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Wah?! Histugaya's Gay

Momo: Well, I mean, it has to be right?

Me: ... Now that you mention it... I would have never thought...

*Rangiku pops out of no where* Are you guys gossiping about the captain?

Me and Momo: Shh!

Rangiku: Oops. Well? What are you guys talking about?

Momo looks at me... I look at Momo: Well...

*nudges Momo*

Momo: Well...*whispers in Rangiku's ear*

Rangiku: REALLY?! AND I THOUGHT-

Me and Momo: Shh!

Rangiku: Oops. So what now?

Me: Well, we need to find out if its true, right Momo?

*Momo nods*

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THE WORLD OF THE LIVING:

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Rangiku: So what do you think?

Orihime: Hmmmm? That could be a possibly.

Rangiku: See? We have another person that agrees with us! Come on! Can we confront the captain face to face already?

Momo: Well...

Me: No.

Orihime: Why? We would have our question answer much faster than going around asking people if they think Captain Histugaya is-

Me and Momo and Rangiku: Shh!

Orihime: Oops, sorry.

Me: *sigh* Come on, we go to Urahara's. I need so stuff there.

Momo: Yeah, I'll need a gigai if we are going to go around asking everyone the same question!

Oriihime: Oh! I know! *smacks fist on the table* We could just via com everyone!

Me and Momo and Rangiku: ?

Orihime: You know, the thing where all the captains can talk to each other like a Bluetooth device think you stick in you ear?

Me and Momo and Rangiku: ?

Orihime: ...Like your personal pager?

Me and Momo and Rangiku: ...

...

...

OH! A HELL BUTTERFLY!

Orihime: Yeah! That! Wow, you guys are smart!

Rangiku: We could use the Hell Butterfly and then everyone will know so they can contact us! Okay, SAKE BREAK!

Me and Momo: RANGIKU!

Rangiku: Wah? Oh, yeah. You guys can't drink.

Momo: Anyway, we can't do the Hell Butterfly because then Shiro-chan will get mad and that will just cause more trouble, let's go around and ask people! It's more fun anyway!

Me: Momo has a point! Ok! Urahara's!

Orihime: Oh! I'm coming too!

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URAHARA'S:

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Urahara: Well, what a pleasant surprise from the Soul Society!

Orihime: Well actually Mr. Urahara...

Momo: We want to actually ask you a question...

*glancing at each other*

Rangiku: Do you think the Captain is...

*does a little hand motion*

Me: You know... *follows Rangiku's weird circle drawing*

Urahara: Hmmmmm, possibly. Actually, yes! Of course!

Me and Momo and Rangiku and Orihime: WHAT?!

Urahara: Yep! I can pretty much confirm that my sources are correct.

Momo: Oh my gosh...Shiro-chan is...

Me: I never thought it was going to be this serious.

Rangiku: Wow, the captain... for once, I am speechless.

Orihime: ... Wow! So we were right! Captain Hitsugaya is -

Me and Momo and Rangiku: SHHHH!

Orihime: Oh yeah, oops.

"What?"

*they all turn*

Ichigo, Uryuu, Rukia, Yoruichi, Kon and Chad.

Me and Momo and Rangiku and Orihime: NOTHING.

Orihime: Nothing, acutally. Nothing at all. We were just disscusing matters about Captain Hitsugaya. Yeah, nothing. Nobody is-

Me *hands over Orihime's mouth* Hurt! Yeah! Nobody is hurt! Yep, the Hollows are fine! *Mentally tells Momo and Rangiu to get the hell out of here, fast!*

Momo: Umm, well, we got to go!

Rangiku: See ya!

*Dash out the door*

WAIIITT!

*turns*

Urahara: If you are looking for him, he's back at your apartment. *motions Orihime*

Rangiku: Right.

Momo: *bows* Thank you Mr. Urahara.

Orihime: Yes! Thank you!

Urahara: No problem. *waves and closes door*

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BACK AT ORIHIME'S:

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Orihime: So what now guys?

Rangiku: Change of plans, let's just ask the captain because I'm tired. Ikkaku said he might pay for a round of sake at this one club if I come to his place at 7.

