Author's Note: This chapter is so short And I was in Canada for most of last week, so I didn't have time to fix it or write a new chapter for my other Detah Note fan fic, so I'm putting up this one instead ^.^' BUT!, good news (if ya like my writing, that is), there's the slight possibility that I might be able to update more from now until the end of summer, because I've been busy most of the summer until now. So yays, I might actully start putting things up on time! ^.^

And, no, I still don't own anything, really, except the words. Well, not really, but the order the words are in. Kinda. Sorta. In a way. Lol, jk ^.^ (rhymes ^.^)

"THEY WHAT!" Mello screamed.

"Well, they're very close," one of the twins' guests replied.

"Maaaaaaaatt, just because the twins act like that doesn't mean that we have to just to impress their costumers, right?" Mello whined.

"Aww, Mello, you're so cute when you whine," Matt said, tilting Mello's chin to face him. Mello's eyes went so wide that it looked like they would pop out of his head.

"What….the….hell….DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" Mello screamed, though he secretly loved when Matt touched him, especially his face. Mello had feelings for Matt that went beyond your average friendship, but Mello was still trying to sort those feelings out, and he didn't like having his decision between liking males or females rushed.

Matt leaned in close to him, whispering in his ear, "please Mels, just play along. The girls love it." His breath….it's so warm….SNAP OUT OF IT MELLO! Just give yourself a moment to think….are those feeling towards Matt real….Doesn't matter, might as well just play along with it.

All of a sudden, there were loud footsteps, and a girl screamed. It was obvious who.

"No, Motchi, I'm having fun here!" Misa yelled.

"As your manager, I must escort you back to the Death Note anime/manga world," Mogi said.

"She's fine with us. Why don't you go back and protect Motsuda, though, you know he'll get himself in trouble," L offered. Mogi thought about this for a while, before walking out of the room with a sense of purpose.

"So, everybody, Host Club is over for the day! See you all next week!" Haruhi said, making a point of looking at the clock.

Once all the guests had left, L, Light, Near, Mr. Rester, Haruhi and Matt and Mello had a meeting.

"I'm sorry guys, but you have to get more into your character," Haruhi said. "Near, no more evil glares at the girls. Try to act cuter. And, go eat some cake, or something. L, you have to be more romantic. And try to sit up straight. And call Light Mommy." Light had to cut in here.

"Hey hey hey, I NEVER agreed to THAT!"

"Well, sorry, it goes with your characters," Haruhi explained.

"But I don't want people to think I'm, ya know, gay."

Haruhi looked surprised by this. "You're not?"

"OF COURSE NOT! Why would you think I would be?"

"Well, I mean, your last name is 'I'm a gay' backwards…."

"Oh, and you look like a girl!" He yelled back.

"Haruhi, I sympathize with you. You look very manly. I know what it's like to be called a girl when you're so obviously not," Mello said.

"Oh, um, I am a girl, I just dress up like a boy," Haruhi explained. This caused a laugh to erupt from Matt.

"It's okay, Mels, so long as you'll be my girl."

"MATT! I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO ONLY DO THAT TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS!"

"Yeah, well, we don't want to accidentally forget, so I think we should make it a habit," Matt suggested with a smirk.

"Matt, you clumsy dumbass! If you didn't have such a bad memory then I wouldn't have to do this!" Mello was, as usual, secretly happy about this, otherwise he would never do it.

"Okay, good you two. And Light, you're going to have to take us on a field trip, making up some excuse about it being for the money, or something," Haruhi added, quite happy that Mello and Matt were more willing to get slightly into their characters.

"And you don't expect me to pay for it, right?"

"Well, I guess that you guys will have to move into your characters' houses while you're here….So, I guess that they'll become your family….So, you're filthy rich now, Light."

L chuckled. "I heard rumors that the twins don't even own two separate beds, because they end up in the same one anyways."

Mello looked like he was going to kill someone.

"Calm down, Mels, I'm sure we can buy another one with our new money."

"Ahaha, but you guys said that you wanted to act like the twins," L said, still laughing.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Mello screamed.

"Calm down, Mels, I said I would buy you a separate bed, so I'm gonna buy you a separate bed." Matt's words made Mello feel a little better. A little.

Author's Note #2: Told you it was short. And I have a major headache right now, so I'm going to sleep even though it's fairly early. So please review ^.^ I was so happy when I came back from Canada, turned my computer on, and saw that I had a bunch of emails saying I had gotten reviews ^.^ It made my day, and I hadn't had the best day ever (I had to sit between two buff guys I didn't know because the plane was too full for me to sit near my sister or gandma, and I had to wake up at six, and I had to sit in a car with my father, who picked us up from the airport, and I think I'm sick again, and now I'm just complaining. Sorry ).

So, anywho, please review so that I can improve ^.^