Link is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lights a candle. He begins to eat when he hears a noise. He stands up with a huff.
"What do you mean, Big Brother? I am outside." Aryll calls from the window.
There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person that made the noise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turns and spots The Killer Bees around his table.
"Well, guys, it's a far cry Windfall, but what choice do we have?" Ivan asks.
"It's not home, but it'll do just fine." Jan adds.
"What a lovely bed." Jin bounces on Link's Bed.
Toon Link grabs one of the kids, but he escapes.
"Nice dodge, dude." Ivan smirks.
"I learn from the best!" Jin laughs.
Link finally grabs them and gives them a mean leer. Suddenly, he gets bumped from behind and he drops the Killer Bees.
He turns and sees Sue-Belle put pots on his table. Link takes them off.
"Where am I supposed to put them? The bed's taken." Sue-Belle replies.
Link marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain. Tingle is sitting in the bed. Tingle just looks at him.
"What?" Tingle simply replies.
Shrek now has Tingle by the collar and is dragging him to the front door.
He opens the front door to throw Tingle out and he sees that all the collected people are on his land.
Toon Link lets out a scream in annoyance. This echoes and everyone falls silent. Gasps are heard all around. 3 fairies hide inside a tent. Toon Link tries to push them all away, but this just makes more kids run inside the house. They shut the door on him. He turns to look at Aryll.
"Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them." Aryll responds.
"Oh, gosh, no one invited us." Makar says.
Link tilts his head.
"We were forced to come here." Makar adds.
Link now looks flabbergasted.
"Lord Demniss, he's the one who put us here. He huffed and he puffed and he...signed an eviction notice." Potova says.
Toon Link simply takes a heavy sigh.
"Uh. I don't know where he is. Does anyone know?" Joanna asks. Everyone looks around at each other but no one answers.
"Oh, I do. I know where he is." Aryll raises her hand high.
Toon Link tries to find someone else, but nobody else knows.
"Me! Me!" Aryll starts to hop up.
He continues to look as Aryll gets impatient.
"Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!" Aryll is now jumping high, waving both hands.
Link finally sighs, and grabs a poster of Demniss. He pulls out his sword and cuts it in half. There is a pause. Then the crowd goes wild.
Link points to Aryll and signals for her to follow him.
"All right, that's what I like to hear, Big Brother. Link and Aryll, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it!" Aryll cheers excitedly. She starts to sing again. "On the road again. Sing it with me, Brother. I can't wait to get on the road again!"
Link just gives her that glance again.
"No singing, got it. Can I whistle?" Aryll asks.
Link shakes his head.
"Can I hum it?" She asks.
Link finally decides to nod.
Aryll then begins to hum 'The Great Sea'.
Meanwhile, in a far off castle...
A masked man is torturing a bird-like girl. He's continually dunking her in a big barrel of water, like Water-Boarding. Lord Demniss walks in.
"That's enough. He's ready to talk." Demniss stops Byrne.
The Bird Girl is pulled out of the milk and slammed down onto a table. Demniss laughs as he walks over to the table. However when he reaches the table we see that it goes up to his eyes. He clears his throat and the table is lowered.
"My name is Medli. Help me, help me! I can't fly on my own, so I need to be thrown into the air and hit walls like a moron!" Demniss mocks Medli.
"You're a monster!" She replies.
"I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of those freakish children trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others?" Demniss demands answers.
"Eat me!" She spits into Demniss's eye.
"I've tried to be fair to you children. Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll..." He pulls out a knife and is about to cut off one of Medli's wings
"No, no, not the wings. Not my beautiful wings!"
"All right then. Who's hiding them?"
"Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know Beetle?"
"Beetle?"
"Beetle."
"Yes, I know Beetle, who sells items across the Great Seas?"
"Well, she's married to Beetle."
"Beetle?"
"Beetle!"
"She's married to Beetle..." Demniss ponders this as the door opens and the Head Guard walks in.
"My lord! We found it." A head guard announces.
"Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in."
More guards enter carrying someone fussing around in a bag. They open the bag and plop him in a chair. It is Salvatore.
"Ohhhh... huh?" Medli is confused to why they brought him here.
"Salvatore..." Demniss begins to say.
"Don't tell him anything!" Medli interrupts. Demniss picks her up and dumps her into a cage that doesn't let sound get out. "No!"
"Evening. Salvatore, tell me something straight. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?" Demniss asks
"Well, technically you're not a king." Salvatore replies.
"Uh, Byrne." Demniss turns to Byrne who holds up a doll form of Salvatore and smashes it with his fist. "You were saying?"
"W-What I mean is you're not a king yet. But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess." Salvatore explains, feeling a little nervous.
"Go on." Demniss now is interested.
Salvatore chuckles nervously. "So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes." Salvatore puts on a Game Show Host Costume.
"And here they are! Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from The Mushroom Kindgom. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her Kingdom or for Bowser's. Please welcome Princess Peach Toadstool!" Salvatore shows a picture of Peach.
"Bachelorette number two is a punk girl who refuses to be pushed around by anyone. She might be a rough, tough, girl on the outside, but on the inside, she has a caring Heart-Container! Come on. Give it up for Midna!" Salvatore shows a picture of Midna.
"And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a beautiful blonde from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Zelda!" Salvatore finally shows a picture of Princess Zelda.
"So will it be: bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three?" Salvatore asks
"Two! Two! Three! Three! Two! Two! Three!" The guards start to call off numbers.
"Three? One? Three?" And Demniss is having a hard decision to make.
"Three!" Byrne calls out "Pick number three, my lord!"
"Okay, okay, uh, number three!" Demniss calls out.
"Lord Demniss, you've chosen Princess Zelda." Salvatore exclaims.
Music starts playing and all of the Guards cheer.
"Princess Fiona. She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone who can go..." Demniss says to himself
"But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night." Salvatore isn't finished talking.
"I'll do it." Demniss continues to talk to himself.
"Yes, but after sunset..." Salvatore tries to tell him.
"Silence! I will make this Princess Zelda my queen, and DuLoc will finally have the perfect king! Captain, assemble your finest men. We're going to have a tournament." Demniss smiles evilly.