lying flat, with the exception of her poof.

She was still angry at Courtney for making her do this, and at Chef for spraying her with old and likely stagnant lake water. "Ya know what?! I'm going to take a shower!" Anne Maria yelled before storming off.

"Good. You smell like fish!" Courtney said, holding her nose. Anne Maria turned and growled at her.

"So… should we go back and continue with the challenge?" Chris asked everyone.

"Sure, why not?" Jo said boredly. She just wanted to finish the challenge and beat the Heroes.

Back at the amphitheater, Lindsay was up next. She spun the wheel, and it landed on Owen.

"I wonder what Owen's dare is. What's my dare, Chip?" Lindsay asked Chris.

"It's Chris! And your dare is… eat three courses from the 'Brunch of Disgustingness!'"

"Eewww! Which three?" Lindsay asked disgusted.

"Whichever three you want, I guess." Chris replied.

"Ummm, I choose the jellyfish pizza, the kitchen floor soup, and the beef meatballs." Lindsay said. "Those were the three that I hated the least, I think." She explained.

"Alrighty! Chef, bring them out! Here you go, Lindsay. Eat up!" Chris said.

"Girl, you can do this! Just do what you did in the episode!" Leshawna advised.

Lindsay had no trouble with the "meatballs," but she choked momentarily on a toenail while eating the soup. She also eventually ate the pizza, after getting "acquired" to the taste. She got all three dishes down fairly easily. It was now Courtney's turn.

Courtney spun the wheel and it landed on Anne Maria.

"Wow, who would have guessed!" Chris said, feigning surprise. "It's almost like someone rigged it to do exactly that!"

"Really, Chris? I can sue you for—" Courtney started to say, but Chris cut her off.

"Yeah, yeah, we know. Your dare is… fail an IQ test, on purpose! And, yes, Anne Maria specifically wrote this for you." Chris informed Courtney.

Courtney's expression was horrified, and most of the others could not help but laugh at her reaction. "No! Chris, why do I have to fail one!"

"'Cause you got too much o' an ego, Harvard!" at the sound of Anne Maria's voice, the campers looked at her. Her skin, now its natural color, was a shade lighter than Courtney's. Her hair was also flat for once, and was clear of spray. She wasn't even wearing makeup!

"What'cha all lookin' at?" she asked. All of the campers, even Chris and Chef, were open-mouthed staring at Anne Maria. Most were staring because they had never seen her, well, not orange before! But Zeke was staring because she was even more beautiful to him than last season.

"Okay…" Chris cleared his throat. "Now Courtney, if you score above a 69, you fail to complete the dare."

"B-but, that means I'll score well below average! I can't do that. 1. it's physically and mentally impossible for me and 2. I can't ruin my reputation with that! I have an IQ of 146!" Courtney complained.

"Not even for one million dollars?" Chris asked rhetorically.

"Fine! But if I don't get into a good college, I'm going to s—"

"Just shut up and take the damn test!" Chris yelled. Chef grabbed Courtney's arm and dragged her into the mess hall. "Who's next?" he sang happily. "Come on, Scott."

"Let's get this over with, Chris McLame!" again, Scott was all too proud of his sucky pun. He spun the wheel and landed on Gwen.

"Scott, your dare is… listen to Courtney rant about whatever for thirty minutes! Ouch, tough one." Chris said.

"I heard that, Chris!" Courtney said from the mess hall. "I'm going to sue you for—"

"SHUT UP!" everyone yelled from the theater.

"I don't really have to do that, right?" Scott asked Chris with a nervous laugh.

"At least you weren't forced to spend 4 seasons with her!" Leshawna spoke up with a pointed glance at Chris.

"Yeah. You're only forced to spend one with her." Lindsay agreed.

"And you don't share a cabin with her." Jo added.

"And ya don't have her gunning for ya." Anne Maria finished.

"Fine! I get it! I don't really know her, you have it way worse, and she's a total bitch!" Scott said.

"I HEARD THAT! I'M GOING TO SUE YOU ALL FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE!" Courtney yelled from the mess hall.

"Good luck with that." Chris said.

"How can I listen to her, when she's in there, taking a test? I guess I cant. Oh, well. What can you do?" Scott said "sadly."

"Why, you go in there of course! Oh, and I forgot part of the dare. You also have to listen to Chef's war stories at the same time!" Chris added cheerfully.

All of the Revenge of the Island contestants had one word going through their minds: "Karma."

"Well, come on Scott! Are you gonna take the dare? Or are you gonna walk out of the challenge and most likely the game?" Chris asked.

"Since it's a lose-lose situation no matter what, I guess I have to take the dare." Scott said with a defeated sigh.

"Ya better get in there or I'll make sure you are da next one ta leave!" Anne Maria yelled to Scott.

