Truth, Lies, Secrets, and War
Me: ok this is a chapter!
Gaara: woot?
Me: yes, woot
Gaara: WOOT!
Teamri: gaara's high again
Gaara: high on suger! shelly's high on juice!
Kankuro: i like juice...
Itachi:...annoying people...
Discalmer: I don't own Naruto or Rent or Digimon
Please R&R! And don't bother flaming...its a bunch of crap so DON'T FUCKING BOTHER!
April 17th, 2015, 9 a.m., I'm not sure of the time zone. From here on in, Wesley, Jackie and I shoot without a script. See if anything comes of it. Who knows, maybe something out of the ordinary will happen.
"AAAG! TEME!" Naruto yelled, trying yet again to kill Sasuke.
"GET OFF ME YOU DOPE!" Sasuke yelled back, kicking Naruto off him. Kakashi sighed in frustration.
"Yet again…" he mumbled. But before he had even the chance to put him book away, there was a 'poof' and some random ninja came out of nowhere and handed Sasuke a scroll and 'poofed' away.
"Hum?" Sasuke mumbled. "Hey Naruto. It's addressed to both of us!"
"OPEN IT! OPEN IT! OPEN IT!" he said. Sasuke opened it and him and Naruto read it together.
"YES!" they both said and 'poofed' away.
"Kakashi-sensei…do you know what that was about?" Sakura asked.
"Haven't any idea," he replied.
"Azuma-sensei!" Wesley yelled. "You NEED to stop smoking! It's SO BAD FOR YOU! You're a ninja! Ninja shouldn't smoke! I have stories that I could tell you that would scare you so bad you would NEVER want to pick up another one!"
"Yup…sure," Azuma mumbled, blowing Wesley off. Choji had taken Wesley's camera and was recording the daily 'stop smoking' fight between sensei and student.
"Here we have the daily fight between Azuma-sensei and Wes. As usual, Azuma is blowing Wesley off which gets him mad," Choji commentated.
"AGG!" Wesley cried out if frustration. Then there was a 'poof' and the same random ninja handed Wesley a scroll and 'poofed' away. He opened it and quickly scanned it. "Oh! Cool!" Wesley grabbed his camera from Choji and poofed away.
"HEY!" Ino yelled. "CAN HE DO THAT!"
"No," Azuma said. "But whatever."
"How troublesome…" Shikamaru mumbled as Choji got out a bag of BBQ chips.
"You like bugs too much," Kiba told Shino.
"…" Shino replied.
"YAY! CRAZY PEOPLES!" Jackie said happily, recording Shino looking at a ant hill. Then there was a 'poof' and the same random ninja handed Jackie a scroll and 'poofed' away. "OOO! Stuff!" She read it and 'poofed' away. Akamaru barked.
"I know boy. She's insane."
"No less then you," Shino mumbled.
"ZOMG! SHINO TALKED!" Shino swetdroped.
"YOUTHFUL STUDENTS!" Gai yelled like he does every morning. "YOUR YOUTH IS BRIGHTER THEN EVER! NOW TODAY I WANT YOU TO GO OUT THERE AND BE AS YOUTHFUL AS YOU CAN BE!"
"Yes Gai-sensei…" Neji, Shelly, and Tenten mumbled in monotone. Shelly was recording the whole thing with a little recorder.
"YES GAI-SENSEI!" Lee yelled happily, with flames in his eyes. "I WILL MAKE YOU PROUD!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"SHUT UP!" the 3 yelled. Then there was a 'poof' and the same random ninja handed Shelly a scroll and 'poofed' away.
"…" She quickly read the scroll and 'poofed' away.
"SEE!" Gai yelled. "YOUTHFUL SHELLY IS BEING…YOUTHFUL!"
"Sure Gai-sensei…" the two grumpy people replied.
"I can't believe they're coming back!" Naruto said happily, waiting at the main gates to the village.
"Been 6 months since we've seen them," Wesley said, pointing to Jackie and Shelly.
"Been almost a year for us," Sasuke said.
"Mhmm…" everyone mumbled then there was a weird silence.
Over the past year, the American trio, as some people call them, had changed a lot.
