(Mount Olympus Great Hall, Winter Solstice, 1994)

(Artemis POV)

Now you may be thinking that I'm furious because now I have to have a demigod child and lose my virginity. Yes that's what I am on the outside but truth be told I have always wanted an excuse for a child, considering I'm Goddess of Children and Birth it would be nice to have a child of my own but I never thought I could get away with it and I don't mind if it's a boy just as long as he's not like a Drunk Swearing Women-Hater.

"Artemis is going to have a child!" Screamed Hera

"And Hestia" said a shocked Poseidon

"But, if they break there Oath their powers will weaken from the point of being faded" said Hermes

"I like Hestia but I will not morn for Artemis" Said Aphrodite

"Agreed" said Hera

"What I consider Interesting is that Artemis will have a boy, you know Two boys of divine a Girl of Wealth" said Poseidon

"You're Right on the part of being a boy for both of them but I think I can figure out a way to have kids without breaking the virgin oaths." Said Athena with face deep in thought

"And how may that be Mrs. Owl head." Said Hades

"Multiple ways Death Dummy" she replied

"It's not like they can have Brain children like you" said Dionysus

"No that right is only for goddess' and god's that are associated in knowledge" Athena Said " But other virgin Goddess' and God's have their own way of having children for instance Iris has children every time there is a perfect rainbow in which the leprechaun at the end of it keeps their gold. In fact all the gods have the power to make children with their own unique methods aside from sex."

"Wait all this time I could have had children all this time and you decided now to tell me!" Screamed Hestia

I am inside just as angry with Athena but better at hiding it.

After 3 hours trying to calm Hestia down and making her swear on the Styx to not harm Athena or her children and Athena explaining that it would aggravate Apollo and Poseidon if she had a child with another man and cause an Olympian Civil War but now with the prophecy she could have a child without Apollo or Poseidon retaliating.

Speaking of them Apollo and Poseidon had slightly sad faces on them. Apollo was happier since now I can have a nephew that he can tease. But still sad since he finally lost the possibility of a mate, Sick!

"So in 9 months I expect to see two Healthy boys" said Zeus

"But what about the Elf girl" Said Demeter

"Yes Hermes please contact every Elvin City in the world that includes the ones on Olympus and Underworld" Said Zeus" Now let's Celebrate."

And so every god and Goddess got ready for the celebration except Hermes who was all over the world from Eldersburg in Finland, Sleep's City in Washington, and Karmekadun in Bhutan.

"I just had to be Messenger God, Thankfully I have my Messengers to deal with the small stuff"