Period Two: Tech is awesome! I think.
Ding. The bell rang. What else goes 'Ding.'?
Everyone went to his or her next class. And Ness and Lucas' was Tech.
"Sigh, Tech is boring…" said a student in front of them.
"What are you talking about!? Tech is Awesome! …I think." retorted Lucas.
"You're behind everyone in the class!" said Ness angrily to Lucas as he and the other psychic walked into the Tech room.
Victor and Quinn walked up to the door a few seconds after Lucas and Ness.
Quinn opened up his black jacket, revealing 7 red ribbons, which he had gained through good behavior.
"What the- how'd you get those? I don't even have one!" Victor said angrily.
"Well, I guess I just have a talent…" said Quinn as he collected his 8th one for not loitering, which was what he was doing. How ironic.
They walked in, Victor muttering to himself jealously.
A shadowy figure followed behind them, carrying an AK-47.
Five minutes later...
"Right, so is this the buffer, or is this the sandblaster?" inquired Lucas, pointing to a device with two white pieces of hard fiber at the end.
"Lucas, we've been in Tech for weeks, that's the freaking buffer!" said Ness angrily, cutting a board of wood in two.
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"Oh."
Lucas turned on the… 'buffer.'
The shadowy figure pulled the safety pin on his gun, and aimed at Lucas' head. Oh-noes.
Lucas dropped his clipboard that he was buffing, so he bent down to pick it up.
Pit fired his gun right as Lucas bent down to get his board.
"Damnit!" Cursed Pit.
Lucas gave a muffled reply: "Hey, watch your mouth, the principal will give you an automatic D-hall for that language!"
"D-hall this!" Pit ran towards Lucas, who moved out of the way, and forgot to turn off the buffer. Lucas had been in between the buffer and Pit, and Pit ran toward Lucas, so, in other words, Pit ran right into the buffer!
"AIIIIEEEE!" screamed Pit as he had a slow but eventual death from the serious burns.
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"And that's why you should always have life insurance!" said Lucas, who was naïve that Pit tried to kill him.
"Which you can buy at a Wal-Mart near you!" said Random Person.
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"Hey, Lucas, Random Person, what are you two doing over next to the buffer! Morons, turn it off when you're done with it, stupid 7th graders!" Said Pikachu, walking over to the buffer to turn it off.
Pikachu saw Pit's body and gasped, "HOLY SH-"
"Watch your mouth!" screamed Lucas, offended. Everyone was staring at him. "Sorry, I don't like bad words…" everyone began to mock him for being 'different.'
"What th' heck happened?" asked Pikachu, who pointed at the dead body.
"Well… … … …I don't know!" said Lucas angrily.
Donkey Kong ran in with an RPG, and said, "We're taking over this school!"
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Everyone went back to what they were doing.
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"I'll kill myself if you don't give me your money!" D.K. said, holding a knife, threateningly…to his own throat.
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"I'm not lying I'll actually kill myself!" He got the knife in a stabbing position.
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D.K. killed himself. Brilliant.
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Everyone shrugged and went back to what they were doing.
Then Diddy ran in, with 20 different blades, and two pistols, and said,
"Heheheheheheeeehhhh, you killed D.K., but I'm smarter!"
"Then what's two-times-two!?" Asked Lucas rapidly.
"4," Diddy said with a smug grin on his face.
"4x4?"
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"16," Diddy said with a smug grin on his face.
"16x16?"
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"42x42?"
"Wait, I didn't answer the last-"
"106x106?"
"But-"
"4,045x6?"
"Okay, that one's just hard," Said Diddy.
"4,567x123?"
"Okay, maybe I'm NOT smarter, but-"
"12345x837439!?" Asked Lucas with wide eyes. "No-one knows that one, do you?"
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"I can't take it anymore!" Screamed Diddy, who shot himself with a pistol in the head.
"NOW I know what going on, the masochist carnival is visiting today!" Said Lucas with a wide grin.
"Lucas,-"
"I know it took me awhile, but I did figure it out!"
"Lucas!"
"Maybe I am-"
"LUCAS!" Screamed Ness and Pikachu.
"WHAT?" Screamed Lucas.
"We're under attack by a gang!"
Jigglypuff walked up, followed by Ike. She said happily, "Lucas, Lucas, the masochist carnival is here!" She pointed to Ike in reference to what she said.
Ike gave a grin, and then pulled the safety on his grenade.
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"Well?" Asked Lucas.
"What?" Asked Ike grumpily.
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"Aren't you going to throw the grenade?" Said Lucas, backing away.
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"Oh yeah…" Said Ike as the grenade blew up in his hand, killing himself and Pikachu.
Ness, Victor and Jigglypuff stared at the spot in shock.
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Ness said,
"Well, that was easy!"
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"Well, that was easy!"
"Well that was easy!"
"Well that was-"
"LUCAS! Quit pressing the stupid 'Easy' BUTTON!"
"Okay, okay…" Said Lucas as he put the button in his pocket of his black, gray-striped jacket.
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"We need to warn the others!" Said Ness, running up to Meta Knight, who had an RPG resting on his shoulder, yelling, "Quick, a mafia gang is headed for the school! Some died from sheer stupidity, but we can defeat the others!"