Wesley now wears a black T-shirt with the Uchiha symbol on his left shoulder. He also wears black pants and black sandals. He also wears his headband as normal ninja do, on the forehead and two wristblades. He's also been working on this new Justu that he won't tell anyone about. And he carries around a katana that he calls Blood Stain…very well named due to what has happened over the year. He also likes to do a combo of Ninjutsu and Taijutsu.
He basically hangs out with Lee and Naruto, he's planning on moving in with them in a few weeks when the one-year deal they made with the Hokage is up –plus Naruto has been teaching him Rasengan-. And he has a real issue with Neji…they are always fighting!
Jackie wears black cargo pants and a crimson T-shirt with the Uchiha flag on the back. She also wears black sandals and wears her headband around her neck, like Temari. Her specialty is Genjutsu…she says its fun to touched people. She also has this special Jutsu with a combo of fire and wind.
She considers her friends her family (Wesley, Naruto, Sasuke, Shelly, Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara) and this tree in their apartment and she really doesn't like Ino and Sakura that much.
People think that her and Shelly have been working on this special Jutsu but they denied it.
Shelly basically dresses like Jackie, black cargo pants and more formal black sandals but has a black T-shirt with the Uchiha symbol on the back and you could see fishnet sleeves poking out of her normal shirt. She wears her headband on her arm, like Shikamaru. She has her hair in a ponytail and her bangs falling over one eye (Jackie calls her emo a lot more due to that). And she wears the same gloves as Kakashi but black. And she sometimes wore sunglasses. She also carried around a scroll with her everywhere, it held her camera, as do Wesley and Jackie but they usually just steal her camera since it's almost always out.
She specializes in Taijutsu…it helps when Gai's your sensei and she accidentally copied Chidori this one time she saw Sasuke do it so she's been working hard to make that good, since she has Rasengan down, just like Jackie.
Her best friends are Jackie, Gaara, and Temari though Gaara is also her life enemy and Sasuke too. She is also good friends with Shizune and Anko, though Anko hates her boyfriend more then Orochimaru! (A/N: and we know how much she hates Mr. Snake!)
When the one-year deal is up, she's going to move in with Kakashi…though she basically lives there anyway.
"WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG!" Naruto yelled. "THE NOTE SAID 3 AND ITS 3:10!"
"They might have been attacked…" Sasuke said.
"SHUT UP!" everyone snapped.
"Don't talk like that!" Shelly said, slapping him on the back of his head.
"Why do you think they are coming anyway?" Naruto asked.
"Gaara's father trying to kill him," Sasuke said.
"SHUT UP!" everyone yelled again.
"You are so negative, Sasuke!" Shelly said.
"Oh and you're the perfect picture of positive attitude, Shelly!" he snapped.
"At least I don't say that our siblings are running away from their insane father!" Jackie quickly took the camera from Shelly.
"And we have the oldest and youngest of the Uchiha clan fighting over something really stupid!" Jackie commentated.
Both their eyes blazed red, Sasuke having 3 black dots and Shelly having 2.
"You two are annoying…" said a voice from behind them. "And no…my father isn't trying to kill me today." Their eyes changed back to normal color and everyone turned around and Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara where there.
Gaara had changed a lot! Just like most of the kids in their mid teens. His hair was shoulder length and he was way taller. Maybe 5'8"? You could also see his muscles through his cloths and…wait are those EYEBROWS!
"And here's Gaara of the Desert, actually starting to go threw those awkward teen years. A bit late but our good friend Naruto and Sasuke have just started also," Wesley said, grabbing the camera.
"Yo Gaara, cool hair," Shelly and Jackie said together. He twitched.
"Is that sarcasm?" he asked in a creaking voice.
"No."
"Oh…ok then! Thanks!"
"HI!" Temari said happily, hugging everyone and having to force a hug form Jackie and Sasuke.
"So…WHY…ARE…YOU…HERE?" Wesley asked, shaking Kankuro by the shoulders.
"Careful of the camera!" Jackie and Shelly scolded.
"Didn't Azuma tell ya?" he asked.
"No…"
"Didn't any sensei tell ya?"
"No…everyone said. Gaara started laughing.
"Haha! They didn't tell ya!"
"What?" Sasuke asked.
