A few minutes later
Kurt: This is dead serious. So free yourself from your comments and useless recommandation, in fact throw away your entire hidious personality and come to Scandal. I´m waiting.
Sebastian: Well, well, Kurt Hummel wants a one night stand. This is a dream I´ve never dreamt of. Do you have something specific in mind?
Kurt: Just come and don´t talk.
Sebastian: You have to wait. I just put some clothes on. Or take off?
Kurt: I´d like to hear more, but I´m dealing with something really serious. It´s Blaine.
Sebastian: He finally realized he´s not into girls, so he broke up with lady Hummel and he´s coming to me. Am I right?
Kurt: No. Well, almost. No, not at all. Are you on your way?
Sebastian: Oh, you´re so excited to have me? Do you want to try me before Blaine will?
Kurt: Sure, in your dreams.
Sebastian: What are these dreams like?
Kurt: Gross, like you.
Sebastian: Amazing.
Kurt: Where are you?
Sebastian: Turn around.
Kurt: Wow.
Sebastian: I was there stading in my casual clothes because I left my home in hurry after Kurt´s phone call.
Kurt: Liar.
Sebastian: You should shut your mouth. You know I know the right way how to fill it.
Kurt: Tongue. He meant he´d fill it with his tongue.
Sebastian: Now, your children will definitely believe you.
Kurt: Why exactly are you telling them these obscene stories?
Sebastian: These are not obscene stories. They are our memories.
Kurt: I´ve pictured you somewhat differently. More like a criminal than this. This day can´t get any weirder.
Sebastian: Kurt Hummel still has a headful of prejudice. I don´t mock you for your damsel clothes.
Kurt: My clothes are fine. You are in disguise for not to be recognized by victims of your promiscuity.
Sebastian: You can say that.
Sebastian: I ordered myself a glass of water.
Kurt: You don´t drink?
Sebastian: I am one of those resposible drivers.
Kurt: The word responsible opposes to anything you are.
Sebastian: Thank you. What´s with Blaine?
Kurt: He´s dating Karofsky.
Sebastian: One scotch, no rocks. So, first he dated a porcelain doll and now a hippo man. You had to make him angry oh so much. One more scotch, double stuff. Better for me. Now, I can feast on your total failure. Why are you even telling me those things? You´re only making my day.
Kurt: I want to break up them. And you will help me. You´re the worst person I know. And you turned my life into living hell with your face in it. It won´t be hard for you to do this again.
Sebastian: Hey, we were just kids. Why should I do it now?
Kurt: I know you´re still into Blaine. Just like me. No one can get Blaine out of their head.
Sebastian: You´re sick.
Kurt: Will you help me or not?