crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : ann
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : ann i cant handle myself anymore
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : wE NEED TO GET MAKOTO AND HARU TOGETHER OR ELSE IM GONNA DIE UNHAPPY
aesthetic trash: ok but
aesthetic trash: i was making out with akira :
aesthetic trash: you ruined the mood
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : fuck you im actually dying over here i need help
aesthetic trash: gimme like, half an hour to not be hot and bothered my my extremely hot boyfriend who's kissing my neck rn uwu
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : i hate you too
aesthetic trash: bullshit, you love me
aesthetic trash: also i'll grab a steam card for you this weekend to make it up to you?
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : i dont hate you anymore
aesthetic trash: aw thanks boo *kissy face emoji*
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : stop using skype emojis. thats shitty.
aesthetic trash: uwu
aesthetic trash: oh shit -
aesthetic trash: uh
aesthetic trash: gonna be afk for a bit
aesthetic trash: if you catch my drift
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : owo
Futaba watched with a bit of disgust as Ann's status changed from "Online" to "Do Not Disturb"
aesthetic trash: so i'm back
aesthetic trash: how are we gonna do this thing/?
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : i dont know but we're going to dO it
aesthetic trash: ok but the real question is which one of them do we corner?
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : haru
aesthetic trash: but?
aesthetic trash: haru's the more innocent one?
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : um? no she isnt?
aesthetic trash: she is?
aesthetic trash: come off it futaba, she may be a top but she's innocent
aesthetic trash: uwu
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : i've talked to haru a lot and she is not innocent, infact she sometimes has a genocidal thirst for blood.
aesthetic trash: makoto is thirstier tho
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : she isnt tho? i can even send you text proof that haru isnt innocent what so ever
aesthetic trash: listen, haru may not be innocent, but i can guarantee they at least have the same libido, and Makoto is thirstier for blood
aesthetic trash: i mean do you see the way she threatens people
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : we're still cornering haru
aesthetic trash: okay, i'll set the chat up
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : :ok_hand:
aesthetic trash: you said those were gross earlier :
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : you used the overused emojis tho
aesthetic trash: i stg futaba
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : i said it wr ong
aesthetic trash: ha
aesthetic trash has added crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you, pink poodle pup, j ok er.
aesthetic trash: oh shit
aesthetic trash: i'll remove him sorry
aesthetic trash has removed j ok er. from this conversation
aesthetic trash has renamed this conversation to "interrogation corner"
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : ooooooh, adding your "boyfwen?"
aesthetic trash: hoe you better back the fuck up before you get slapped the fuck up ^ o ^
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : im gonna be honest if you text me when i confess to yusuke i will choke you when i find you, got that?
aesthetic trash: you're not going to work up the nerve to confess to your precious inari-kun~ anyway so
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : brb im coming over to your house to choke you
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU THINK I CANT CONFESS BECAUSE I WAS A SHUT IN AT ONE POINT?
aesthetic trash: kinky.
aesthetic trash: haru wanna join?
pink poodle pup: what i just checked skype
aesthetic trash: futaba wants to choke me
aesthetic trash: should i see if akira's down for a threesome?
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : by that i mean suffocating you, you kinky bitch
aesthetic trash: i am kinky, you're right
aesthetic trash: but akira likes it that way ^ o ^
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : can we interrogate haru now
pink poodle pup: interrogation? Hwat
aesthetic trash: it's not an interrogation, per se?
aesthetic trash: just girl talk
aesthetic trash: don't mind futaba, she just wants to have a kinky sex roleplay but she can't because she's single :^ ))))
aesthetic trash: so do you like makoto? uwu
pink poodle pup: i mean yeah- i m ean wh a t?
aesthetic trash: aw so you do! That's so cute uwu
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : i cant take this abuse anymore
aesthetic trash: no wait come back i love youuuuu
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : NO YOU DONT
aesthetic trash: yES i DOoooWOOOOO
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : N O
pink poodle pup: i have a crush on makoto,, i admit it uvu
aesthetic trash: we'll help u get the girl uwu
aesthetic trash: Y E S .
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : ann are you okay? ? ?
aesthetic trash: you thought i didn't love you but i do/
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : you teased me tho,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cri
aesthetic trash: i can tease you in another way if you want ;) *eighty million winky emojis*
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : wtf no you hurt me :(
aesthetic trash: i'm sorry
pink poodle pup: i thought this was getting my girl not girl drama.. s m h
aesthetic trash: we need drama if we're getting two lesbians together
aesthetic trash: plus the writers had to have a fight somewhere so
pink poodle pup: oh o k
pink poodle pup: so where do i start
aesthetic trash: first we make sure she likes you back
aesthetic trash: futaba go ask 'cause u are best wingwoman uwu
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : huh me? ? ? ? nah
aesthetic trash: yes you uwu
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : how to get your girl: take her out to a private place and confess in a *special* way
aesthetic trash: also make out with her in the hall
aesthetic trash: girls love that
aesthetic trash: -dreamy sigh-
pink poodle pup: wtf im not making out with her automatically ? ? ? ?
aesthetic trash: akira did that to me so
aesthetic trash: he also gives neck kisses and hickeys *heart eyes emojis*
aesthetic trash: would yusuke do that to you futaba?
