"The Death of Zombies"
Disclaimer: once again, none of these characters are mine…except for the Grim Reaper, of course. Oh, and I forgot to mention in the first Chapter that this is base on my own comic that I made from RE4. So enjoy!
(Standing near the rock where Leon once was, our…ummm…Heroes are talking about what happened in Chapter one.)
Leon: OMFG!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PREVERTS!!
Luis: No, we're not! it's just all the zombies that are.
Leon: What?! But you're a zombie too!
(Starts sobbing)
Leon: Whaaa…GHz goddd, why does this always happen to meee??
Luis: Pttf…wimp.
Leon: Oh, Shut up you! I'm just…just emotional right now!!!
Luis: What? Are ya PMSing or somethin?
Leon: (looks up) What?
Luis: (shacking hands) Oh, Ferget it. Right now, we need ta go save that bitch ya mentioned earlier, like, when we we're kidnapped and almost killed by a raging-perverted zombie or whatever…
Leon: (shocked) What?! He was perverted too?!
Luis: Uh…sort of…yah…
Leon: (stares in disbelief)
Luis: (Coughs) Anyhow, lets get goin. I know a couple of ways in and out of this god-fersaken island. And also a few beds that are lyin around…
Leon: (growls)
Luis: Whoa. Down doggy. (Said cutely) Does doggy want a biscuit?
Leon: Screw you…
Luis: I Wish. Really I wish.
Leon: (gets up) So… (Looks at Luis) If your going to help me with my search for that bitch. What type of gun do you have with you? Yah know, besides that stupid Red9 of yours...
Luis: (remembering) Oh, yah! I do have another gun ya might like! (Reaches into his pocket)
Leon: Really?
Luis: Yah. (Pulls out a huge automatic sniper rifle, one that can't fit into a pocket) Hehe. Say hello to my little friend…Amigo.
Leon: (eyes wide with shock) WHOA! Luis!! That's an AWSOME gun!!! With that, we'll never have to worry about getting-
(All of a sudden, millions of Ganados surrounded Leon and Luis. With all their guns pointed at them.)
Leon: (looks around) (gulps) uhhh…captured?
Luis: (also looks around) Uh, Leon? I think we're a little out numbered…
Leon: Oh, Naw SHIT! We have to find a way to get rid of all these Ganados!!!
Luis: (holds up his gun) Hehe…Leave it ta me, Amigo.
(Someone shoots Luis's gun out of his hand.)
Luis: …uhhh
(Looks at his empty hand)
Luis: …sorry Amigo, I lost the gun. Spooky, huh? Probably in orbit right now. Floating…around.
Leon: Argh, dammit! And that was a nice gun, too.
(Pulls out his Red9)
Leon: ALRIGHT!! DIE ALL YOU SON OF BITCHES!!! DIE!!!
(Someone shoots Leon's Red9 out of his hand)
Leon: Argh!
(Luis and Leon looks at Leon's empty hand.)
Luis:…uhhh
Leon: (looks at Luis) …Well! We're screwed! I hope ya live happily as a zombie!
Luis: Uhhh…thanks?
(All of a sudden, someone comes up behind Leon and Luis and knocks them out)
LATER
(Leon and Luis are sitting in a cell, near to the wall, with their hands tied. Leon looks pissed and Luis is just whistling 'it's raining men')
Leon: (breaking the silence) I HATE YOU, LUIS. AndI hope you die with your dick in your ass!
Luis: (stops whistling) Hehehe…Don't ya mean my dick in your ass, Amigo?
Leon: Humph! Please. All I want to do right now is to find a way out of this shit-hole, and go save-
(Notice Luis looking at him romantically.)
Leon: Uhhh…that Bitch. Ummm…why are you staring at me like that?
Luis: (still staring) Ya know, Leon, I was wonderin. Do ya know what happens if two guys are stuck in a cell together, and one of them is gay?
Leon: (looks in a panic) Uhhh…noo…why?
Luis: Well, they do something like (reaches for Leon) THIS!!!
Leon: AHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOo!!! Ahhhh!!!...ohhhh..
MUCH LATER
Leon: AHHHH!!! NOooo!! Stop!!! Luis!!
Luis: Come on, just say it!
Leon: (looks up with pleading eyes) F-Fine!! I will!! Luis! Your soooo much better at POKER than I am!!! (Looks down at his cards in defeat)
Luis: (holding up his cards) (says smuggishly) Hehe…Yah, I know. What do ya think Spainards do in their free time?
Leon: (Shrugs) Oh, I don't know. Rape an innocent cop with a gay hair-do maybe?
Luis: (looks at Leon) No, not likely.
Leon: (stares) …oh.
Luis: …But Hey! For me beaten ya soooo many times at poker, why not give me a kiss? Eh, lover?
(Leon twitches with anger)
Luis: Uhhh…Leon? I was just kiddi-
POW!
Leon: ARGH!! DAMMIT! Stop thinking I want you!
(Punches Luis again)
Leon: I'M NOT GAY!
Luis: (Blocks one of Leon's hits) Okay! OKAY! I believe ya! Damn…
(Leon, out of breath, notices while he was punching Luis, he got his hands untied)
Leon: Whoa! SWEET! Now to go save that bitch!
(Walks off. Leaving Luis behind him still untied)
Luis: (Looks in panic) Hey, wait! Are ya fergetin about a CERTAIN ZOMBIE!?!
Leon: (Sighs) Shit…Thought he wouldn't notice...
Luis: What did ya say?!
(To be continue…But wait! Krauser enters in the next one!)
Extras:
Zuriko: Dammit! When do I enter, ya faggots?! I want ta start killin ya off one by one!!! Just like in Legend of the Trifrorce and FouR WorldS!!
Leon: Uhhh...Soon...just, hold on a moment.
Kauser: Yah, so shut up, sit quiet, ya shorty, and wait for your turn! I mean, my turn is in the next one! Yours is...probably in the forth or fifth one...
Zuriko: (growls) Chikusho, Kuso no baka!! (Takes out scythe)
Both: Oh Crap...
See you in the next one!!