"Oh really? And how do you expect to do that?" Jo inquired with her voice dripping sarcasm. Or maybe she was still a little dizzy from getting knocked out.

"No time for that! Scott, get in the mess hall!" Chris yelled at him.

Scott trudged into the cafeteria. Sure enough, Courtney was ranting about the game, the challenge, Gwen, Duncan, Anne Maria, among other things. Scott's headache was so sudden, that he almost walked right back out.

"Sit down, maggot!" Chef yelled. Scott immediately sat down. He figured that as long as Chef was only yelling at him, he wouldn't tell him stories. His hopes were soon dashed. "Did I ever tell you about the time when 25 of us went into the jungle, and only 5 of us made it back out?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" was heard all around camp as almost all of the campers were laughing at his misfortune. Nobody really felt sorry for him.

"Okay, who's next?" Chris asked the waiting campers. Nobody volunteered. "Brick?"

"I guess." Brick said nonchalantly, feigning calmness. He was nervous to get someone like Eva, or Jo. He really hoped he could complete the dare. He spun the wheel and it landed on…

"Yay!" Lindsay said running down to Brick. "I wrote this dare special for you!"

"Lindsay! You were supposed to wait in the stands until I said you could come down!" Chris said, genuinely annoyed this time. "Ugh. Brick, your dare is… kiss Lindsay. Really? Lindsay, that's just sad. These were supposed to be hard and painful and/or disgusting dares!"

"But why would I do that to Brick?" she asked innocently.

"Well, just get on with it." Chris hurried them on.

"Uh, okay." Brick was nervous. Sure, he wanted to kiss Lindsay, but not in front of everyone! He moved closer and kissed her on the cheek. After, he was bright red.

Lindsay was giggling. "Brick, you're so cute, but that wasn't a kiss!" she then kissed him on the mouth. Brick blushed even more, if that was possible. She then took his hand and led him back to the bleachers. He was speechless.

Before they sat down, Dawn whispered to Brick "It's alright, Brick. She really does have feelings for you."

"Thanks, Dawn." Brick said quietly back.

"Boo! Let's see some action out here!" Chris said. With a sly smile, he continued. "Noah?"

"Of course. Let's just get this over with. Wait, you rigged this one, too, didn't you?" Noah inquired.

"Maybe I did, maybe I didn't! Just spin!" Chris yelled.

"Ugh, fine." Noah reluctantly spun the wheel, and it landed on… Cody. "How predictable, Chris."

"Hey, I didn't rig it! That was pure luck!" Chris responded. "Anyway, your dare is… Seriously?! Apparently, your dare is to talk to Cody. Come on people! We need some good dares! Now go complete your dare."

Noah went behind the stage with Cody following. "Cody, I really don't…"

"Noah, I just need to talk to you about… what happened last challenge. I don't care that you like me, and I still want us to be friends! Honestly! You might find it awkward now, but you don't have to. We can always just forget what happened, if that makes it easier." He said softer.

"Cody… I don't want to forget." Noah admitted quietly. He really didn't want to.

"I know, it's just I don't feel that way." Cody said gently to Noah. "I still like Gwen." He said embarrassed.

"Why am I not surprised?" Noah said dryly. "Cody, I don't think we can ever go back to normal, honestly."

"Really? Noah, you are such a pessimist!" Cody replied jokingly. He just wanted things to go back to how they were.

"Yeah, but I also look at things for how they are." The bookworm said. "You should try it sometime."

"Noah, I just want us to be friends again. Please? For me?" the geek said, batting his eyelashes. He knew it would work.

Cody was right. "Fine, but this is what I mean! You know how to take advantage of me, now." Noah was blushing a little bit, but it was barely noticeable.

"Yes, I do, but that doesn't matter. Let's just try for today."

"Okay, Cody. But let's get back to the others. They are either spying on us, or getting suspicious of why this is taking so long." Noah said.

"Yeah, we should probably get back." Cody replied.

When they got back to the bleachers, they sat next to each other but left space in between them. B was at the wheel. He spun and landed on Chris.

"Yes! Your dare is… go on a date with Blaineley!" Chris said happily.

"How is that fair? I lost all of my beauty products and he goes on a date?!" Anne Maria asked in rage.

Bridgette had finally regained consciousness. "You don't know Blaineley. She is evil and sent me to Siberia and I almost died!"

"Whatever, Blondie!" Anne Maria said to Bridgette with a disinterested wave of her hand. B just shrugged. How bad could it be?

Chef brought Blaineley out. "I shouldn't be here! I never even signed a contract! Why am I even here?" she yelled.

"Because, you have to go on a date with B! It's his dare." Chris explained. B now recognized Blaineley from the Aftermaths. Needless to say, he didn't want to go on a date with her. He would, of course, but he didn't want to. "Basically, you just have to have a fancy-ish meal with her. I set it up by the cabins."

"You mean I set it up!" Chef pointed out.