"Oh look at the time!" Kakashi said, looking at his watch. "I'm late for a meeting!"
"About what?" Sakura asked.
"Jounin exams."
"…NANI! WHAT DO YOU MEAN JOUNIN EXAMS?"
"Oh…did I forget to tell you? They're next month! And you all made it!"
"NANI!" both girls yelled.
"Hehe…" and he 'poofed' away to try and save his life.
"Ok so…now that Kakashi decided to come, we can begin!" Tsunade said, clearly ticked off as Kakashi took a seat next to Zabuza.
There where Jounin sensei from every Shinobi country.
"Your late again," Zabuza hissed.
"I know! Isn't it fun?" Kakashi whispered.
"Now, as you all know the Jounin exams are taking place next month, and all of your students are in.
"Exams are a little different from last time…due to a threat of attack…."
"NANI!" yelled a lot of different voices.
"Ya…there are rumors that Sound wants to attack Leaf. As you can tell there is NO ONE from Sound here but if you look up who is coming, Sound is clearly on there."
"BUT SOUND JUST ATTACKED THREE YEARS AGO!" Gai yelled.
"Yes I know Gai! But that's not why we're having this meeting! We are talking about exams! Now all y'all SHUT UP!" An eerie silence fell over the Jounin. "Now as I was saying…"
"I'M NOT READY FOR EXAMS!" Naruto cried. Temari was patting his back and trying to make him feel better. "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"
"YAY DEATH!" Jackie said happily.
"Hell ya!" Gaara said, his voice creaking. "Especially if I'm going the killing!"
"I don't think we're going to die," Shelly said. "I just don't think we're going to pass…due to the LACK OF INFORMATION!"
"I can't believe they didn't tell us!" Wesley said. "WHO DOES THAT!"
"Your sensei and her sensei and her sensei and boyfriend and their sensei," Kankuro said, pointing to everyone.
"No! You will pass! And we'll help!" Temari said. "We need to train. You need to train. Let's train together!"
"Beauty idea Temari!" Gaara said. "We'll tell all those hosers from the other countries to take off!"
"I can't believe you showed him that movie," Temari whispered to Shelly.
"I didn't think it would have that big of an effect on him!" she replied. "He hates everything and everyone so I never thought that would happen!"
"Oh and something else…" Temari said then she whispered in Shelly's ear, "I need to have a talk with you guys later, no Gaara. Ok?" She nodded.
"And no Sasuke and Naruto either…if we're talking about the same thing." Temari nodded too.
"That was a lot of information is a short period of time," Azuma said as him, Kurenai, Kakashi, and Gai felt Hokage Tower. "And it doesn't help that I'm going to die when I tell my students."
"You didn't tell them?" Kurenai asked.
"Nope."
"Us either," the other 3 Jounin said.
"Well…I told Hinata and Sakura today but not Sasuke and Naruto and they where pissed. We can die with you!" Kakashi said.
"I HAVE A YOUTHFUL IDEA!" Gai yelled.
'Oh great!' the other 3 thought.
"Let's get all out students together and tell them! They can't kill all of us at once!"
'But that's 16 on 4…we're dead," Kakashi said.
"HELLO YOUTHFUL ONES!" Gai yelled when they got all their students together. "WE HAVE YOUTHFUL NEWS! THE JOUNIN EXAMS TAKE PLACE IN ONE MONTH FROM TOMORROW!"
"NANI?" most yelled. But all of Kakashi's team, Shelly, Wesley, and Jackie where quite, they just glared.
"That's troublesome…" said out favorite lazy-ass.
"I TAKE YOU KNOW!" Gai said, pointing to them.
"THAT MASKED BAKA TOLD ME AND HINATA!" Sakura yelled.
"Temari told us…" Sasuke said, pointing to all the other 'Sand Siblings'.
"WONDERFUL! THE OTHER PEOPLE ARE COMING ALREADY!" Gai said happily.
"GAI-SENSEI!" Lee cried. "WE ARE NOT READY TO TAKE PLACE IN THE JOUNIN EXAMS WITH ONLY A MONTHS NOTICE!"
"LEE! WORRY NOT! YOUR BURNING YOUTH WILL HELP YOU PASS!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!" They hugged and there was a magical sunset in the background and a majestic wave hitting the beach. Everyone swetdroped. Suddenly there was a faint yelling and then Kankuro crashed into Naruto.
