Part 2!
It was early in the morning when the four missing ninjas were up. The sun had just barely peeked over the horizon, coloring the sky a peachy orange and red. Deidara yawned and stretched his tired limbs, hearing little 'pops' every so often. He had to share a tent with Sasori, and Itachi had to share one with Hidan, to prevent any bickering. He poked his Danna's shoulder.
"Sasori-danna, un? I think it's time to get up…" Sasori had his back to Deidara, groaned and told Deidara to fuck off. He was about to just do so when he heard Itachi yell for everyone to get their lazy asses up so they could get to the harbor before too many people did. Deidara looked back at Sasori, who ignored Itachi's wake-up call. He shook his shoulder.
"Sasori-danna! Itachi says we have to go, un! Now!" Sasori's skinny scorpion-like tail slithered from under the blanket and swatted his hand away. The blonde pouted. He was the one who held them up, not Sasori. Instead of trying again, Deidara got himself dressed, and redid his hair until it was perfect. With his cloak on one hand, he shook Sasori roughly with the other.
"Sasori-danna! We have leave before the harbor becomes busy, un! That means NOW!" he grunted and finally pulled himself up.
"Alright, god dammit." He smacked Deidara's hand away from him.
"Uwah…why are you so mean to me, Sasori-danna, un?"
"Because you're annoying."
"But you don't have to hate me." He pointed out.
Sasori huffed and looked away. Deidara crawled out of the tent into the hazy morning air. Itachi and Hidan were sitting on two logs, opposite of each other, having breakfast. Breakfast was tea and buttered bread. Food had to light weight and easy to carry and make, and able to last a long time. Sighing, Deidara sat next to Itachi and grabbed a piece of bread. Hidan looked up from his tea, looking around.
"Where's Sasori?" Deidara slathered butter onto the bread then took a big bite.
"He's gettin' dress'd, un." Deidara said around his food. He put the bread down, grabbing an empty cup, he poured water from a kettle, and put a tea bag into the cooled water and swishing is around. He liked his tea strong.
"He got up late? That doesn't sound like Sasori." Itachi commented. The blonde gulped down his heavily buttered bread and tea.
"I thought that too, un. I wonder why."
Itachi glanced at the bluey turning sky. "We need to hurry. The harbor is most populated in the mornings."
"If that is the case, then why don't we leave at night?" Hindan asked. Itachi sighed slowly.
"We don't have that kind of time. The boat ride duration is an entire day; with one stop at Cha no Kuni (Land of Tea)."
"So I'm guessing it takes another day to get to Getsu, right?" Itachi nodded. Hidan pulled at his grey hair.
"Why is this so damn complicated!?"
"Because it just is." Itachi commented sipping his tea.
At that moment, Sasori sluggishly came from out of the tent. Hidan glanced at him and suddenly fell over in surprise. Deidara turned around, and too, almost fell over in surprise.
"Wow Sasori. You look like shit." Itachi voiced out everyone's surprise. Sasori glared at him. The red haired nin did in fact look like shit. He had dark circles around his eyes and his hair was more messy than usual.
"I didn't get any sleep."
"Why?" asked Hidan who had finally got up.
"Deidara snores and talks in his sleep." Sasori rubbed his eyes. "And is very…affectionate." Deidara blushed.
"…Ew." Hidan wrinkled his nose.
"I am not affectionate in my sleep, yeah!"
"Then why were you snuggling and touching me?" his blushed increased.
"B-Because…"
"He molested you!?"
"NO I DIDN'T, UN!"
"Then why did grab my d-"
"EVERYONE!" Itachi suddenly barked. "That is enough of this silly nonsense!"
"…"
"What, un?"
"Whatever…Deidara, you aren't sleeping in the same tent as me. Ever. Seriously."
"Good! I wouldn't want too, un!"
"I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"Okay."
"…"
"Whatever."
Itachi sighed and rubbed his temples. "Let's all transform into someone else before we leave."
"Why?"
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
"Itachi, did you forget your anger pills, un?"
"AND WHAT IF I DID? YOU STUPID BLONDE!"
"I will get them." Hidan volunteered.
