Still own nothing...this drabble is kinda random & I still have absolutely no control over verb tense changes...sorry. Unbeta'd as always.
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Aaron Hotchner stared out through his office blinds while his visitor sat on the couch and chewed on a a nail while throwing him worried glances.
The the agents in BAU bullpen supposed to be steadily working. All the teams at home for the first time in months. Morgan was teasing Reid about who knows what while Penelope defended him and Prentiss laughed out loud. Rossi was shaking his head at whatever was being said and JJ looked at them as if they were all insane.
"Reid?"
"Yes."
"Spencer Reid."
"Yes, Aaron. Dr Spencer Mathias Reid."
The BAU Chief made a slight noise of disbelief while continuing to stare at the teasing going on in the bullpen. He looks over to his younger brother and back to the bullpen...twice.
"Is he even gay?"
"Aaron!"
"Sean!"
"I tell you I'm gay and it doesn't even phase you, freakin' Spence always has to be right, but you find out I'm dating Reid and you ask if he's gay?"
"I am being serious. He may not speak of it but I know he had a thing with a Hollywood starlet. Like a serious thing."
"I don't think I've ever heard you speak that way."
"Gossip."
"Start a sentence with like."
The elder Hotchner brother turns to give his brother a dirty look. Sean just smiles his golden smile at his big brother.
"Sean. I am trying to be serious."
The blonde haired man drops his face into his hands and groans. Aaron can hear a something similar to are you ever not being mumbled.
"I know about Lila Archer," Sean states in a rather pissy voice. "We've met."
Aaron plops down beside his brother, "Oh really."
"Apparently she had a key."
With a rather surprised look upon Aaron's face he replies, "To Reid's apartment?"
"Yes."
"Wow. They were more serious than I thought." Aaron looks at his younger brother he seems to be pouting now that the subject of Lila had been raised. Sean glares at his brother who appears to be laughing at him and remembers the meeting with the lovely Miss Archer.
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Spencer and Sean had just had a very wet and dirty shower...which had been preceded by dirty up against a wall, haven't seen you in three weeks, oh my God let me have at you sex. After finally being temporarily sated the two men showered and then parted ways. Sean to the bedroom and Spencer to the kitchen to go after the tray of finger foods that he knew would be in the kitchen.
Sean had just stepped in the hall looking for his bag after stealing a pair of Spencer's boxers and had to stopped to leer at his towel clad boyfriend when she stormed the apartment.
Spencer was almost at the kitchen dressed in only a towel...a very small towel. When suddenly the door bursts open and the thin man automatically reached for his revolver that of course was not on his thip. Before Spencer knew it a blonde hurricane has her legs wrapped around him, her tongue down his throat and the towel off his hips. Sean stood in shock as his boyfriend was mauled. Eventually he was allowed to breath and attempted to remove the woman from his body.
She wasn't having it.
Spencer kept trying to shimmy away from her and the blonde dynamo kept telling him to stop teasing her and that she had news she wanted to celebrate.
When Sean cleared his throat Spencer had just managed to remove the blonde's legs from his hips and set her feet on the floor. The blonde jumped and turned at the throat clearing and Spencer wrapped this towels back around his hips.
"Hi."
"Oh, Hello," the blonde strode towards Sean with her hand held out, "I'm Lila Archer Spencer's off and on sorta but not really girlfriend."
"Sean Hotchner...mmm the boyfriend."
The blonde blushed and turned to the man standing in a towel, "Spencer! Why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend. We talked a couple days ago you could have told me. I'm so embarrassed. I practically raped you in front of your guy!"
"Ummm, could we have this conversation after I put on some clothes."
Sean raised an eyebrow at the man, "Why dress? Apparently we've both seen everything you got."
Lila giggled, "I like you!"
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Aaron laughed at his brothers retelling of the story. Lila had apologized for jumping Spencer and had taken them both out to lunch to celebrate her Golden Globe nomination for her first movie. The elder Hotchner was surprised to learn that the resident genius and Ms. Archer had a friends with benefits arrangement and had hooked up several times over the years. Spencer had explained to Sean that he hadn't slept with Lila since he and Sean had decided to be more than just occasional lovers.
"So you never knew that they were friends."
"NO! I mean how does a guy not brag about something like having a booty-call with a hot actress!"
"It's Reid."
"Arrrghh. I know."
"You really like Reid don't you."
The younger Hotchner has his face down in his hands while sitting on the couch. He mumbles something his brother can't quite make out...or believe so he asks him to say it again and really studies his brothers body language.
Sean looks up and out the blinds to man holding court with magic tricks now, "I think I love him."
"I think you do too."
"God why me."
Hotch laughs and asks his younger brother why did this all come up now, "After all, I figured out you were probably gay when you stole Cousin Molly's Ken doll and I found you marrying him off to your GI Joe later at home." Sean looks gobsmacked at his brother. He didn't think anyone knew about Mr. and Mr. Joe
"It's all your fault"
"How is your coming out my fault."
"Because you're a damn breeder that's why!"
"Jack? Your adored nephew Jack. What does my child have to with this?"
Hotch is opening the door to his office to step into the bullpen to take his brother and Penelope to lunch...which was why he was here in the first place and is waiting for his brother to answer.
"Jack told Spencer he was pretty and girly."
The agents in the bullpen look up in surprise to see the BAU Unit Chief laughing without reservation, "I told you...children repeat things. Bring your boyfriend to lunch with us I can't wait to see Penny's reaction to your relationship. She'll probably give you the you hurt my baby genius I'll eradicate your existence."
Sean looks a little apprehensive about lunch with his brothers girlfriend now. "You'll protect me won't you Big Brother?"
"If she asks I will be required to provide shovel services."
"Shovel? Aaron your my brother!"