Designation 002: Flash
Central City
August 29, 2013
Wally was starving. And the worst part of being in town, doing hero business and going down on Mr. Freeze, was not having his wallet.
Because wallet meant cash, and cash meant delicious Mr. Peppy's mouth-watering 5-cheese, meat-bananza pizza. He could down a whole pizza, no- 3 whole pizzas by himself.
"Hey! Do you have any cash on ya that I can borrow?" Wally shouted over to the struggling villain as he dodged another beam from the freeze gun.
"You know, legal cash, if you have any on you? Do you even have a job? You know, other than being a full time evil popsicle. I gotta tell you man, it doesn't seem to have any benefits rolling in any time soon. And you're not exactly rolling in cash, maybe it's time to look elsewhere. Like opening an ice cream parlo-" He babbled, easily irritating the pale avenger as he edged closer and closer with each circle around the villain.
"Do you ever shut up?!" Mr. Freeze shouted, attempting to will away the headache that threatened his brain, half from straining to spot the speedster, and the other half from the babbling idiot.
"Only if something's in my mouth!" Laughing he sped forward, landing a solid punch.
Freeze flew back with a crash, twitching but otherwise down for the count.
"KO! AND NO HOMO!" He shouted, his arms in the air, "And now, I gotta run. I'm starving!"
He saluted the local population with a grin, taking off just as the proper authorities moved in.
"LUCY I'M HOME!" The door nearly flew off the hinges, slamming roughly against the wall.
"Who is this Lucy? Should I be worried?" An accented voice sang from the kitchen.
Wally sped into the kitchen, catching the owner in a tight hold.
"It's an American saying, babe. You know you're the only one for me~" Wally teased, rubbing his cheek against hers as he took in a deep breath.
"! I LOVE YOU!" He declared, quite loudly, frightening the woman as she was tossed and flipped in the air.
"W-WALLY!" Kagome shrieked, safely landing in the speedster's arms.
"IloveyouloveyousomuchbabeKagomeyoushouldjustmarry me," he continued on, taking in deeper breaths. Filling the kitchen was the scent of home-made pizza. He could even catch a peak through the window of the oven. And thank the gods, it was a large pizza, nearly touching the walls of the oven. This woman.
Without dropping her legs, he pulled her closer into a passionate kiss. Without a beat she melted into his arms, responding deliciously. He could feel her knees quake in his arms and felt himself feel a bit weak as well. Her soft lips molded perfectly onto his.
How did he get so lucky catching a dame like Kagome?
Ding!
And with a blink of the eye Kagome found herself sitting on the couch, her lips still distinctly tingling from the contact.
Blink. Plates and bottles of water appeared with their fold-out, low table.
Blink. The pizza appeared before her with bread sticks and salad. Slices were already on her plate and in her boyfriend's hands, one on each hand.
His hands were suspiciously glowing slightly pink. The goofball had probably grabbed the pizza directly from the oven.
Blink. Wally appeared, his eyes rolling back as he took bites from both pizza slices.
He was in heaven, there was no doubt. And Kagome was his goddess, raining him with love and pizza.
"Hehehahaha!"
Kagome's laughter broke his trance. Shoulders rolling in mirth, Kagome didn't both covering her mouth as she clenched on her sides laughing.
"O-Oh W-Wally, you're so cute!" Kagome bubbled in happiness, slipping to Japanese. A cheesy grin sent her into another fit of laughter.
"Have I told you I love you lately?"
"Yes, I love you too Wally West," Kagome reached over with a finger and tapped both of his hands, both of with turning back to a peach tone within a second of her touch.
Now, Wally could enjoy his meal without the uncomfortable burn.
'Silly man,' she thought fondly with a smile.
"Well I'm going to tell you one more time. I love you Kagome Higurashi, soon to be Kagome West."