Two fast effecting anger pills and a swig of water later, Itachi explained the details of what they were supposed to do. On the boat, the four of them would be assigned to 2 rooms. Like today, it would be Itachi and Hidan and Sasori and Deidara, much to the red-head's dismay. They would ask passengers that were going to Getsu if they knew any information on Tyyumi or her last whereabouts. During the evening, the boat would stop at Cha, which meant they could stop and get supplies. They only have two hours however, which meant they had to hurry.
"Alright. Does everyone understand?"
"Hai, un!"
"Whatever."
"Yes."
"Good. Now let's transform so we can go. We've lost enough time."
"Un, but it was your fa-"
"Shut up, Deidara." Sasori advised.
"Hmpth."
Deidara transformed into a male with long, light blue hair and black eyes. The boy wasn't 'hot', he was 'cute'. No matter how hard the blonde tried, his henges always came out the same. Sasori sighed and henged into a male with long silver hair pulled back into a band with dark green eyes. Itachi transformed too. He looked practically the same except the scars on the bridge of his nose were gone, his eyes were plain black, and his hair was down.
Deidara looked blankly at him. "Did you even do anything, un?"
"Yes."
"Okay…"
It was Hidan's turn. He transformed into a male with short, brown, spiky hair, with light grey eyes. Now they could finally get going.
-:Say Goodbye to the Moonlight:-
"Say…" Deidara thought out loud. "Shouldn't we have fakes names?" They were about a forth of a mile to the harbor, and they weren't the only ones on the road.
"Lower your voice." Sasori said. "And what purpose might we need to say our names?"
Deidara shrugged. "Just in case, yeah?"
"If we try so hard to be unnoticed, we will only stand out more. If you for some reason do need to say your name, just make up one." Itachi explained briskly.
"If you say so, un…" he mumbled.
When they arrived to the harbor, a ship for Cha no Kuni continuing to Getsu and Yuki, was leaving in 20 minutes. The man at the ship's ticket counter informed them that each person was 1000 yen. Paying the price, the 4 Akatuski in disguise quickly found their rooms. Much to Sasori's delight, and Deidara's dismay, each room had two full sized beds. Itachi told them to stay in their rooms until the afternoon, and then they would investigate Tyyumi from the passengers.
The afternoon came very quickly, and then 4 shinobi set out on their investigations. They all decided to split up, so they could get more people before the stop in Cha. Excited, Deidara jumped on every person that he saw. Most of them knew nothing, except for one, very hot, girl.
"Un! Excuse me, but do you happen to know anything about the singer in Getsu, Tyyumi?"
She blinked her dark blue eyes, and flipped her orange colored hair. She had a few freckles, too.
"Oh yeah! Tyyumi-san is a very talented ninja, and has a beautiful voice. She sings Getsu's national song called "Shiki no Uta" (Song of Four Seasons) at the village's festivals. They have a festival every time the season changes, so there might be one by the time we get there!" he clapped her hands. "Would you like to go with me?"
"Sure, un!" he quickly answered, "What's you name?"
"Yuichiko Jinchi! What's yours?"
"Deidara!" he said before he thought about it.
"I-I mean-"
"Deidara! That's a pretty name." he sighed and ran his finger though his fake light blue hair. At least she didn't know who he really was.
"Is there anything else you can tell me, Jinchi-san?"
"Sure!"
-:Say Goodbye to the Moonlight:-
Later that day, Itachi had met up with a pretty black haired red-eyed female. Instead of investigating on Tyyumi, he flirted with her, trying to coax her into the room he shared with Hidan. He giggled and gently put him down, trying to walk away. He cornered the woman again, whispering things in her ear that made her giggle. She finally said yes, and Itachi lead her to the room.
It was midnight, the stop at Cha had been three hours ago, and he made sure that at least one of them had gotten supplies. When he had gotten back to the room, the beautiful woman told him her name was Hyukosai. But he could just call her Hyuko, like everyone else. Soon, the henge had been released, alcoholic drinks were guzzled, and he had her in bed, under him and giggling. After being around males for so long, he needed release.
He pounded into the pleasure sobbing women beneath him. Damn that woman could moan. Her purple color nails cascaded down his sweating back, leaving red scars in the wake. He was happy that Hyuko liked it rough, because after such a long time, he wanted it hard and fast. He felt his climax quickly coiling in his stomach and about to burst.
There was a long banging noise at the door of the room, but Itachi simply ignored it and thrust harder into Hyuko harder, making her squeal and moan louder. It must have been Hidan, tired and grumpy.
