Insane one shot #2

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IN LOVING MEMORY OF 9-11, WHERE TOO MANY PEOPLE LOST THEIR LIVES. ALL WILL LIVE ON IN OUR HEART!

PS: takes place in GOF, November 2

PSS: this is AU, random as well.

Chapter 1: Secret's Out

Third POV:

The whole room was silent as he walked in, before breaking into whispers. The boy scowled at this, thinking how quickly the tides can change. He went over and sat by himself, thinking about how his whole world turned on him. He sighed and shook his head; it wouldn't do good to think about traitors.

Flashback-

Harry frowned at the party in the Common Room. None of them believed the truth. He walked over to the staircase where two shadows encountered him.

"How could you? Did you want all that glory for yourself? Can't you save any for your best friends?" Ron snarled and Harry.

"Harry, too many people have died in this. How can you put yourself in danger like this? For what, $1,000 galleons?" Hermione spat.

"How could you, I though you guys were my friends?" Harry growled.

"Not anymore, you selfish git, can't even stop thinking of yourself! I'm done risking my arse for you! Go get yourself almost killed again, just leave us out of it!" Ron yelled. Hermione glared at him in agreement.

"Do whatever you wish then, just don't come crying to my when you learn the truth!" Harry yelled back. He spun around, back to his dorm.

End Flashback

He sighed again, before munching on some toast. Can this get worse?

"Oh, is little Potty moaning and groaning about losing his little Mudblood and Blood-traitors?" Malfoy taunted. Harry turned and looked around the room before glaring at Malfoy. The whole school was watching.

"Wow, were you up all night thinking up that Malfoy, or did the two idiots behind you come up with it?" Harry asked. Malfoy was about to speak up when suddenly, a girl about their age burst through the main doors. She looked around the room before she settled on them. The girl then run strait for them, jumping on Malfoy's back.

"What the Hell?" Malfoy said, as the she settled on his back. The girl them hit Malfoy in the back of the head and glared at Harry.

"Can you two quit for five seconds? God, you two are worse them an old married couple!" She complained. Harry raised his eyebrows.

"Me, you two are the couple, must I remind you of all the times I've seen you two in the broom closets? I can't even look at my Firebolt the same cuz' you guys didn't bother to take it out last time!" Harry complained. The girl blushed but Malfoy smirked.

"Aw, is ickle Harry jealous that he can't get a girl to look at him, let alone snog." Harry glared at him before replying.

"Need I remind you of last summer?" He challenged. Malfoy blushed and the girl giggled. She turned to the Head's table.

"Come on, last go talk to my favorite person ever!" She cheered. Harry poked her in the ribs.

"Aw, when was I demoted?" He pouted.

"Hm, maybe when you died all my robes hot pink?" She asked.

"Touché!" He replied. They walked over to the staff table while the rest of the school looked, on confused as hell. Malfoy and Potter, joking with each other? Who's that girl? WTF are they talking about?

They stopped in front of Professor Snape, who, looked less then pleased at this.

"Presenting King Snape, ruler of all dungeon bats and spiders, to the Princess." Harry said with an exaggerated bow. Snape smirked at this.

"Oh, this coming from the court jester of hyphens, Mr. The-Boy-Who-Lived- But-Needs-A-Life. I don't suppose that anyone would listen if I said off with your head?" Snape pondered.

The whole school was in shock. Potter just insulted Snape to his face and LIVED! Not to mention Snape was joking back at him!

"I would!" Malfoy smirked, wand in hand, pointed at Harry's neck. The girl hit him in the back of the head. He sighed and put down his wand. Harry Pouted

"No one ever sides with me!"

"Of course not! It would be too easy if we did. I still don't know why we keep you around!" Snape snapped.

"Because I promised to feed him, and brush him, and love him forever and ever, so you let me keep him as a pet. Anyway, how are you Daddy?" The girl asked. Snape smiled at her before sighing.

"Why are you here Jackie? You were still with your Mom last time I checked." He asked, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Mom said that she's sending me here because I keep turning her friends into frogs. It's not my fault they annoy me!" the girl, now known as Jackie, complained. Snape sighed again.

"And she didn't Floo….Why?" He asked

"She knew you would say no and though that if I was here you couldn't sent me back." She said.

"Let me guess, she is now at any of the manors but wants you to go to school?" Snape said.

"Yep! So where's my room?" She asked. Snape pointed to the headmaster.

"Oh, Hi Gramps! Mom said to tell you she's calling in that favor about the time in Cuba, whatever that means!" As Jackie said this, Dumbledore groaned. Why did he have to drink that Fire Whiskey? And of course it had to be 'Patty Snape (nee Potter)' who found him!

"Yes Jackie dear, you can sleep in the guest rooms until we have this all straightened out. Harry, Draco, do keep an eye on her, and take her to your classes (A/N: pretend they all share the same classes). We wouldn't want Ms. Snape to get in trouble."

"Oh of course we'll-" Harry started

"Keep her out of trouble Professor-" Draco continued.

"But, we can't-"

"Promise she'll be able-"

"To keep us out of it!" They finish together, eerily like the Weasley Twins. They chuckled darkly while Jackie pouted.

"Since when am I trouble?" She asked. Dumbledore raised his eyebrows, "Don't answer that. Come know boys, we have people to see, things to do, and pranks to pull on the unworthy, this way, to the guest rooms!" She said pointing. Draco began to take them that way.

"The guest rooms are that way." Harry told them, pointing toward the Ravenclaw tower.

"No you idiot, there that way!" Draco argued, looked to the room toward the dungeons.

"No, no, no! There, over there, up to the seventh floor!" Jackie told them. They quickly left the hall. Dumbledore turned to Snape.

"Severus, do you think we should tell them that the rooms are on the third floor?" He asked, not sure what to do. Snape, shook his head.

"No, they will search around the castle for a few hours, finally break down and call a house elf to help, and get to the room before realizing that they don't know the password and come down to my office, ask, get lost for half an hour before finding the room and falling asleep." Snape explains.

"How do you know this?" Dumbledore asked.

"Oh, it happens every time they are at the Snape, Potter, or Malfoy manors. I often wonder why my wife, Narcissa, and I put up with it. Honestly, I think they do it on purpose." He complained.

"So the Potter Manor was in good shape after all?"

"Yes, house elves do wonders. My dear wife sadly seems to like her nephew Potter and helps out quite a bit. I do wish she would have told me before sending Jackie here. Hogwarts won't know what hit it." Snape said, looking at the still shocked faces.

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