Chappie 2
"b-i-n-g-o! b-i-n-g-o! b-i-n-g-o and bingo was my namo!" Tigerstar said in starclan "whad'ya mean honey bunny?" a cloud said "I was a kitty pet and I lived in the sea with spongebob I was gary then I turned into a cat then he called me bingo….." "that's soooooooo sad tigerstar" the cloud replied "shut up I'm reading warriors the new prophecy!" Bluestar hissed "sorry" tigerstar said sadly flush "TIGERSTAR!" everyone in starclan hisse "sorry for flushing the toilet!it was full of poo it smelled like two legs!" "oh my gawg two legs!" "runnnnnnnn!" all the cats ran in there bomb shelters for 3 days…..
EARTH
"new and improved meow mix from yoplait!" a commercial person said "oh my gawd! We neeeed to get that!" Sandstorm meowed. They then bought 53 boxes of meow mix and set in on the kitchen counter but they didn't have one!so they set in on a tree stump. "I can't wait for meow mix breakfast!" Graystripe, Firestar, Sandstorm, Cloudtail, And Cinderpelt meow happily as thet headed toward the meow mix "were did all the meow mix go?"
STARCLAN
"I juuust love meow mix! But I can't eat it because then I'll get fat-then-turn-into-the-chubby chicken-from A&W but I just loooved meow mix!" bluestar meowed as she happily ate a box of meow mix. Apparently meow mix was a big hit in starclan and was not often found so all the cats wanted a box. "my meow mix not yours now lemme eat!" Bluestar hissed "no way hozay!" fluffypelt shrieked (apparently she was new and never known to the kitty-race) "okay you can have some fluffypelt" Bluestar said as fluffypelt joined her sitting in the corner eating meow mix.
EARTH
"I WANT MY MEOW MIX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Sandstorm hissed as she clawed a tree in frustration. "we'll get more Sandstorm" Firestar said while comforting Sandstorm "I spent 103 freaking dollars so I want them freee!" sandstorm yelled as she scolded Firestar "okay okay m'lady" firestar said while running to the store "now this is life!"
STARCLAN
"hey bluestar you know I havenn't eaten in 3 days….." "no way suzy-lu I wont give you my meow mix it's mine and only mine…..only fluffypelt my friend can share with me!" "c'mon!" "no!" "c'mon!" "nooooo!" "fine you mouse-dung!" "take that back!" "no way" "fine be that way I won't even consider giving you meow mix meow mix please deliver!" "okay okay sorry!" bluestar then gave him a few meow mix bowls…."yum eh?" bluestar meowed "no duh coocoo potatoes!"
EARTH
"there you're majesty take the meow mix! All 100 boxes" firestar meowed to sandstorm "thanks honey I really needed comfort food like the special 'k' cereal!" "it's good to help you my beautiful waffle" "oh my gawd!" "I mean wife…" "firestar check this out!" Graystripe purred "what!" "it's golden chicken fried rice!" "holy! Wutever…..lets play……………twister find the right prophecy!" Firestar meowed "uhhh firestar wasn't that from chappie 3 of warriors: retarded and weird series?" "yea but who cares it's a different chappie of a diffie bookie!" "okey dokey funny fafers" "what the heck!" Smudge said out of the blue and just appeared some how. " I wuv you fwuffy wuffy piwow!" Smudge said "meet my wife mudge" "hello mugdgey wudgey!" "glad to meet you rusty wusty". Well they all talked as if they were babies for 2 hours…BLECH!
STARCLAN
"oh no I have no more meow mixy wixy! Must steal more from thundaclanerino!" bluestar meowed as she put on her cowgal hat and rode her cow to thunderclan that's right her cow…."bluestar!" firestar hissed "I'm sorry I just looooove meow mix…..i'm a meow mix-o-holic! WAAAAA!" "it okay silly rabbit you may have meow mix just like give us some cash for it…like starbucks ha! StarbuckS! As in starbucks coffee!hahahaha!well I meant star clan bucks…….." "okay you awful I need money cat clan leader who thinks he should have all the meow mix for himself and whom only cares about his wife and wants to run away right now-wait I'm floating on a helium balloon weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
THE END
"I'm not done!" "sorry Bluestar I'm cold and I don't want to write no more now its like 10:38 pm! at night! Take a chill pill!..." silverstarleaderofprincessclan said-wait I'm her!this is weird! why am I doing this! Oh dear I'm having a i-havn't-had-enough-sugar-sugar rush!aaaaahhhhhh!
THE END FINALLY
Sneak peak preview
Hey folks my next chappie is about the new chill pill and no I am not going to tell you wut it is….WHISPERS IT'S A PILL MADE OUT OF SKITTLES THEN IT WAS FROZED FOR 100000MILLION YEARS! DON'T TELL SIVERSTARLEADEROFPRINCESSCLAN I TOLD YOU THIS!