And so the adventure that kills your eyes continues.
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Bela loked mi. Shi loked intrsted. "U r vampire, rite?"
"Yeh, I m vampire. I gift organisms and compel Stan just wiv sparklz. Cuz I m vampire."
"Kan u change mi?" I slipped her in da fas. "Dun u hit on mi EVUR!"
I sparkld. It wuz sun. "PLZ!!!" Bela scramed. I sed, "No, cuz u shuld get bit by dat Jake boy."
"Wat Jake boy?"
"Da Jake boi dat I don' lyke."
"He mus b a NURD."
"He's no nurd, cuz I alre-d got a man. So u kan hav him stead." I tol hur who Jakobe wuz.
She sed, "EW! I don' wan dog!"
I sed, "He haz moar personaliti dan u. Date him." ((A/N; That is probably the only canon thing in this fic. The fact that Jacob Black has more personality in one bone than Bella in her entire body. ...she's very shallow.))
"NO!" Den I uzed mi mind-control powur 2 make hur wan 2 date Jakobe. Den Edword came. Edword Coolon, mi boi toi. I hav 2 b da dominant cuz i m gurl. N gurlz r not week. N vampires hav to gift organisms, n 2 do dat, dey mus b strong.
Hi tied 2 b bettur dan mi. I sipped him in da fas.
He tied 2 b bettur dan me agin. I spped him in da fas.
He tied 2 stop mi from doin sometine. I sped him in da fas.
He tied 2 isolat mi. I s- I gifted him lawsuit. Edword Coolon culd no go 2 da skool n had 2 get diffrnt skool.