Private's Curse

Chapter 2

I don't own PoM Aims giant lazer at Viacom's headquarters but I will soon…

"Up and adam men!" Shouted skipper.

"Yessir" Kowalski said slurring his words.

"Uh huh…" Rico said while nodding.

Skipper looks around and sees he is gone.

"Hmmm Private isn't here must have fallen asleep at his post…I'll go wake him." Skipper said

Just as skipper was climbing out of the base the lemurs opened the door and came in.

"HELP!" Julien cried.

"Ringtails! What is it this time?" Skipper said annoyed.

"Me and my royal subjects were attacked by a FOSSA!" Julien said rather theatrically.

"It wasn't a fossa…but it was just as scary as one." Maurice said.

"Really scary." Mort stated while hiding behind Julien.

"Oh I'm sure it was…tell you what you guys hide in your exhibit for a few days, and we will call you when it's safe." Skipper said sarcastically.

"Why thank you silly pen- wait a second…" Julien said "You just want me to go away don't you?"

Skipper and Julien start fighting. As usual Maurice, Mort, Kowalski, and Rico just sat there and watched. Then the door creeks open and Private runs in covered in blood, sweat, and tears in his eyes. All the animals start freaking out.

"THAT BIRD'S GONE PYSCHO!" Maurice screamed. "Why is he covered in ketchup…?" Mort wondered "Let us be getting out of here!" Julien said as he ran for the ladder. The lemurs get out of there so fast it seems like they didn't even use the ladder.

"WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN!" Private cried trying to stop the lemurs.

"Ok then explain…" Skipper said as he closed the door behind Private. "Or deal with the consequences." Rico barfs up a flamethrower.

"Ok I'm going to try to explain this in the most noncraziest way possible…I was doing nightly recon last night and my stomach started to hurt"

"No doubt from eating to many peanut butter winkies and then sending you on a murderous rampage." Skipper interrupted.

"As I was saying…I felt a pain a pain in my stomach I limped over to bell to support my weight…then I noticed my eyes had changed color…and I was growing fur and claws!"

Skipper gets an angry look on his face. Rico does a Face-palm. Kowalski starts writing things on his clipboard.

"Ok Private this is what we are going to do…We are going to tie you up until we find out what is going on with you." Skipper said.

"But I'm telling the truth!" Cried Private.

"So did the boy who cried wolf." Mocked Skipper.

"THAT'S IT!" Private screamed. "That's what happen! Ok a few nights ago I was bitten by a dog, which means that dog must have been a werewolf, meaning I'm a werewolf too!" Private said with a look of happiness as he just figured out what happen.

"Ok that's it RICO BAG HIM!" Skipper commanded. Rico coughs up a brown burlap sack and swipes up Private and ties it up in string leaving a hole just big enough for him to breathe through.

"Ok now we just have to figure out how to fix him." Skipper said. "Who knows what he can do in his current state."

"I can hear you…." Private said from within the sack.

"Ok Kowalski any ideas?" Skipper asked ignoring Private.

"Hmm….I have three. One, we ask him if he remembers anything." Kowalski said as he was looking over his clipboard.

"I don't remember anything except turning into the wolf…" Private spoke up once again.

"Two, actually two is blank I did have something but I erased it." Kowalski said with his flipper behind his neck. "But I do have a three. Three, we stay up all night and humor him."

"What do you mean by humor him?" Private protested from the bag.

"I'll go with three." Skipper replied.

"THEE!" Rico said with a grin

A few hours later.

"Well its midnight…Private your time to prove your point is up." Skipper said with a yawn.

The sack says nothing.

"Maybe he fell asleep…" Kowalski said.

"Slepp" Rico said with a snore.

Skipper kicks sack. "WAKE UP!" Skipper yelled.

"AHHH!" Private screamed. "Oh…sorry Skip-rrrrrrrrrrr" Private voice suddenly turns into a growl.

"What was that…?" Kowalski asked sheepishly.

