At first, I thought that Joker would eventually leave my house because its not as fancy as other houses near or in Gotham. He could have stole Bruce Wayne's mansion or even an abandoned factory, but no… he chooses my home. I just am gonna let him rest on my coach, put his muddy shoes on my priceless glass table, and make sure he is calm.

Rhino Can I help you with anything Joker?

Joker You look nervous. Why so serious?

Rhino I'm just fine (I'm shaking like a leaf. How am I not gonna piss my pants?)

Harley Hey Mr J, why don't we invite our friends over?

Joker kicks Harley, causing her to land on the glass table, destroying the table.

Joker Shut up Harley, I'm thinking! Hmm… You know what, that's a good idea.

Rhino (whispers) This guy is nuts.

Harley (whispers) No kidding.

Rhino What the hell! Where did you come from? Didn't Joker knock you out?!

Harley I'm used to it. Don't worry Mr. J, I'll call our friends.

Joker Make me some dinner too, I'm hungry.

Harley goes into the kitchen.

Joker And you, Rhino, entertain my Hyenas.

Rhino Uh, is that safe?

Joker Don't worry, everyone knows Hyenas don't eat Rhinos.

Rhino But, I'm not a real rhino.

Joker Why so serious? Just play with them.

Rhino Do Hyenas eat humans?

Joker Only when they get hungry. (points a gun at Rhino's head) Now go before I get SERIOUS.

Well, how do I entertain Hyenas? I started with the basics.

Rhino See the stick? Get the stick. (tosses stick) Fetch the stick!

They didn't like that.

Rhino Uh… want some doggie treats?

They didn't listen; instead, they were peeing in my pool.

Rhino Uh, want to play with a tennis ball?

I tossed the ball, but I accidentally hit one of them in the face. He started growling. I tried to run away, but I tripped and landed on my back. But the Hyena didn't attack me, he pissed in my eye. A few minutes later, I got up on my feet and went inside. When I opened the door, a bucket of water fell on me.

Joker Hahaha, that trick never gets old! Oh, that's not water, it's the gasoline from your car.

Rhino I couldn't tell by the smell, your dogs pissed in my nose.

Joker You seem board, want to see a magic trick?

Joker tossed a small axe into my basement door.

Joker I'm going to make this axe, disappear! (falls asleep)

Harley Hey Mr. J, I made some pizza (with a bacon smile).

Rhino Do I smell smoke?

Harley Yeah, the kitchen is on fire.

Rhino WHAT! MY KITCHEN!

I grabbed my fire extinguisher, not realizing that it wasn't mine. Joker gave me a flamethrower instead, that looked like a fire extinguisher. As the fire grew, some ignited the gasoline on my body. I panicked, but then a cool blast of air destroyed the fire.

Rhino Wow, thanks… who are you?!

Mr Freeze How do you not know me?