"ITACHI! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!" the love making noise had only gotten louder.
"EWW! ITACHI YOU FUCKING EXHIBITIONIST! THAT'S FUCKING GROSS!" Hidan stormed away, stomping so loud that Itachi heard it over his fucking.
Hidan stalked his way to Sasori and Deidara's room, having no other choice. Just the sound of Itachi's fucking had made him half brain dead. Coming to room 301, Hidan pounded on the door, hoping that the same thing wasn't happening behind this door, too.
He heard footsteps inside, then the jingling of the door knob being turned. Deidara smiled at Hidan.
"Hi Hidan! Why are you here, un?"
"Itachi's fucking some whore in the room and kicked me out." Deidara gave a disgusted look at Hidan for his crude explanation.
"Um…Okay, un." Deidara tapped his chin. "Hey! You can stay with us, un!" Deidara said cheerfully. Hidan gave him an 'Are you stupid?' look, but Deidara just smiled.
"Sure, Deidara, I could have never thought of that!" Hidan mocked sarcastically, pushing past Deidara into the room.
"Un, I know right!" Hidan sighed. Sasori has looked up from his book, hearing Hidan's predicament.
"You have to sleep with Deidara." He said blankly. Hidan almost said okay, but he remembered what happened this morning.
"NO! Why can't you sleep with him!?"
"Because it's my room. You're a guest; take whatever is available to you." Sasori shoved his nose back into his book.
"Don't listen to him, un." Deidara said crossing his arms over his chest, "He's joking."
"No I'm not. You know I don't joke." Hidan nodded, knowing this.
"Un, well, you know you like it." He teased. Sasori growled dangerously. Hidan wrinkled his nose as if he had smelled something bad. He had to sleep in the same bed as Deidara, who was known to molest people in his sleep. The grey haired ninja shuddered.
"You touch me once, and you'll be on the floor." He said pointing at the blonde.
"Un…But it's my room."
"I don't care."
"Then you can leave."
"No."
"Then get over it, un!"
"NO."
"Would you rather sleep in the same room with Itachi fucking some whore, then, un?"
"NO!"
"Okay then." Sasori looked distastefully at the two quarreling. He had made a promise to turn them into puppets if they didn't learn how to shut the fuck up. He never broke a promise.
As Deidara opened his mouth to reply to Hidan, Sasori hurled his book at Deidara, watching it smack right on his forehead.
"OW! What the fuck, Sasori-danna, un!?"
"I told you two to stop fighting."
"We weren't fighting, yeah!"
"Yes you were."
"That didn't give you the right to throw a BOOK at me, un!"
"Better than turning you into puppets, yes?"
"…"
"Whatever…"
-:Say Goodbye to the Moonlight:-
It was around four in the morning when Hidan was awakened by something odd. Very odd, indeed. There was an arm around his waist, and a leg curled over his thigh. Somebody nuzzled his neck sighing. Hidan almost screamed as a hand feathered down his chest, stroking his bare abdomen. He found this odd, actually. He was guessing his shirt had ridden up with all his tossing and turning during the night.
"Ughh…Sasori-danna..un.." the blond moaned.
He tensed, as his hand went lower and lower before suddenly grabbing the area between his legs.
"Ohh…somebody's horny..Unn.." Deidara sighed in his ear, purring.
"GYAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! SASORI GET HIM OFF ME, FUCK!" Hidan screamed frantically, trying to pry the blonde off but he only held tighter. Sasori turned groaned, and turned in the bed, mumbling something. Why the hell wouldn't Deidara wake up!? Oh yeah. Deidara could sleep through the worst thunderstorms, but someone could whisper his name from 30 meters away, and he'd jump up as if he was slapped.
"Shut the fuck up…"
"Shh…it's okay Sasori-danna…Deidei will make you feel good…yeah.."
"GET OFF!"
"Uhhnn…"
"DEIDARA, GET THE FUCK OFF ME BEFORE I FUCKING SKIN YOU AND USE YOU FLESH AS A FUCKING COAT!!!" finally having enough, Sasori sat up in the bed.
"Hidan. Shut. The. Fuck. Up."
"BUT HE'S FUCKING MOLESTING ME!"
"If you'd be something called 'quiet' he'll wake up!"
"BUT-"
"SHUT UP!"
