"Master, it's because people are smarter here." Gir said. "Is that what happened when you first went here?" Zim asked. "I don't know." Gir said.
"Gir, I want to go back to our normal universe on Earth, not this filthy area!" Zim yelled. "We can ask those people over there." Gir said. "We do not ask the humans Gir!" Zim yelled. Then Gir pointed to a bird. "Maybe that bird might know." Gir said.
"Birds? Really Gir? Wait a minute. Dib and his scary sister are also here." Zim said. Then he had an idea. "Alright. Let's keep those filthy humans here and we go back to our normal universe. Once we're back, we will take over the Earth without those two morons in my way!" Zim laughed evilly. "Let's get to work Gir."
"Okay." Gir said. "First we need to find out where we are." Zim said. Gir was silent for fifteen minutes. Zim saw that Gir wasn't doing anything. He was getting impatient with Gir and started tapping his foot.
"Come on Gir, we don't have all day. Let's go!" Zim yelled. "Okay Master." Gir said. Zim crossed his arms.
Meanwhile, Dib was in jail for kidnapping a infant. Gaz went back to her house. She didn't care what happened to Dib.
Zim saw what happened on the news and smiled. "Now I can take over the world!" Zim laughed. "I mean, I love Earth!"
Gir grabbed Zim's ray gun. "Gir, what are you doing?" Zim asked. "Here you go." Gir said, but instead of giving it to Zim, he put it in an ice cream bowl.
Zim facepalmed. "Great! Now I need to clean that up." he said. Gir started eating the ice cream with ray gun as a spoon. "Gir, what are you doing?" Zim asked. "I'm eating ice cream. Mmmm." Gir said. "It's not a spoon Gir. It's a weapon." Zim explained. "It's a spoon. What else could it be?" Gir asked.
Zim sighed. "Fine. Play with it. I've got other weapons." Zim said and he walked away. Five minutes later, Zim sat down on the couch and watched Gir eating with the gun. "Can I have my weapon back?" Zim asked. "Okay. I like ice cream." Gir said. He gave Zim the weapon back, but it was covered in ice cream.
Zim touched the ice cream and tried to lick it off, but got affected by it. He screamed and fell down. Then he got up. "Gir, clean this weapon up NOW!" Zim screamed. "Okay." Gir said with a sad look on his face. "Thank you Gir." Zim said.
Gir got a broom and started cleaning the floor the wrong way.
Zim growled. "Gir! What are you doing!? You're doing it wrong!" Zim yelled. "No. I'm doing it right." Gir said. "YOU'RE LYING!" Zim screamed on the top of his lung. "Gir!"
"Or does it go like this?" Gir asked. He broke the mop in half and used both sticks to make a bigger mess. "No! Damn it Gir." Zim said. He rabbed the mop from Gir and started cleaning the mess himself. Unlike Gir, he was doing it the correct way. "I need to teach you how to clean when I'm not around or not in the mood."
Then Gir saw a small floating purple moose. The little moose got a bucket of water for Zim and cleaned up. It knew how to clean.
"Okay. I think this place looks better now." Zim said. The little moose squeaked. At first, Zim didn't know where that came from. He thought it was Gir. "What?" Zim asked. The moose squeaked again. "Gir, what are you saying?" Zim asked to the robot.
Gir shrugged. "What are you trying to say?" Zim asked, still thinking that was from Gir. The small purple moose went over to Zim and squeaked. Zim saw that it was Minimoose.
"Oh! Minimoose!" Zim yelled and smiled at the moose. "Sorry about that. I was losing my mind." Minimoose squeaked at Zim. "Hi Minimoose." Zim greeted. "Nyah." the moose said.
"Yes! Mousey!" Gir yelled. "No Gir. It's not a mouse, it's a moose." Zim corrected. Minimoose squeaked. That's right Minimoose. Now like I said, if I was capable of love, I might actually love you." Zim smiled at the moose, making Gir a little jealous. He waved his arms.
"Come on Gir and Minimoose. We need to tell the tallest my plan. Wait, what is my plan?" Zim asked. Minimoose squeaked. "Alright Master." Gir said. "My plan. I can't remember." Zim said.
While Zim was trying to find out what his plan was, Gaz went to her house, sat on the couch, and played her purple Game Slave 2. Professor Membrane walked over. "Hello Gaz." he said. "Hi Dad." Gaz said, without looking at him. Professor Membrane looked around. "Where's your brother?" he asked.
"He's at the jail or something." Gaz said. Professor Membrane stared at Gaz and laughed. "That's a good one Gaz." Professor Membrane said and he walked away. Gaz went back to her game. Dib was in the jail next to a guy who eats people's heads. Dib was doomed.
Zim was trying to remember his plan. "Let's see. Dib is arrested so I can take over." he said. Minimoose squeaked. "Yay!" Gir yelled.
He and the moose ran around Zim. Zim turned the TV on. On the TV, Dib was in the jail, crying. "Gir, what are you doing?" Zim asked. Minimoose squeaked and showed Zim the TV. "The Dib-stink!" Zim yelled. After he watched Dib crying in the prison, Zim turned it off and went to his secret base.
"Come on Gir. I don't have time for this. Minimoose, you too." Zim called out. Minimoose squeaked. They met Zim in the lab. "Are you kidding me!?" Zim yelled. Minimoose squeaked. "I forgot what my evil plan was. Oh well. Let's think of something else." Zim said.
To Be Continued.