Me: Well it seems HushedSilence is my only reviewer…. And she's my cousin…. And she's probably the only one to read this….
Kyoya: Well this story is boring.
Me: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE BEING SWEET WHEN YOU WANTED TO!
Kyoya: Don't want to.
Me: (Bites off Kyoya cookies leg) OH! And I have to thank XxAna-Christ-342xX for giving me this Kyoya cookie! It comes in handy when I'm trying to write my story!
Honey: Nee-Chan doesn't own OHSHC!1!123!i!iii_
It was just another normal day for the host club. Tamaki was sulking in his corner because Haruhi refused to do something in which no one knew, the Hitachiin twins were too close for comfort while their clients pretty much fainted, Kyoya was pushing his clients in an unnoticeable way to buy the new Haruhi picture book, and Mori and Honey were enjoying cake with their clients.
"Today is so boring Hikaru!"Kaoru asked his twin flaming haired brother. Hikaru nodded but then darted his head towards the door. "Did you see that Kaoru?" "See what?" The younger twin said in an uninterested way. "Never mind." Hikaru answered.
"Takashi! Isn't this cake delicious?" Honey asked as he took a giant bight from his cake. "Ya" Mori replied taking a tiny bite of his cake before his plate had somehow disappeared. He looked around and saw a girl holding his plate and eating the cake right next to him. "I agree Mabui-San (Mr. Cute) this cake is delicious!" Mori and Honey stared at the girl for about a minute. In one split second she was next to Honey. "Now Mabui-San don't tell me you've forgotten who I am now have you? HAVE YOU!" she started crying, as Takashi stared with wide eyes at the girl, he obviously knew exactly who she was. Honey didn't, "Who are you? And why do you call me Mabui-San only my Nee-Chan calls me that and she's in a secret ninja village."
Takashi threw a face palm and the girl stopped crying. "BINGO! I'm back!" she said as she bear hugged her little brother. Honey still looked confused. "Honey-Senpai! You never told us you had a sister! What's your name?" "How old are you" "Are you really a ninja!" Honey's clients were spitting out questions. Mori turned to the girls noticing that his cousin would ignore them. "She's Della Honinozuka, the eldest of the children." Della let Honey go. "And thus, I must follow family rules!" She said as she threw a kick at her brother, who was still in shock that she was back. Honey quickly dodged it and jumped into the air ready to attack her with his kunai knives when she appeared behind him. "Too slow!" Della said as she kicked him to the ground. Mori pointed to Della and said, "Winner, Della."
Honey had gotten off the ground now looking at the crowd that had formed. "What a quick fight!" Kaoru said. "But wait! I thought Honey was the strongest in the family!" Hikaru said appearing next to his brother from the crowd. "NEE-CHAN!" Honey screamed as he hug attacked Della. "You finally realize it!" She said as she hugged her brother back. "So wait, Honey-Senpai has a sister?" Haruhi said cutting through the crowd of girls that had seemed to increase. "Why yes. You see, she was born to a secret ninja village of a different mother from Honeys. It's a rather long story." Kyoya said, reading from his black book.
Tamaki approached Della after the hug broke apart. He took her hand in his and said, "Welcome to Ouran Academy! I'm Tamaki, the king of the Host Club." He kissed her hand right before she swiftly tossed him behind her. "Nee-Chan doesn't like to be touched by people she doesn't know or like." Honey said. This made Tamaki crawl over to his corner and sulk.
"Taira-San! (Mr. Calm) I missed you!" Della said as she hugged the six foot boy. "I missed you too." Mori said as he hugged her back. "Ok then! So this is the host club! Then that's Haruhi there," she said as she pointed to Haruhi. "And Kyoya and the Hitachiin twins Hikaru and Kaoru!" They all looked shocked, except for Kyoya of course. "How did you know our names?" The twins said in unison. "Nee-Chan's a ninja. She knows everything!" Honey said jumping into the air. "Plus I sent pictures! Now lets have some cake Nee-Chan!" Honey and his sister skipped to the table and started talking. Mori followed not too far behind. "Kyoya-Senpai, you wouldn't happen to be a ninja would you?" Haruhi said. "No. I just know everything." He replied guiding his guest back to his table._
Me: So review please! It came out shorter then I had thought. Or maybe it's just me!
Kyoya: No it's short.
Me. I'm starting to doubt you even had a sweet side, Iyashii-Kun! (Mean Boy)
Hikaru&Kaoru: He's the shadow king, of course he he's mean!
Kyoya: *sends the twins the death glare*I said I only bring out my sweet side if I want to.
Haruhi: Then you must never want to. Tamaki get out of the corner!
Tamaki: *Slowly walks over* Haruhi you like Daddy right?
Haruhi: Della cut it off here please!
Tamaki: But wait I never got my answer!
Me: You guys make me look crazy! Anyway see ya!
Honey: Review and you shall receive cake Nee-Chan made!