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : stop this abuse
aesthetic trash: come on, we all have our fantasies
aesthetic trash: i know you think about it sometimes
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : imma go talk to makoto now
aesthetic trash: okay ^o^
With a heavy blush on her cheeks, she found Akira's contact and texted him. His contact was now named "okay he's screwing ann now so we're gucci"
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : YO AKIRA YOU NEED TO CONTROL YOU N
okay he's screwing ann now so we're gucci: i already do
okay he's screwing ann now so we're gucci; she had to brag to someone
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : wow
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : k bye
She rolled her eyes, flipping to Makoto's contact. Her username was p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k, something Haru had picked out for her. She said she didn't have the heart to change it.
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : hi
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: Hello, Futaba. What's up?
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : i need to collect some info for some….research, can you help me
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: Okay. What data do you need from me?
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : are you into girls?
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) :* re a th e *
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) :more specifically ,
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : a girl named haru okumura?
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: Um, why do you need to know?
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : for science
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: Okay, I'll tell you, but if you tell anyone else….
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: I'll slit your throat and watch you bleed out on my floor.
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: The answer to that is yes.
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : ok!111
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: Is that all?
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : yeah.
Futaba clicked back onto the group chat. What was the harm in telling Haru and Ann? Makoto would never find out.
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : i asked her and she said yes
pink poodle pup: y E S
aesthetic trash: thank u futaba
aesthetic trash: haru go get your girl tomorrow
aesthetic trash: or maybe next week sometime so Makoto doesn't know futaba just told you
aesthetic trash: kiss her lots
aesthetic trash: and leave hickeys
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : do it the day after tomorrow so makoto doesnt slit my throat please
aesthetic trash: oh that's the night of our annual weekend sleepover
aesthetic trash: do it then uwu
crippling depression; healed in memes because fuck you :^ ) : YESYESYES
pink poodle pup: oh boy
pink poodle pup: ok
A few days later - Shujin Academy Rooftop.
Haru twiddled her thumbs nervously, blushing and staring at her feet. Makoto stood across from her, curious and a bit apprehensive.
"Yes, Haru?"
"Um...you see I….I really like you, Mako-chan." She confessed, stumbling over her words. Makoto's eyes widened. "And I know- I know this is foolish because you don't even like girls that way - or at least I don't think you do, and -"
Haru was cut off abruptly, as Makoto crossed the space between them in two steps and kissed the Okumura heiress square on her lips. They fit perfectly together, and as if by instinct had turned and deepened the kiss, Makoto's arms snaking around the shorter girl's waist. Haru's arms wrapped around her neck, fingers running through short strands of brown hair. As they pulled back, red met brown as their foreheads touched tenderly. "I like one girl in particular, and that girl's name is Haru Okumura."
Haru giggled, blushing. "Well, this Haru may have to be so selfish as to keep you around."
Makoto leaned back into her new girlfriend. "I think I can live with that,"
Haru giggled as their lips touched once more.
pink poodle pup: pass this on to futaba, i confessed :^ ))
aesthetic trash: and?
pink poodle pup: she kissed me and said she liked me too
aesthetic trash: aw that's so cute! uwu
aesthetic trash: i'm glad we could help you get your girl
aesthetic trash: i'll pass it along to futaba tonight
pink poodle pup: thank you ^o^
"Mission success," Ann giggled, sitting down on Futaba's bed as she slurped her ramen.
"Mmmm," Futaba groaned. Whether it was at the food or the fact Haru and Makoto were together was a mystery.
"Can you die in peace now?" Ann asked.
Futaba groaned, falling back.
"Now if only we could get the others together…" she murmured.
"I'm sure we will,"
"We're awesome, I know we will." Futaba corrected.
"Damn straight!"
so this was kind of? ooc? for haru at least in the texts
tbh we feel like everyone is ooc in their texts so that's what we're rolling with uwu
also i should really tag this an m rated fic but? it's not like teenagers don't talk about this?
also Ann would totally say "kinky" a lot and make tons of sex jokes while she hangs around futaba because futaba is cute when flustered.
Also, Metisi (my co author who i love very much uwu) said "Garbage man Akechi is garbage, he gets no love."
2 more chapters to go!
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