"Yeah, sure. Whatever. The date will last as long as I want it to, and someone will let you know when it is over." Chris said boredly.

"What?! I don't even get a say in this?! Chris I will destroy your career!" Blaineley threatened. B looked a little offended, but mostly just shrugged it off.

"Yeah, yeah. Heard it all before Mildred. Now get on with it, or I will bring you back on this show but give you no chance of winning." The host promised, greatly annoying Blaineley.

"Fine, but this better not last too long. Come on." She replied, grabbing B's arm and dragging him away and back towards the cabins where their date was set up. It was a wooden table with a lit candle and plates of Chef's slop. They both sat down without Blaineley talking, due to the awkwardness of the situation—but mostly because she had nothing to say to B. it wasn't like they had met before.

Finally she spoke. "You don't talk much, do you?"

"…" was B's response. There wasn't much talking after that. Meanwhile…

"Okay, campers, next up is Cody!" Chris said.

Cody gulped and walked up to the wheel. He spun and landed on… Duncan. "Of course. I get the one person I wouldn't ever want to get a dare from."

"Tough. Cody, your dare is… finally! A good and painful dare! You have to get shot with 30 paintballs then tazed with a police tazer! Oh, that Duncan. Never fails to bring the ratings. I should've brought him back for this season, too!" Chris said smiling. "Oh, and this says you have to remove protective clothing, a.k.a. your shirt." He added.

Noah slunk down in his seat, blushing. "Seriously?!" he whispered under his breath. Thankfully for him, no one seemed to notice.

"What? But that hurts!" Cody exclaimed.

"I know! That's why I wrote it down, dorkus!" Duncan said as he walked on stage. He was carrying a paintball gun and a tazer.

Cody took his shirt off reluctantly—much to Noah's "dismay"—with mumbled protests. "I don't know why I signed up for another season!" he said.

"Whatever, man." Duncan replied as he started shooting Cody with paintballs.

"OW! Crap! Chris! It hurts!" Cody yelped.

"Well, duh. Why else would Duncan have chosen this?" Chris asked rhetorically. "Just be glad he only used paintballs."

When Cody was finished getting shot, Duncan tossed the paintball gun aside. "Okay, now this shouldn't hurt too much, just like being shocked by a huge electric fence for a couple seconds." Duncan informed him, smirking.

Cody wasn't the only one who paled. Bridgette, Scott—yes, Scott—and Noah all paled. Bridgette because she had been shocked by electric eels while surfing, Scott because while he grew up on a farm he was shocked several times on his electric fences, and Noah because… well, it was Noah. He didn't want to see Cody get hurt worse than he already was. Cody had several welts on his back and chest from the previous paintball assault. Eva took notice of Bridgette's pallor and looked her in the eye, and made a sliced neck gesture.

A/N: (Dragged her finger across her neck in a slicing motion. I couldn't think of what it's called, or how to explain it well.)

Bridgette started sweating. Eva was the only thing that surpassed her fear of being alone in the woods. She kind of hoped her team would lose so she could go home. She cared more for her life than a million dollars. She looked at Dawn, who was watching them with a worried glance. She gave Bridgette a look that said "we will understand. Do what you need to do." The surfer nodded in response; she had understood.

Cody was about to be tazed…

…

Noah was ready to intervene…

…

Bridgette was about to quit…

…

"Well… this looks like the perfect time for a commercial break! We'll be right back to Total… Drama… All-Stars!" Chris announced.

—Commercial Break—

"Now back to Total Drama All-Stars! Something looks like it's about to happen!" Chris said.

Everything was still the same as before the break. Cody was tensing himself for the shock… Bridgette was about to stand up and quit, but before she could… Duncan released the trigger. The metal was headed right for Cody's shoulder…

"NO!"

Noah jumped between the tazer and Cody, the shock running straight from his back through every part of his body. He felt like he was on fire. Thankfully, it was over in about three seconds. Chris had taken the tazer from Duncan after it hit Noah instead of Cody.

"Noah, why did you do that?" Cody asked.

"I didn't want to see you hurt, Cody." The sarcastic-turned-momentarily-selfless bookworm answered with a weak smile.

"Touching, but since Cody failed to complete the dare, the Heroes lose!" Chris informed the teams. Bridgette was relieved, along with Dawn. "Oh, almost forgot. Mildred! B! Date's over! You can come back now."

Blaineley walked up to Chris, followed by B. "Well, that was just plain boring. Do me a favor and never bring me back on this show again!"

"Whatever you say… Mildred." Chris replied smirking and stretching out Blaineley's real name as long as possible.

"Ugh! I hate you, Christian McLean!" she yelled at Chris angrily.

He cringed. "You know I hate when people call me that!"

"Christian!"

"Mildred!"

"Christian!"

"Mildred!"

