A/N: Yaaaarr.. I be back with another chaper!
Review responses:
the bowser monster- Glad you like my story, i'll check yours out sometime when im not busy. :D And thanks for the warning.
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus- Oh don't worry, he'll get back at Bowser. Definately. XD Peach is much better at driving than C. Falcon. Trust me. D:
Jeo the Fire God- Im'a working on updating them both at the same time. Fweheh. XD B-but! I needs me a good sleep, a-and food...
Chapter 2! Enjoy:D
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"SINGLE FILE!" Peach yelled at the top of her lungs as the smashers began to run around everywhere inside the store. The employees were already giving them weird looks, but she just shot them a glare and they turned away quickly. Most of the smashers continued to ignore her, though. Peach's stare of death didn't really have any effect on them after a while.
"Peach, what do-a you think-a we should do-a?" Mario spoke up, he was behaving himself and standing right next to Peach.
"I have no clue, i've tr- DONKEY KONG! GET DOWN FROM THERE!" She screamed at the ape, who was swinging on a chandelier, he payed her no mind and continued to use the chandelier like a vine.
"I've got an idea." Fox came up from behind Peach, stepping in front of her. He took his gun out of his holster and fired a few shots into the air, causing everyone in the area to stop and look at him. A few people ran away screaming, though, but none of the smashers. "Listen up! Get your butts over here so we can form groups who will go to a certain part of the store!"
Almost immediately, the misbehaving smashers (mostly the younger ones), joined the others near the front door of the store. Peach began giving out orders as soon as she had their attention.
"Alright, look. Let's just form a few groups that will each take a section. Group A will go to the food aisles, and pick up things we need there. Group B will go to the medicine department, and Group C will go to the tools department. If I recall right, Luigi, you said you needed some tools so that you can work on.. erm.. your experiments and gadgets right?"
"That's-a right." He nodded.
"Alright. Let's split up then." As she said this, the groups began forming.
Group A consisted of Peach, Zelda, Link, Marth, Roy, Yoshi, Kirby, D.K, and Ness.
Group B cosisted of Dr. Mario, Ice Climbers, Jigglypuff, Pikachu, Mewtwo, and Pichu.
Group C, was basically everyone else.
"Alright! Now that everyone is in their groups, lets move out and meet back here later. Just please, try not to get into any trouble." Peach sighed. It took the groups a few minutes to actually start moving, but they eventually made it to their designated areas inside the large store, and began gathering their needed items.
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Food aisles, 1st floor
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Peach took out a list of everything they needed from this area, the other smashers following closely behind her as she pushed the shopping cart through the aisle.
"Let's see.. milk, orange juice, eggs, panca-"
CRASH
She turned towards the source of the crash, only to see Donkey Kong terrorizing a little toad who was pushing a cart filled with bananas. He managed to fend the ape off for the most part, but when D.K grabbed a crobar, things started getting ugly. Peach hurried over to the scene, trying to drag D.K away from the poor man, but faily miserably. The others just watched in amusement a D.K sucesfully pried open the crate, Peach still trying to drag him away, and the little toad man screaming for his life.
"RABBID MONKEY WITH A CROBAR!! HEEEEEEELP!" He ran off, flailing his arms wildly.
"D.K! Put the crobar, and the bananas, down.." Peach said slowly, but D.K took out some bananas and began eating.
"A little help, here?" She begged, and Zelda came to her aid. Though, the two didn't do much against a 700 pound gorilla. "D.K! Move your big butt, and lets go!"
"Oo ee oo ee oo ah ah." D.K said, though no one understood a word of it.
"He said 'No, im not moving, these bananas are the best i've had in a long time.'" Yoshi spoke up.
"You can understand him?" Peach was shocked at the fact Yoshi could understand ape language, but decided to save the millions of questions for later.
"Long story." Just then, Peach noticed a little puff ball sitting beside D.K, also eating bananas.
"Kirby! Stop that!" He only shook his head and went back to eating. No one was really sure what happened, but from there it became a eating contest against D.K and Kirby. They both sped up, eating the bananas as fast as they possibly could, Kirby in the lead, but D.K not far behind him. Everyone decided to just sit back and watch the show for the moment.
"This is great! Im just waiting for one of them to choke or something." Roy laughed, but Marth thwacked him on the head.
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Medicine department, 3rd floor
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Dr. Mario scanned the aisles, looking for the pills that he needed. He handed a few bottles to Popo and Nana, as they were carrying most of his things.