"EEP!" he scrambled to his feet and hid behind Jackie. "If Gaara comes looking for me…I'M NOT HERE! I didn't mean to say anything! It just slipped out!"
"What?" Jackie asked.
"Temari and I will tell ya later… oh, hi every one!" He waved and they waved back.
"Back to what we where saying…Jounin exams is a 4 part test that takes place over a um… maybe 4 month period, longer if there are problems or unknown events. Of course, there is the written, first round fighting, second round fighting, and a random test that changes every year. But in the second round of fighting, if you lose, that doesn't mean that you are out. Two of the Kages watch and decide together who moves on. This year it's the Hokage, of course, and the Kazekage," Gai said calmly. (A/N: ZOMG!)
"Also, no one is able to find out how many will pass. The final exam…though is always tough and many people have died…is really the easiest part of the test," Kakashi added.
Later that night, Shelly, Jackie, and Wesley went to the Sand Siblings apartment.
"Hi!" Temari said quietly when she opened the door. "Suush! Gaara's home! We tried to get him out of the house but he didn't feel like it." They quietly took their sandals off and went into Temari's room where Kankuro was waiting.
Temari slid the door closed behind her. She did some hand seals and smashed her hand to the floor.
"There we go! Now Gaara won't be able to hear us!"
"He wouldn't hear us anyway cause his Ipod is on the max volume!" Kankuro said.
"Let me guess," Wesley said. "Gaara is going threw puberty and is a killing machine. That's why his voice is creaking, longer hair, mood swings and all that stuff and everyone else is going threw it and we're surrounded by teenagers, right?" The two nodded.
"He likes cookies and coffee…that calms him down then he gets all high and stuff, its creeper then when he's homicidal!" Kankuro said.
"Everyone is been weird lately…" Jackie.
"Ya," Shelly said. "Weirder then Jackie."
"Foolish Yankee."
"Baka hoser."
Then they heard the soft strumming of a guitar. "Did we forget to mention that Gaara bought a guitar back home?" Temari asked.
"Well he did!" Kankuro added.
"We need to take a picture of this!" Jackie and Shelly said together.
"That's risking your lives!" Shelly pulled a camera out and Jackie pulled out a recorder and the two tip-towed out of the room. GO NINJA SKILLS!
When they got to Gaara's room, they found that the door was slightly open. Gaara had changed his cloths and was wearing ripped blue jeans and a baggy red T-shirt with the Sand symbol on it. (A/N: if anyone is a good drawer, feel free to draw that! And send it to me!)
He was lying on his bed, plucking the strings on a crimson red electric guitar.
"When we where 15, we where smashing our parent's cars into mailboxes," Shelly whispered as she snapped the picture. There was a crash behind them and they quickly ran away as Gaara cam bolting out of his room and Kankuro was there.
"DAMNIT KANKURO! STAY OUT OF MY ROOM!" And he slid the door shut.
"GO WATCH THE RENT BAKA!" Kankuro yelled.
"MAYBE I WILL!" Gaara screamed threw the door.
"Note to self," Wesley said on their way home. "Don't piss Gaara off!" The two nodded.
"Hey you!" a voice called and a girl jumped down from a tree. She was wearing a Leaf headband and wore a crimson top and a mid thigh black skirt with formal sandals and she had a katana strapped on.
Her black hair was tied in a low ponytail and her brown eyes where glaring at the three.
"So you are the American trio…from America," she said. They nodded. "Well I didn't think one of the famous American trio would be a geek," she pointed to Wesley. A vain popped out of his head.
"I'M NOT A GEEK!" he yelled. "YOU WANNA FIGHT!"
"FINE!" And they started fighting until Shelly broke them up.
"Enough boys and girls," she said. The girl laughed.
"Sorry. Names Endoh Kumiko. Nice to meet you," Kumiko said. Wesley growled under his breath.
"Nice to meet you. I don't care. Hope to never see you again," and he stormed off, cursing under his breath.
"The geek has some anger issues…this will be fun," and Kumiko was gone.
"Weird much…" Shelly said.
"Yay!" Jackie replied.