You're so vain…
She couldn't believe Humphrey. How dare he call her vain? Clearly he didn't know about the various charities she donated to. She even went and volunteered at the Salvation Army. And Lord knows it took her forever to find that place.
She didn't know why she was so upset about Humphrey's assessment of her. Who did he think he was? You didn't talk like that to Blair Waldorf. At least not to her face!
But she had to admit Humphrey was right in a way. She knew she was vain. Why, she checked her compact mirror every ten minutes. She didn't step outside the door without carefully choosing her outfit. But that's what it took for Blair to be Blair.
She needed to relax a little. She looked at herself in the mirror. She was wearing a plain white tee and a pair of 7 for all Mankind jeans and a diamond headband. This was as casual as she could allow herself to be. Maybe she'd go see Humphrey and see what he thought?