The Griffins were holding a party for the Oscars that year. They invited their friends and neighbors to come and watch the Oscars. Right now they were holding a little contest to see if their choice of movies would be the winners in the Oscars.

"Okay, everyone", Lois said. "Hurry up and hand in your Oscar picks before it starts."

Everyone handed in their votes to Lois. She frowned as she looked at Peter's votes.

"Peter, for "Best Picture", you wrote Wild Hogs."

"Lois, four guys from the suburbs hit the road, and the road hit back", Peter answered.

"Peter knows the advertising log lines for every movie", Lois laughed as she explained. "Blades of Glory."

"Kick some ice."

"Entrapment."

"The trap is set."

"RV."

"On a family vacation, no one can hear you scream."

"Philadelphia."

"Poop chute lawsuit."

"Got you there, Peter!" Barbara pointed out on Brian's laptop. "That one's not real. The real line is no one would take on his case...until one man was willing to take on the system."

"Aw, damn it!" Peter frowned.

Everyone sat around the TV as the Oscars started. They were all interested to see who would win which categories. The puppies approached Brian and Barbara.

"Mommy, we want to watch cartoons", Briana said.

"Not now, babies", Barbara said. "Everyone else is watching this."

"But we're bored", Marcus complained.

"Why don't you go upstairs and play?" Brian suggested. "Stewie has a lot of toys you can play with."

The puppies looked at each other and shrugged. The four of them went upstairs to Stewie's room looking for something to play with. Ollie jumped into the toy box looking through the toys.

"Baseball?" he asked.

The puppies shook their heads.

"Barbies?" Ollie asked.

They shook their heads. Marcus turned and saw a large door.

"Hey, look!" he said. "A playhouse!"

All four of them rushed inside. The minute they closed the door, it began to light up as it powered on.


Everyone was downstairs as they continued watching the Oscars. Barbara looked around, keeping her ears alert.

"I guess the kids must've tired themselves out", she said. "It's so quiet upstairs."

"I'll go check on them", Brian said.

He walked upstairs to Stewie's room. He looked around trying to find the puppies, but the room was empty.

"Kids?" he called out. "Ollie? Briana? Jenny? Marcus?"

"Hey!" Stewie said running into the room. "What are you doing in my room? Don't touch my stuff with your dirty walking-on-the-street paws."

"I'm looking for the kids", Brian said. "They came up here an hour ago and Barbara's getting worried. It's been too quiet."

"Are the kids alright?" Barbara asked.

"I don't know", he shrugged. "I can't find them."

"Uh oh", Stewie said running to the back of the room. "My time machine has been activated."

"Time machine?" Brian asked. "I didn't know you had a time machine."

"Yeah, I built it after I got bored with my European See-n-Say."


Stewie sat with a content smile on his face as he held the See-n-Say in his lap. He pulled the lever, making the arrow spin until it stopped on an animal.

"The pig goes WENK!"

Stewie's eyes widened and the smile left his face. He pulled the lever again, making the arrow spin.

"The cow goes SHA-ZOOO!"

"It most certainly does not!" he complained as he pulled the lever again.

"The rooster goes GICKERY-GEE!"

"Where?" Stewie asked pulling the lever. "Where does the rooster say that?"

"The monkey goes MA-COCK!"

"No, no, no, no! It does not!"

"The elephant goes FWAAMP!"

"Yeah, kind of."