"Izzy!" everyone stared at the manic red-head. "What?" she asked. "It looked like fun!" Izzy said, shrugging.

"Okay… Heroes, I suggest you leave to decide who to vote off." Chris said as the Hamsters exchanged nervous glances and the Villains happily went back to their cabins. Before she left, though, Eva shot Bridgette one last death glare.

"L-lets go." Bridgette said quickly.

Confessionals

"Well, I'm good as dead if I stick around much longer. Maybe I'll just vote myself off." Bridgette said nervously.

"I regret nothing." Noah said simply while reading a book, not even looking at the camera.

"Wow. Noah took a tazer for me." Cody said, dazed. "He must really like me."

End of Confessionals

Back at the cabins, Dawn had called the Heroic Hamsters to a team meeting on the steps of the girls' cabin.

"Attention everyone! Bridgette is in great danger here. We must eliminate her before Eva does something horrible to her. She will do something soon if we do not eliminate her tonight. I am sure of it." The Moonchild informed the team.

Then Bridgette spoke "Sure, I loved playing the game with all of you, and meeting B, but I can't stay here. I almost quit during the challenge earlier. I would've too, if not for Noah."

Noah blushed and mumbled "It was nothing."

"But, seriously, if I don't get voted off, I'll quit. I-I can't stay here. N-not with her here." Bridgette said as she started to shake with fear.

"Don't worry, Bridge. We can vote for you." DJ said calmly.

"Of course, soldier! If it's what needs to be done, we'll do it. Nothing like an honorable discharge to go home on." Brick saluted.

"Thanks guys. I just can't stay any longer. I hope you don't think less of me for pretty much leaving the team."

"Girl, if you think that if for one second we'd dislike you for volunteering for elimination to get away from Eva, you're wrong. We love you, no matter what. Take it from me, we could never hate you." Leshawna told Bridgette.

"I'll miss this game. I wish I could've stayed longer." Surfer girl said honestly.

"I wish we could've gotten to know each other better, but when this game is over we can talk more. Over soy lattes maybe?" Dakota asked.

"Sounds great! We should all stick together after this!" Bridgette replied honestly. The team agreed.

Chris came back to alert them that it was time for the elimination ceremony, so they left for it.

At the bonfire, Chris began. "Welcome, Heroic Hamsters! You are here because Cody failed to complete his dare. Too bad. So, you have to eliminate someone today. Noah made you lose the challenge, so…"

"Really, Chris? Back off! He was just trying to protect me!" Cody yelled, much to the shock of Chris, and Noah.

"Sheesh! I was just pointing something out!" Chris said indignantly.

"Well, make better points then!" Cody retorted.

"Anyway, Hamsters, you've got some voting to do!" Chris said, effectively ending the conversation.

Confessionals

"Of course, I must vote for Bridgette. She needs to be safe and off of this island." Dawn told the camera, placing her vote.

"I'm voting for Bridgette, because she wants to leave so much. I don't think Ava likes her much." Lindsay said, oblivious as ever.

"I wish I could vote for myself, but I have talked it over with Cody and he says I can vote for him, 'as long as it isn't Noah' he said." Bridgette informed the cameras.

End of Confessionals

"Okay, campers. The following are safe: Dakota, Lindsay…" the two girls hugged and got their marshmallows. "DJ, Leshawna, Brick…" when Brick sat down, he kissed Lindsay on the cheek. "B, Dawn, Noah." Chris finished. Cody smiled when Noah's name was called. After Noah got his safety symbol, he glanced at Cody. Their eyes met, and they both looked away blushing.

"The person eliminated is…

…

Bridgette"

(A/N: Lol bet you didn't see that coming)

"Well guys, thanks. I need to get off this island." Bridgette said.

"Boring! I guess I should've expected this from such a lovey-dovey team." Chris said disappointed.

"Well, you were the one who came up with the teams, Chris." Dakota argued.

"…Moving on, Bridgette, the Dock of Shame awaits!" Chris stated all too happily.

"I never thought I'd be happier to hear those words!" Bridgette sighed in relief.

As she walked down the dock, the team was following. "Group hug!" Lindsay suggested. They all hugged Bridgette.

"I'll miss you all!"

"We'll miss you too, Bridgette! Say hi to Sam for me if you see him!" Dakota called as Bridgette stepped onto the Boat of Losers.

"Will do! Make sure you beat the Villains for me!" she called back as the boat pulled away.

"A scary girl, a scared girl, two nerdlings in love, and a team leader goes home! Can we top it? Of course! Find out how on the next episode of Total Drama All-Stars!" Chris then signed off.

Oh my freakin' god, that took me TWO MONTHS?! Wow. Sorry for the wait. I have just been really busy lately. I wanted to do something kind of crazy with Bridgette so that happened. I am trying to keep this as in-character as possible—well except for Noah and Cody :) I love all my readers!