Chapter 2: Chapter 1 or 2, ah stuff it.
"OK, there we did it, now can we go free?" Falco said hopefully.
He started to go beet red of embarassment and anger as he saw everyone present laughing their own heads off. Even ROB was uttering a monotone, "Ha. Ha. Ha.
Ha. Ha."
Falco then proceeded to walk out, but ending up hitting the forcefield. Everyone laughed even harder at this.
"Oh come off it! I kissed Katt now, can I just walk free! Can you please stop laughing NOW!" Falco pulled out his blaster and shot at the forcefield. It had as much effect as a feather trying to dent an Arwing.
Slippy was close to falling off the sofa now, with all the hysterical laughter. "Sorry Falco, it has to last for more than five seconds."
"What! Oh fine..." Falco seized Katt's tail, pulled her towards him, and kissed her.
5.257 seconds later...
"Ok, we're done, now can you get us the heck out of here!" Falco was nearly screaming in anger, and embarassment.
"Oh yeah, you have to kiss her... Ha ha ha!... you have to kiss her... you have to kiss her for more than 10 seconds. Ha hahahahaha!"
"10-WHAT! You're making me humiliate myself for the last 35.754 seconds and now you say that! I'm gonna kill you until you are dead, butthead!
Falco then considered his choices.
Greetings, you have just reached the How-to-get-yourself-out-of-entrapping-mistletoe-and-humiliation hotline. Our experts show the following choices.
a) Kiss her for 10 seconds and be done with it.
b) Be trapped 'till you die.
c) Wait after the team has calmed down, then kiss her (ideal for extended laughs)
d) Do stand-up and while the team is distracted, kiss her.
e) Buy those good-looking pants you saw yesterday (recommended)
"Oh fine, but just..." Before Falco could finish, Katt kissed him. He deepened the kiss, and he found that this was humiliating. No, amazing!
Humiliating.
Amazing!
Both!
10.45897135469821348765278143854771... well anyway... seconds later.
They pulled away.
"That was..." He started...
"Amazing..." She finished.
"Wait a minute..." Falco extended his arm to the force-field.
"Good." He looked around. Everyone was on stand-still. Slippy was missing.
"SLIPPY!" Falco bellowed. He started running right a wall and crashed into it. Getting to his feet again, ignoring the team's laughter hysteria, he ran for the door.
"Get your ass over here motherf-
END CHAPTER 1 (or 2)
R&R! I've got the next kiss down, but you decide who's next! But no same-gender kisses. That's just sick and wrong. And don't say Fox/Krystal. Too obvious.
Bye!