Angsting with Akito
This chapter is a bit shorter then Yuki's but it's the chapter that makes this story rated T. enjoy... I NEED IDEAS FOR THIS FANFIC PLEASE.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket or anything else mentioned.
Chapter 2: Kyo
Akito stepped onto the stage once again to the many claps and cheers of her studio audience. Today she wore a black skirt with a small dying flower (so Akito) and a black shirt.
"Hello and welcome to another episode of Angsting with Akito" She said smiling. "Today's episode is focused solely on Kyo, our stupid cat!" Akito finished as a spotlight turned on and pointed to Kyo, who was chained to his chair. Akito's previous experience with rope had not gone too well.
"Where the hell am I?" Kyo yelled as he fought against the chains.
"Why stupid cat you are on…" Akito began.
"Angsting… with… AKITO!" the studio audience filled in. Kyo sweat dropped, where the hell had those people come from?
"Ok now, stupid cat, please explain how I have tortured you in the past." Akito instructed. Kyo pulled out one of those cans that have the nozzle that spurt out the blue flame and put on a welding mask.
"Explain it yourself I'm leaving." He said as he turned on the can thing and starting melting through his chains. Akito sighed on turned to face the camera.
"I'm sorry but we will need to insert a rather long commercial break." She turned from the camera and took the can from Kyo, turning it on and pointing it at him.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Hatori stood in front of a lavender background with his normal indifferent facial expression. On the bottom of the screen a little text bar appeared that read:
Doctor Hatori Sohma – Doctor of Psycho People
Hatori walked down a hallway (painted lavender) and let the camera follow him, still not uttering a word. He stopped at a maroon door where absolute silence was heard on the other side.
"Hello, I'm Hatori Sohma. I am a Doctor of Psycho People. The current line of study for my profession is what happens when Stupid Cats are stuck in a room with only porn tapes."
Hatori opened the door after finishing the sentence and walked into the pale room with another man in the room. There was a TV and a VCR player with some random tapes on the table next to the TV. He grabbed one tape and put it in the VCR, pressing play as he did so.
The TV turned on and the camera zoomed into the TV screen.
"Kyo look at this picture… what do you see?" Hatori asked while showing Kyo a card with an ink blob on it.
"Porn!" Kyo smiled and Hatori sweat dropped. Hatori put the first ink blob card down and picked up a new one.
"This?" he asked.
"Porn" Kyo said, still smiling.
Hatori sighed and lead Kyo across the room to a different psychological section thing and they sat down in two identical chairs. "Ok Kyo, tell me the first words that comes to mind upon hearing the word I say." Kyo nodded, showing he understood.
"Chicken." Hatori said.
"Porn." Kyo replied.
"Duck." Hatori tried again.
"Porn." Kyo replied again.
"Porn." Hatori tried.
"chicken" Kyo said smiling.
Hatori shut off the TV. "As you can see this is a serious condition. So please send up money." He said.
END BREAK
"Sorry it took so long folks." Akito said apologetically. Kyo was still chained to the chair beside her. There were burn marks all over him. "Kyo here agreed to tell his history, so let's listen shall we?"
The camera focused more on Kyo, who was still trying to melt his chains. "Ok well, my mom killed herself because I let her meet Momiji and everyone blamed me because I'm a sexy kitty cat. So I took off my beads to scare the crap out of them and Akito yelled at me. So she locked me in the room next to Yuki and Momiji and made me watch porn." Kyo paused and thought.
"Yes Kyo?" Akito asked. The studio audience joined her in watching Kyo think. It was an interesting sight. The more Kyo thought the redder his face became. By the time his face finished being red it became blue and then purple. When the purple stage ended steam came out of his ears.
"THOSE TAPES WERE HORRIBLE!" Kyo suddenly exploded, breaking his chains and grabbing poor Akito by the arms and dragged her off. The screen went blank as Akito screamed: "CUT!"
Epilogue
Akito was tied to a chair in a dark room. She tried moving but couldn't. A figure, shrouded by darkness, stood beside the TV in front of her. In that figure's hand was a tape that said "Barney. All 1,213,476,780 hours of it." Akito screamed as the figure put the tape in the player and hit play.
As the opening credits came on a noise was heard from beside Akito. She turned and came face to face with Momiji.
"Won't this be fun Akito?" Momiji asked.
Kyo laughed as Akito's fear scream was heard. Oh how he loved revenge.
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