"Maybe we should have gotten a cart.." Nana said as Dr. Mario handed her another pill bottle.
"I think your right.." Popo replied.
"Nah! We're-a fine. You two-a carry things-a so-a well." The doctor smiled at the two, and they forced a smile as well. "Pichu-a! Put that-a down!" He yelled at the little mouse, who had picked up a large bottle of pills and began opening it. Mewtwo stopped him, however, much to Dr. Mario's relief.
"Behave." Mewtwo muttered, and the intense stare in his eye was enough to make the little mouse start wailing. "Ugh.." Jigglypuff began looking concerned.
"Mewtwo-a! What did-a you do-a?" Dr. Mario rushed over to the little mouse Mewtwo was holding, and took it from him. "There-a, there-a." He comforted, making Pichu calm down, and Mewtwo and Jigglypuff unplug their ears.
Pikachu, who was wandering away from all the commotion, was in a completely different aisle than the other four. He walked up to a counter and saw a short old woman reading a newspaper. It took a few moments before she noticed him standing there, but she let out a scream when she did see him. She grabbed a broom and began hitting Pikachu with it.
"GAAH!! MONSTERR! MONSTERR!" She shrieked.
"Batty old woman! Im not a monster! STOPPIT!!" Pikachu cried, but the woman didn't cease. Dr. Mario, however, heard the ruckus and came to Pikachu's rescue.
"Drop the-a broom!" He shouted, and the woman glanced up at him.
"Another one, eh? You'll never take me!" She shouted and began hitting Dr. Mario with her broom this time.
"Argh-a! Stop that-a!" He growled. "Alright-a! I-a Didn't want to-a do this-a!" Dr. Mario grabbed a nearby, and conveniently placed mop, and blocked the old womans broom attacks with it. Mewtwo, Pichu, Jigglypuff, and the Ice climbers eventually caught up to them and gasped at the scene in front of them.
"Doctor vs. Old Lady?" Nana muttered.
"Uhuh." Popo blinked.
"GET 'EM DOCTOR!" Jigglypuff shouted, earning weird looks from the others. "Sorry.."
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Tools department, 2nd floor
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"Let's-a see here... Hyperspeed injector? Check-a! Heavy Duty-a Wrench? Check-a! Super glue? Not-a check-a.." Luigi was going over a list of what he needed. The tools department was filled with all the gizmos and gadgets any inventor or engineer could ever dream of finding.
"Fox! Check it out, man!" Falco shouted from the other side of the room. He was waving a large blaster in his wing, causing Fox to run over and look at it.
"Dude! That's the Plasma Blaster 1500!" He said, taking the blaster from Falco and inspecting it, before aiming it at Bowser's tail and shooting a practice shot. The koopa king growled, and jumped into the air, holding his tail. "Works good too." He laughed.
"Why you little!" Bowser roared and tackled Fox onto the ground, and a WWE wrestling match began. Fox did a dropkick on Bowser, but missed, allowing the koopa king to thwack Fox with his tail, sending him to the ground yet again. Bowser then bodyslammed Fox, who yelped in pain and shoved the giant lizard off of him. He pulled out his blaster and shot Bowser right in the stomach, making him double over in pain.
"Gotcha again!" Fox stuck his tongue out, earning a glare from Bowser.
"Foul play! But two can play at that!" He roared again and shot a large stream of fire breath at the fox, who shrieked and ducked out of the way. Being the unfortunate person that he is, Captain Falcon was hit instead, and he proceeded to do a stop-drop-and roll to get the flames out. After he put out the flames, he looked like a roasted marshmallow, but no serious damage was done. Besides the carpeted floor that was now on fire.
"Oh dang, Bowser! You caught the floor on fire!" Fox shouted, retreating from the room, and hurrying back with a fire extinguisher. He managed to 'accidently' smack Bowser with it before putting out the fire on the ground before it spread.
"THAT DOES IT! You, me, outside! Parking lot... NOW!" Bowser shouted, heading for the elevator. Fox blinked, and followed after him.
"Oh man, FIGHT!" Falco shouted, gaining the attention of the others in the room, as they all followed after Fox and Bowser in the elevator. Everyone besides Luigi and Mario, who were still in tool heaven, that is.
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A/N: This chapter is a little short, I know.. shoot me. D:
Marth: Gladly. -steals Falco's blaster-
FIGURE OF SPEECH! -cough-
Anyways, I hope you like it so far. And if you see any spelling errors in here, my bad, I couldnt get a spell check on it this time around. :S