(Percy and Annabeth walk onto Olympus.)
Percy: Whoa, Annabeth, was it like this when you were younger?
Annabeth: Heck no! I'm way younger than that!
Percy: Whatever you say….
(Walk into the throne room)
Percy: WAIT! I think Annabeth is older than you guys!
Zeus: Yeah, we do too.
Annabeth: Hey! Shut up, Sean! I mean, Zeus! I'm like…. 3 MONTHS YOUNGER THAN YOU!
Athena: That's like two hundred years older than me! How are you my daughter?
Ares: You're the goddess of wisdom! You should know!
Hermes: Wait, how are you her daughter?
Demeter: That means you're immortal!
Percy: What the heck Annabeth! You didn't tell me!
Annabeth: PERCY! JUST TELL THEM!
*long awkward pause*
Percy: The sky….. Is blue.
Zeus: REALLY? *nonsarcastically*
Percy: Really.
Apollo: Tell us more of your knowledge!
Percy: Well, the sun….
Apollo: Yeah?
Percy: Is bright!
All the gods: OHMY!
Annabeth: WHAT THE F***!
Zeus: Do not disrespect the gods in that manner! …..Can I hit her with the master bolt, Percy?
Percy: Sure! Here!
!
Everyone on earth: SHE'S FINALLY DEAD!
Athena: *whisper* She can't be dead….
Everyone: WHY!
Athena: She's immortal.
Persephone: CAN I KILL HER WITH MY FLOWER POWER?
All the gods+Percy: Please.