Dear Diary,
I am so sorry I haven't talked to you for weeks! When Will caught me writing under his bed he took you away! I tried to stop him, but he hit me in the face! That is not the way to treat a lady! Shame on him! I mean, who hits a lady's face!? After that, he took away almost everything I took from his room (I managed to keep one, but he doesn't know that yet)! Ugh, I cannot believe how uptight he is, we are SO over! I will continue to focus on Bassy though ;).
Speaking of Bassy, I have a plan that will make him love me forever! It's ingenious! I'm going to find a litter a pretty, little kittens and give them to him! I'm hoping to find at least four; I know how much Sebas-chan loves cats, so my plan is fool-proof! Oh, I'm so excited! Wish me luck!
XOXO
Grell