Meta Knight smiled evilly, since you can't see his mouth anyways, and he pointed the RPG at Ness.
"Well, since you figured us out, I'm going to have to kill you now," He said evilly.
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"…Could I say my prayers before you kill me?" Asked Ness, making stuff up as he went, to avoid dying.
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"Fine," Said Meta Knight huffily.
"Dear , thank you…for…Tech…and…Lucas! Yes, Lucas, who I'm uh, very, GREATFUL for, and…thank you…for…this…mafia…gang?"
"GET ON WITH IT!"
"ALRIGHT! And…um, that's pretty much it, god,…have I ever told you how cool you are?"
"AMEN!" Screamed a Meta Knight, frothing at the mouth, pointing his bazooka at Ness.
"WAIIII_IIIIT!"
"WHAT IS IT?!" Screamed Meta Knight.
"…Can I say goodbye to my loved ones?" Asked Ness, his mind rushing.
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"Fine," Said Meta Knight furiously.
Ness walked up to Lucas, and hugged him, crying,
"Fair enough," Said Meta Knight as he walked out of the Tech room.
Ness pushed Lucas onto the floor.
"So, You like me?" Asked Lucas hopefully.
"No," Replied Ness.
"Awww…"
Ness, Lucas, Victor, Quinn, and Jigglypuff made a circle, and conversed.
"I put it all together now," Said Quinn. "There's a gang headed over here, and half of them are already here…Diddy, D.K., Ike and Pit are dead, and Meta Knight is still alive, killing people no doubt. We need to survive through this school day! 5 periods are left, so let's figure out our schedules…"
Lucas' Schedule:
7th Grader
1st Period- Athletics Cross Country
2nd Period- Technology
3rd Period- Math
4th Period- Smashy History
Lunch Period- B
5th Period- Comm. App.
6th Period- Band; Euphonium
7th Period- Science; Above level
Ness' schedule:
8th Grader
1st Period- Athletics Cross Country
2nd Period- Technology
3rd Period- Smashy History
4th Period- Art
Lunch Period- B
5th Period- Math
6th Period- Skills for living
7th Period- Science; Above level
Victor's Schedule:
7th Grader
1st Period- Athletics Cross Country
2nd Period- Technology
3rd Period- Smashy History
4th Period- Math
Lunch Period- B
5th Period- Lang. Arts
6th Period- Band; Trombone
7th Period- Science; Above Level
Quinn's Schedule:
7th Grader
1st Period- Athletics Cross Country
2nd Period- Technology
3rd Period- Lang. Arts
4th Period- Smashy History
Lunch Period- B
5th Period- Band; Trumpet
6th Period- Math
7th Period- Comm. App.
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"..Uh…Jigglypuff?" Said Quinn. The puffball stared into space, with a blank expression.
"Jiggs!"
"…Waffles! Yes?"
"Your schedule, hand it to us…"
"NO! It's…my precious…" She said, petting her schedule.
Quinn rolled his eyes, and took it from her.
Pikachu's Schedule:
8th Grader
1st Period- Art
2nd Period- Technology: level 1 (above level)
3rd Period- Comm. App.
4th Period- P.E.
Lunch Period- B
5th Period- Skills for living
6th Period- Math; above level
7th Period- Science; above level
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"Jiggs, this is pikachu's schedule! Not yours!"
"Oh-hhh, no WONDER he was in all my classes!" Jigglypuff slapped her forehead with her stub.
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"That's pretty awkward," said Victor out loud.
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"Okay, we all meet up with one another at different points…next period, Ness and Victor have Texas history together, while Lucas has Math with none of the rest of us, and I have Lang. Arts next period, alone, as well." Explained Quinn. "4th Period! Lucas and me have Texas History. Victor has Math, by himself, and Ness, you have art!"
"We all have B- Lunch. 5th Period, I have Band, with no-one out of us in it…-"
"DO YOU DELUDE YOURSELF, QUINN, BY FANTASIZING YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN LITTLE WORLD, WHERE LITTLE GURLS RUNAROUND WITH FLAMETHROWERS, BURNING PANSIES BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO DARK A COLOR?! N00b!" Screamed Jigglypuff.
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"As I was saying, I have 5th Period band alone, then-"
"Bah, who cares? Let's just live as long as we can!" Said Victor quickly.
"Yeah!" Lucas agreed.
DING…DING…DING…
Uh-oh, the bell!
All four went their separate ways. Jigglypuff was the last one out of the Tech room, and she dragged Pikachu's dead body on the ground behind her, thinking he was sleeping.
"C'mon Pikie, we don't wanna be late!" said Jigglypuff
The end. Of Chapter.
Author's Notes Now, this chapter HAD to be hilarious, what with all the nonsense and such. Ike's death was probably the funniest…Will Lucas and the others survive the school day? Will Zelda ever figure out that the kid is dead?! (Most likely not…) Can Samus find a date with a certain green, mean, sexy machine dinosaur before he is killed?! WILL…Yoshi…DIE!? NUUUUEZ! Dedede will have a big role in the next few chapters. He's going to be a music teacher!
See you guys later!