Saturday Janurary 17th, 2015, 9:48am

Clara: Can you pick up some flour before you pop by?

Doctor: Please don't tell me you're making another soufflé..

Clara: My soufflés are amazing, excuse you, and no I'm going to make us pancakes for breakfast.

Doctor: I'm not hungry.

Clara: You're having breakfast.

Doctor: Wouldn't it be safer if I just picked up some pancakes instead?

Clara: Safe? Rich coming from you.

Doctor: Or even some crêpes? From Paris! I know a remarkable chef.

Clara: Doctor the whole point of it is for us to make pancakes together and then eat them.

Doctor: I'm a Doctor not a chef.

Clara: Well for the next half hour you're putting down that screwdriver and picking up a spatula.

Doctor: They're actually called a fish slice not a spatula.

Clara: Thought you weren't a chef.

Doctor: I ate fish fingers for centuries, I know what a fish slice is.

Clara: Just get the flour already I'm waiting here with the milk and eggs.

Doctor: I'll be five minutes.


All these chapters are going to be creatively short since it's just a quick texting conversation between them. There might be the odd long one, but for now they're practically minuscule!