"…"
"A while longer…"
"……."
"Um…"
"IT'S NOT WORKING!" Sighing, Sasori got out of bed and stood over Deidara who was currently groping Hidan's crotch. I fingered Deidara's ear which made him purr delightfully. Hidan almost thought he was provoking him when he felt Deidara grip loosen on his clothed cock. Sasori tugged on his ear a little, making Deidara purr louder and move towards the touch. The blonde crawled over Hidan to get more of the teasing caress, and Sasori pulled the sleeping blond into his arms.
"H-How did you-?"
"I often get in this situation during missions, so I know how to handle him." Deidara snuggled his Danna's chest.
"It's crueler to make you sleep with him then turning you into a puppet, so he'll sleep with me." Hidan thanked the gods.
"But how do you deal with it? Doesn't it ever scare you?"
"No, I've gotten used to it. The trick with his ear is just one thing." Sasori sighed and placed the lightly snoring blonde into his bed. "And when I'm too tired to fuss, I just let him have his way…"
"…SAY WHAT?"
-:Say Goodbye to the Moonlight:-
A few hours after the Deidara and Hidan…thing… Itachi woke up with Hyuko, the woman he had a good fuck with, laying on his chest, naked, with the sheet gracefully hiding her body. Shifting slightly, Hyuko moaned inching closer to him. "Itachi-sama…" she breathed.
What the hell was he going to do!?
She sat up, holding to cover to her chest. She leaned over and placed a mouth-eating kiss on his lips. Hyuko thrust her tongue into Itachi's mouth, wrapping her arms around the raven's neck, pulling him closer, rubbing her breasts against his flat, firm chest. She gave one more last suck at Itachi's lips before letting go.
"I hope you understand this…" she looked away. "This was a one-time thing." Itachi nodded.
"You were a good fuck, defiantly worth stalking." Itachi really liked this woman; she was hot-a dark beauty-she liked it rough, and was a little dominate. As much as it displeasured him, he could not bring any unidentified person into Akatuski without the up most permission. Even as a toy.
She laughed, and gathered up her clothes that were in all places of the room.
Deidara watched the boat ride the waves boredly. He started to laugh to himself.
Ride the waves…Hahahaha.
He yawned sleepily, rubbing his eyes. He was hopping he'd see Jinchi this morning before they got to Getsu. He was in his henge form again, blue hair and all. He had to make sure he looked exactly the same as the day before, or he might ruin their plan.
"Deidara-chan!" he turned to the high pitched voice, seeing as it was the very person he wanted to see.
"Jinchi-chan!" he hugged her and she giggled.
"How long is it to Getsu, un?" she sighed wistfully, gazing at the hazy blue sea.
"Oh…about another few hours." Bored, Deidara twisted his blue hair between his fingers.
"Are you gonna go to Getsu's festival? It's tonight!"
"Oh. Un, sure!" he knew he'd have to tell everyone else this important information.
"Um, I'll be right back, un…I just remembered something I have to tell…my brother? Yeah! My brother." He dashed away before she could respond. Rounding a sharp corner, he came to his room. He had oddly wound up in bed with Sasori, but he was told not to ask. Sasori had just simply told him that he was sleeping in and he was going to get more information.
He had information now, so that gave him the excuse to tell him at the moment he got it, right?
He flung open the door, watching in delight as the form in the bed jumped.
"SASORI-DANNA, UN!" he pounced on the bed, smiling in Sasori's irritated face.
"What in the hell do you want! I told you to get information!"
"I did, un.." Actually surprised, Sasori stared at him.
"You did?"
"Un!" Deidara said happily nodding.
"Well, what is it?"
Tapping his chin, Deidara put on a serious face as he told Sasori the information he had gathered.
"Someone told me that Tyyumi-san is performing for Getsu's Seasonal festival tonight, un. They'll be way too many people to kidnap her there, but if one of us follows her, un, and get's her location, we can get her in the early morning, or late that night." Sasori stared, dumbfound, at the blonde whose serious face was slipping off.
"See! I CAN be smart, un!"
"…Wow. You said 'un' only twice during that entire thing," Sasori said thoughtfully. Pouting, Deidara poked Sasori's cheek.
"What about my plan, un!"
"Oh yes." Sasori said scratching his head. "Very good, um, Deidara. I'll mention this to the others."
"Yay!"