A claw suddenly rips the sack. Skipper is shocked and tries to walk backwards but falls over. Suddenly the sack is completely destroyed. In Private's place stands a wolf with jet black fur and red eyes.

"Skipper my recalculations say Private was right" Kowalski said with a gulp.

Skipper is too scared to respond to Kowalski. Rico coughs up a tranquilizer dart and a bamboo straw. Rico aims carefully and shoots. Private grabs it in mid air.

"Whoa…" Rico said impressed.

Skipper starts to crawl backwards with this shocked face that looks glued onto his face.

"Your attempts to stop me are pathetic."Private said with a new demonic voice.

The only thing Skipper can say is a little whimper. "ARGGHHH why can't I talk!" Skipper thought to himself. "I'm not afraid…I'm just shocked is all." Private suddenly leaps forward and lands in front of Skipper. Skipper yelps.

"Hehehe…" Private started laughing. "Oh Skipper...admit it your afraid." Private smiles showing his rows of teeth.

"We have to do something!" Kowalski whispered to Rico.

"wha?" Rico responded in the best whisper he could.

"I don't know you're the weapons expert!" Kowalski asked a little hysterical.

"Opt-ion?" Rico asked.

"I don't have any for a situation like this!" Kowalski said while gesturing to the scène unfolding in front of them.

Private's ears suddenly perk up. "Someone is coming…" Private moves away from skipper and sits in front of their door. Skipper just continues to sit there.

"How could I just sit there?" Skipper thought to himself. "I'm the fearless leader!"

Suddenly the door swings open. "Guys what is with all the noise!" Marlene said angrily as she stepped into the penguin HQ. "I'm trying to sleep!"

Private tackles Marlene.

"Ma-!" Skipper tried to yell out and help but he couldn't move. "What's wrong with me!"

"Well hello there." Private said with a little smirk.

"G-g-g-guys w-h-wh-whats this?" Marlene said scared out of her mind.

"If we told you, you wouldn't believe us." Kowalski tried to explain.

"I don't really care!" Marlene cried. "Just get it off me!"

"It? Now that's offensive. Don't you remember me?" Private said.

"No I don't and if you're one of Kowalski's mixed up inventions I swear ill!" Marlene tried to intimidate him.

Private leans in close to Marlene "Sshhhh" Private said in a whisper. "This will all be over soon." Private started to lick his lips, Marlene's eyes get wide.

"I have to do something!" Kowalski thought to himself. Kowalski hits Rico's stomach and a silver pendant pops out. "I guess this will work…" Kowalski throws the pendant at Privates head. He throws it to high and it hits the ceiling.

Private starts to laugh. "What was that?" Private asked.

"Yea what WAS that?" Marlene said.

"I don't know I…I…I panicked!" Kowalski managed to stammer out.

The chain falls onto Private's head. "OW…OW!" Private falls on the ground and starts trying to get the chain off. "ARGGHHH GET IT OFF ME!" Private said with pain in his voice.

Marlene gets up looking at the creature that just attacked her.

"Ok one question." Marlene said. "WHAT WAS THAT THING!"

As Marlene is asking this Private starts to transform back into a penguin.

"Just look behind you…" Kowalski said.

Marlene looks behind her and sees Private sprawled out on the floor. "See look it's the penguin that attacked me!..wait…" Marlene does a double take. "Do not, tell me what I think you're about to tell me…"

"That's right Marlene, Private is a…I don't know what." Kowalski said trying his best to explain.

"Private is a wolf…plain and simple." Skipper said finally snapping out of his daze.

"wha?" Rico said

Kowalski starts writing furiously on his clipboard. "Skipper even with using all the logic in the world that doesn't even make sense…"

"Ok well, on that note I'm going back to my exhibit, and try to convince myself this was all a nightmare." Marlene said nervously.

Sorry this chapter took so long to come out with school/ writers block it was hard.

Then I got inspiration and pretty much wrote this chapter in 5 minute…where was that a week ago -_-.

And yes this one is way different from the original chapter 3, but I like it.

Also just to make this clear, when private is a wolf he completely changes in actions AND personality, this will become more evident later in the story.