*Looks in her Hollow detector phone gadget* And its 6:44, so I should hurry.

As they walked towards the door they hear voices from the inside.

-I told you! Stop! You would never understand!

- What don't I understand?

-...How I feel towards anyone in none of your concern.

-... I see, are you saying this is it?

- I can't guarantee this... augh! I feel like I am going to go insane!

- Just tell 'em what you just told me, " I love you."

Outside, Rangiku, Orihime, Momo and I widen our eyes.

WHAT?!

-You know I can't... you'll never understand.

- Of course I do, me and Yumichika went through this, it's the past now. Done, sealed and everything.

- You and Yumichika are different from my situation, I can even look at-

- Same thing, feelings are feelings. Stop being such a kid, man up and confess already. *sigh* this is really going no where.

-...

- ...Uh, Captain Hitsugaya?

-... How many times do I have to tell you, Ikkaku? I AM NOT A KIDDDDD!

Suddenly the door was smashed into pieces, sending everyone, including Ikkaku into the streets.

Me and Orihime: AHHH!

Rangiku: Auugh! Ouch! That was not a graceful landing!

Momo: Ekkkkkk!

From the inside, Hitsugaya shunpoed out catching Momo.

Histugaya: Momo! What are you doing out here.

Momo: ...Shiro...chan...

Ikkaku: Crap, that was a hard landing.

Ikkaku: *looking up he sees Histugaya and Momo* EHH! TELLL 'ER!

Everyone, excluding Histugaya: ?

*Hitsugaya ignores and mentally noted to beat Ikkaku to a pulp when they get back to the Soul Society.*

Hitsugaya: Damn you, Ikkaku. Anyway *looks at the girls* what are you four doing here?

Orihime burst, "Captain Hitsugaya, you are gay right?!"

... dot dot dot ...

WHAATT?!

Hitsugaya: *blushing* WHAT?! *suddenly backs away and drops Momo*

Me: You know...when you have an interest in people your... *hand motions*

Hitsugaya: *still blushing and stuttering* Who told you this? RANGIKU!

Rangiku: Captain, I am seriously confused. I thought that you were straight. *curves into a smile* but I never knew THAT was the was you rolled. Ehehehe!

Hitsugaya is beyond rage, who made this up?

Hitsugaya: Who. told. you. this ?

Momo: Well, I thought, since you... well...you always seem to be staring into space and then you walk off somewhere. You never could look me in the eye. You avoid me so... I though maybe your interest lies elsewhere...

Hitsugaya: *SHOCKED AND SPEECHLESS* IS THIS WHAT SHE REALLY THINKS ?! STUPID BED-WETTER... BAKA...

Momo: Soo... yeah...

Hitsugaya: Well, if I am would I do this? *wraps around her waist and kisses her and finally let's her go after a few seconds* So... does that answer your question?

Momo: S-shiro-chan... *starts to tear up*

Hitsugaya: *turns to me and Rangiku* What have you two been telling her?

Me: Hey don't point fingers, I simply went with Momo because I knew this was going to happen. *looks on to the rooftop* RIGHT IKKAKU?

Ikkaku: Yep, niceteam work

Hitsugaya: Y-you s-sett t-this up?!

Me: Well, no...after the talk with Rangiku me and Ikkaku planned only this part...the rest was fate I guess.

Hitsugaya: *turns to Rangiku* And you?

Rangiku: Well, I tried telling them but they wouldn't listen. They kept shushing me. Poor Orihime got dragged into this. Right?

...

Silence cam from her direction.

Rangiku: Orihime?

...

Orihime: So... are you really gay Captain Histugaya? Because you just kissed Momo. And that means you aren't. But you are gay, right? I mean, why else are you wearing a big polo shirt...is that Ishida's?!

AN: Okay before anyone tries to leave a flame on the last part. I, in NO WAY, shape or form have anything against SEXUAL ORIENTATION. THIS WAS PURE CRACK. (And I want to try to see how good I am at humor so... plus, its Toshiro here ^_^, never know...it's just soooo fun to poke fun at him)

Opinions: I rather not address my OPT or ships, because in humor...that is not necessary... ^W^

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